Your line is weak but your point is strong: Liveline from 10th January

26-01-2021 06:36PM

I just burst out laughing at de 6-1 News when retailers were being interviewed about de continued lockdown. When it came to a menswear in Cyavan de owner said "we're doing online sales, but in menswear it's all about the personal touch".

Would dat be de inside leg measurement?

PieOhMy · 26-01-2021 06:49PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I just burst out laughing at de 6-1 News when retailers were being interviewed about de continued lockdown. When it came to a menswear in Cyavan de owner said "we're doing online sales, but in menswear it's all about the personal touch".

Would dat be de inside leg measurement?

Whatever you want in Louis Copeland?

PieOhMy · 26-01-2021 06:51PM

dvcireland wrote: »

Duze anyone know of a florist in clontarf, I need to send flowers to a birthday boy (retiree) tomorrow ?

I wonder will he take the day off, on one hand hes likely to take any day off with the amount of leave he has but on the other hand he would miss out the rte buns and cake and tea celebrations and adulation. Also as we all know he could be fired at any time so he may want to make his presence felt in there tomorrow!

barney shamrock · 26-01-2021 07:24PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

...then it came to a menswear in Cyavan de owner said "we're going online sales, but in menswear it's all about the personal touch".

Would dat be de inside leg measurement?

Ooh, suits you!
Ooh!

Brendan Bendar · 26-01-2021 07:28PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I just burst out laughing at de 6-1 News when retailers were being interviewed about de continued lockdown. When it came to a menswear in Cyavan de owner said "we're going online sales, but in menswear it's all about the personal touch".

Would dat be de inside leg measurement?

Little heft on the nutpurse, see how she hangs?

Is she winter or summer ‘weight’

Very important for a good fit and the material must be taken into account.

Cluster thin as a bats wing in Summer is different from the roof of a cats mouth in winter.

That’s where Louis Copeland earns his corn.

Very important.

26-01-2021 07:42PM

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Little heft on the nutpurse, see how she hangs?

Is she winter or summer ‘weight’

Very important for a good fit and the material must be taken into account.

Cluster thin as a bats wing in Summer is different from the roof of a cats mouth in winter.

That’s where Louis Copeland earns his corn.

Very important.

On the other hand I'm sure it is less embarrassing ordering de elephant trunk jocks online

zell12 · 26-01-2021 07:44PM

sligojoek wrote: »

I was stopped at a checkpoint for the last few minutes of this. I assume it's worth a listen back.

Ah tis so it is

Brendan Bendar · 26-01-2021 07:46PM

Deleted User wrote: »

On the other hand I'm sure it is less embarrassing ordering de elephant trunk jocks online

Wouldn’t know, always go for the gerbil division mesel.

26-01-2021 08:10PM

PieOhMy wrote: »

I wonder will he take the day off, on one hand hes likely to take any day off with the amount of leave he has but on the other hand he would miss out the rte buns and cake and tea celebrations and adulation. Also as we all know he could be fired at any time so he may want to make his presence felt in there tomorrow!

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ButtersSuki · 26-01-2021 08:10PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Is dat wat I think it is so to speak?

Mena Mitty wrote: »

It is, a companion to the 'Messenger'

I thought it was a nudey mag dedicated to Asian Laydeez so to speak. Words cannot describe the sense of disappointment I feel now as an admirer of Asian Laydeez so to speak....................

26-01-2021 11:16PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I thought it was a nudey mag dedicated to Asian Laydeez so to speak. Words cannot describe the sense of disappointment I feel now as an admirer of Asian Laydeez so to speak....................

De (east) Asian men don't appeal to de laydeez so much do to speak. Only one I fancied was a Chinese tour guide who was unusually tall for his race and very interestingly intelligent, making for an attractive package so to speak. Was booked to do a degree in Welsh at Bangor University.

ButtersSuki · 26-01-2021 11:21PM

Deleted User wrote: »

De (east) Asian men don't appeal to de laydeez so much do to speak. Only one I fancied was a Chinese tour guide who was unusually tall for his race and very interestingly intelligent, making for an attractive package so to speak. Was booked to do a degree in Welsh at Bangor University.

I’d imagine the Chinese - Welsh hybrid accent and pidgeon English would only add to the attraction.....
:rolleyes:

26-01-2021 11:28PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I’d imagine the Chinese - Welsh hybrid accent and pidgeon English would only add to the attraction.....
:rolleyes:

He already had a degree in English literature. My tastes are quite sophisticated I'll have you know. Also knew more Irish than I do, but that wouldn't be difficult. Had a fascination with Celtic, Irish & British cultures.

Demonique · 27-01-2021 12:57AM

PieOhMy wrote: »

Pets of the pandemic:
Murphy
Brando
Buttsy
Topsy (A rabbit)
Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc
Bailey
BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
Snuggie - dognapped
Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
Johnny O - A boat
Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
Ruby - sits in the foire engine
Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
Dukey Dog?
Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
Benji Senior (Josh)
Taz - The CPR chiwawa
Holly - cat
Oisin- an madra marabh
An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people
An unnamed rat the size of a small car
Princess - dog (what's his name)
Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.
Annabel- 35 year old donkey
Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)
Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider
Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL
Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player
German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation
Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation
Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner
Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter
De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug
Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage
Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat
Dog died of cancer and 3 legged cat

Licorice the mexican black king snake, currently on the lam in our study/reptile room

Clon63 · 27-01-2021 01:10AM

Lads ye were on fire today. Had taken a break from LL during MBH season - saw there were 100 pages on here over the ladt 2 days and knew I had to listen back and was well worth it with the comments on here. My addiction is back&#55357;&#56832;

If I ever get to 80 I want to be Caroline (without a sex change) big house, gardens, stay up to all hours wstching ****e probably with a bottle of red on the go.

Dont know about Andy. Seemed such a sad situation but he seemed content enough. For me it showed the damage that becoming fanatical on issues can do be that religion or extreme climate change fanatism (thinking if you Gretta).

Reminded me of an ould lad we came across in work. Was living in a pretty run down house, no heat, wouldnt let health services in. Got help from local services like meals on wheels and help from charities and never left the house. Anyway he had a fall at home and turned out the house had to be entered by force and turned out part of tbe side of his head was exposed and he had a tumor and didnt have long left.

Spent maybe 2 weeks i hospital and because we assumed he didnt have much we did a whip around to buy him pjs, dressing gown, slippers, toiletries, books etc.

When the house was searched he had about €120k in cash there including £50k in punts!!

Demonique · 27-01-2021 01:14AM

BPKS wrote: »

Hang on a second.

I'm no tree hugger but is it that unusual to turn off lights as you leave a room as Joe imagines?

We turn the lights off in the tv rooms when we're having dinner in the kitchen, I usually try to turn the lights off when I leave the room for a shyte

That being said I usually turn the light on in the room anytime where I watch tv and use my laptop any time between 3 and 5pm because it gets gloomy early at this time of year

Joe was a bit condescending towards Andy and was his usual concern trolling self "what if you trip in the dark"? Give it a rest Duffy

Clon63 · 27-01-2021 01:17AM

Wonder if there is any link between the quality of the show and the telephonist in charge, so to speak?

With that in mind thank you Lisa Marie Presley(Berry) for your beaudiful show about scammers, both of the travelling and confined types yesterday.

And thanks to the senior telephonist in charge Rebecca Meehan for your wunderful efforts today.

Clon63 · 27-01-2021 01:46AM

Just heard a request there on Late Date for the botanist who will be awake and tbe carpenter who will be asleep .... so another LL fan from todays show.

Played Stocktons Wing Strange Affair too! Cerrainly was.

ButtersSuki · 27-01-2021 05:57AM

Deleted User wrote: »

He already had a degree in English literature. My tastes are quite sophisticated I'll have you know. Also knew more Irish than I do, but that wouldn't be difficult. Had a fascination with Celtic, Irish & British cultures.

Ho Lee Fuk.

ButtersSuki · 27-01-2021 06:05AM

As we passed the 3,000 dead mark yesterday I wonder did Herr Duffy reflect on the irresponsiblity of his

”De voyruss can’t come here because we’re an island”

Or

”Even if it comes here no-one will dye from it”

comments?

The answer? Of course not. Instead he’s likely thinking “De number of dead peeple so to speak wood be much higher if I didn’t say ‘Wash Yer Hans’”, ignoring of course de fact dat he butchers about 9 out of every 10 toyems he attempts to say it. And that’s before we mention “Mask, Hands, Stand”; 3 words he was unable to remember in sequence or pronounce correctly and which were quickly abandoned - after humblebraggingly saying he was asked to say it by “Senior People” so to speak. :rolleyes:

#NotAllHeroesDriveJags

djemba djemba · 27-01-2021 08:32AM

Promo for the show playing the clip of seamus and his Christmas tree. Not the two ladies at the end of the show who were looking at the positive side of things.

ButtersSuki · 27-01-2021 08:45AM

Expect to hear from professional sh*t stirrer Dr. Ebun Joseph today across the media on the East Wall stabbing story from last night.

PieOhMy · 27-01-2021 08:48AM

djemba djemba wrote: »

Promo for the show playing the clip of seamus and his Christmas tree. Not the two ladies at the end of the show who were looking at the positive side of things.

Still in disbelief that he just cut one of them off with an add break. It's like something a child would do, not an (almost) 65 year old allegedly professional and unbiased man.
Then the receptionist made an error in letting a second positive lady on and he started to check her and argue with her by listing out all the negative restrictions that have just been extended.

I'm loath to say a new low has been reached as Duffys behaviour and attitude has been lower than a (escaped) snakes belly and cant go any lower but a light has been shone into a new aspect of this perverts depravity and warped mindset.

PieOhMy · 27-01-2021 08:55AM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Expect to hear from professional sh*t stirrer Dr. Ebun Joseph today across the media on the East Wall stabbing story from last night.

Maybe the most brilliant amazing boy in the world who mysteriously blew off his scrolling finger could act as a roving reporter.

Those bad bad bad bad bastard deliveroo lads comming over and taking jobs off decent local lads and then attacking them! It's a disgrace. It's a croime in oireland so it doesnt madder if its nodda croime in brasil

golondrinas · 27-01-2021 10:25AM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Expect to hear from professional sh*t stirrer Dr. Ebun Joseph today across the media on the East Wall stabbing story from last night.

Only in Ireland could someone get a degree in hate crime. She obviously hates white Irish .The local gob****es will try to outwoke each other in their bit to seek approval.

Oh give her the course/ degree she’s starting to irritate me. It’s only taxpayers money. Imagine looking for asylum in Nigeria ,rocking up to a university there and demanding a funded course in how racist Nigeria is towards whites who had arrived there with vexatious asylum claims, costing millions in the process.

27-01-2021 10:33AM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Ho Lee Fuk.

Is that the name of one of the Asian beauties you mentioned earlier?

manodepeeple · 27-01-2021 11:05AM

Will he be disappointed if no-one wishes him a Happy Birthday? Our hero is 66 years young today. A pre-chizzler, if you will.

Well done, well done.

ButtersSuki · 27-01-2021 11:29AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Is that the name of one of the Asian beauties you mentioned earlier?

Sum a dem do be ho’s alright.

But mostly day do be beauriful beauriful girdles so to speak.

ButtersSuki · 27-01-2021 11:33AM

PieOhMy wrote: »

Still in disbelief that he just cut one of them off with an add break. It's like something a child would do, not an (almost) 65 year old allegedly professional and unbiased man.
Then the receptionist made an error in letting a second positive lady on and he started to check her and argue with her by listing out all the negative restrictions that have just been extended.

I'm loath to say a new low has been reached as Duffys behaviour and attitude has been lower than a (escaped) snakes belly and cant go any lower but a light has been shone into a new aspect of this perverts depravity and warped mindset.

I don’t think he’ll ever sink lower than asking de Rio Garda WHOY didn’t he turn his gun on the reporters and fillum crew reporting on the arrest of the world’s fittest 70ish year old, Fianna Fáiler, Irish hero and patriot Pat Hickey.

dvcireland · 27-01-2021 12:37PM

Liveline Daily Competition

Any caller that wishes Joseph a Happy Birthday will be entered into a draw for a chance to win 2 nights b&b in Bryan Tubirdys Cousins Hotel, (no cash alternative0.

Your line is weak but your point is strong: Liveline from 10th January

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