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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #9122
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    Am sure there probably is a chocolate flavour kids toothpaste somewhere in the world.

    Why is it when you tell people you are being careful with what you eat, they always give chocolate as a present.

    To bring you down to their level.

    Did you experience any aggression today?


  • #9123
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    To bring you down to their level.

    Did you experience any aggression today?

    No, I was very calm today.

    Are we going to keep this thread going for ever?


  • #9124
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    No, I was very calm today.

    Are we going to keep this thread going for ever?

    Only if we keep posting in it.

    Do you use self service checkouts?


  • #9125
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,542 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Only if we keep posting in it.

    Do you use self service checkouts?

    Now and then....

    Why is watching agricultural machinery in operation addictive?


  • #9126
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    Now and then....

    Why is watching agricultural machinery in operation addictive?

    Watching those great big machines doing their stuff is such a turn on.

    What turns you off?


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  • #9127
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    Watching those great big machines doing their stuff is such a turn on.

    What turns you off?

    Smells.

    Do you stir clockwise or anti-clockwise?


  • #9128
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Smells.

    Do you stir clockwise or anti-clockwise?

    I start clockwise but give a good anti-clockwise stir as well because everything needs a good stirring.

    Do you put the camera on during an online work meeting?


  • #9129
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    I start clockwise but give a good anti-clockwise stir as well because everything needs a good stirring.

    Do you put the camera on during an online work meeting?

    No but it's been proposed to start using it.

    Does that mean you'll have to start to wearing clothes?


  • #9130
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    No but it's been proposed to start using it.

    Does that mean you'll have to start to wearing clothes?

    Nah, dressing gown and a towel wrapped around your head and it will be grand.

    Have you ever had a coffee within a couple of hours before bedtime?


  • #9131
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    Nah, dressing gown and a towel wrapped around your head and it will be grand.

    Have you ever had a coffee within a couple of hours before bedtime?

    Probably but rarely drink the stuff. A proper strong coffee would have me buzzin' though.

    What accent do you best imitate?


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  • #9132
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Probably but rarely drink the stuff. A proper strong coffee would have me buzzin' though.

    What accent do you best imitate?

    Yorkshire accent, have it off to a tee.

    Do you recognize yourself when you look in the mirror?


  • #9133
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    Yorkshire accent, have it off to a tee.

    Do you recognize yourself when you look in the mirror?

    Less and less.

    Ever dyed your hair or considered it?


  • #9134
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Less and less.

    Ever dyed your hair or considered it?

    I think I might qualify for a purple rinse now.

    When did you last get your hair cut?


  • #9135
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    I think I might qualify for a purple rinse now.

    When did you last get your hair cut?

    December.

    Did you wear green today?


  • #9136
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Olivia2 wrote: »
    December.

    Did you wear green today?

    Head to toe.

    Why do the birds get up so early?


  • #9137
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    They get up before me so...

    Take the micky much?


  • #9138
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Maia Tall Thinner wrote: »
    They get up before me so...

    Take the micky much?

    Only gentle ribbing.

    Why are buffalo wings so called?


  • #9139
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    Send question to Eddie Rocketts. Take it I put a good word in for you!

    Did you ever cook anything like a potato over a real fire?


  • #9140
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Maia Tall Thinner wrote: »
    Send question to Eddie Rocketts. Take it I put a good word in for you!

    Did you ever cook anything like a potato over a real fire?

    Occasionally I'll wrap them in tinfoil and put them in the stove.
    The I'll repurpose the tinfoil and make a hat. Stop the darn government from stealing my thoughts.

    What's the best song you remember hearing today?


  • #9141
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Occasionally I'll wrap them in tinfoil and put them in the stove.
    The I'll repurpose the tinfoil and make a hat. Stop the darn government from stealing my thoughts.

    What's the best song you remember hearing today?

    The wheels on the bus

    When was the last time you used public transport?


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  • #9142
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    The wheels on the bus

    When was the last time you used public transport?

    Last month.

    What version of windows are you running?


  • #9143
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Last month.

    What version of windows are you running?

    Am still on DOS 5.1

    What age is your oldest pair of shoes?


  • #9144
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    Am still on DOS 5.1

    What age is your oldest pair of shoes?

    I have boots that are 16-17 years old, lightly worn and still look nearly new.

    Have you ever prayed for a miracle?


  • #9145
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I have boots that are 16-17 years old, lightly worn and still look nearly new.

    Have you ever prayed for a miracle?

    Every Single Day

    Do you know what temperature it was 9 years ago today?


  • #9146
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    Every Single Day

    Do you know what temperature it was 9 years ago today?

    Hot hot hot

    Cohort...are you sick of hearing this word everywhere?


  • #9147
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    Bob Harris wrote: »

    Hot hot hot

    Cohort...are you sick of hearing this word everywhere?

    Cannot remember hearing that word in a very long time.

    When was the last time you heard someone say Coitus


  • #9148
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    Cannot remember hearing that word in a very long time.

    When was the last time you heard someone say Coitus

    Thankfully so long ago I've forgotten.

    What do you associate with Kentucky?


  • #9149
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Thankfully so long ago I've forgotten.

    What do you associate with Kentucky?

    In Kentucky you are not allowed to marry the same man 4 times.

    What was the last book you didn't read?


  • #9150
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Pride and Prejudice.

    Would you take marriage advice from Liz Taylor seeing as she's so experienced?


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  • #9151
    Maia Tall Thinner
    Posts: 0 ✭ Maia Tall Thinner


    No.

    How do you respond entering a room where somebody says, you again / look who's here / it's the muppett


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