Your line is weak but your point is strong: Liveline from 10th January

Mena Mitty · 25-01-2021 02:59PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

There was a time when Nell McCafferty had to smuggle them down on the train from the north.

What did Nell want condoms for ?

TheHomeService · 25-01-2021 02:59PM

Will Joe mention the bibliography?

Roger_007 · 25-01-2021 03:00PM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

What did Nell want condoms for ?

Making ice lollies?

SEPT 23 1989 · 25-01-2021 03:00PM

pointless sh1t stirring from Duffy

25-01-2021 03:00PM

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Is that a different can of fish?

jetfiremuck · 25-01-2021 03:00PM

Joe....about to lift a scab....waiting for it...

steinbock123 · 25-01-2021 03:01PM

Wot ?? No last minute ad break?.

Dan Jaman · 25-01-2021 03:01PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Is that a different can of fish?

Or a bottle of wurms.

25-01-2021 03:02PM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

What did Nell want condoms for ?

She was giving them to women down here who needed them. There was a Late Late show interview where she was talking about it, back when the LLS was decent. I'll see if I can find it.

25-01-2021 03:02PM

He gets two minutes to make an important point. Don't know the ins and outs of it, but Duffy is leaving a very important item hang like that.

25-01-2021 03:03PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Or a bottle of wurms.

To quote his holiness, it was a kettle of wurms, caller.

sligojoek · 25-01-2021 03:03PM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

What did Nell want condoms for ?

Wasn't it Brendan O Connor that called her "The evil of two lezzers"?

That was just the thin end of the wedge. It'll be flat out M&B homes again tomorrow.

25-01-2021 03:05PM

sligojoek wrote: »

Wasn't it Brendan O Connor that called her "The evil of two lezzers"?

It sounds like him. A seriously clever turn of phrase to be honest.

dvcireland · 25-01-2021 03:05PM

raymond trolling us again with his technical skils

Sir Oxman · 25-01-2021 03:05PM

Arsey fecks up the buttons. AGAIN.

ButtersSuki · 25-01-2021 03:06PM

2smiggy wrote: »

Heike does look at like Buffalo Bill thou

It puts the lotion on its skin...................

Odyssey 2005 · 25-01-2021 03:09PM

2smiggy wrote: »

Heike does look at like Buffalo Bill thou

To be fair to whatever his name is,I would say he had too many offers

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A mattress wouldn't lie under her

sligojoek · 25-01-2021 03:25PM

Deleted User wrote: »

It sounds like him. A seriously clever turn of phrase to be honest.

I think it was in his Sindo Life magazine days. Before he got all woke.

Roger_007 · 25-01-2021 03:33PM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

To be fair to whatever his name is,I would say he had too many offers .

A mattress wouldn't lie under her

Mattress Mick might!

McDermotX · 25-01-2021 04:04PM

Fantastic

Just getting notification of a delivery later in week for myself. Ups are the couriers.

I'll be breaking me bollocks laughing as your man appears at de door.

goose2005 · 25-01-2021 10:06PM

TheHomeService wrote: »

Don't forget Duffy has form for this. Remember his eulogy to that b1tch Catherine Nevin?

wasn;t she in with the maFFia?

25-01-2021 10:15PM

goose2005 wrote: »

wasn;t she in with the maFFia?

Well, according to this she went ballistic when the local cumann changed venue from her pub to a nearby hotel:

https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/catherine-nevin-ireland-jack-whites-12061397

Mena Mitty · 25-01-2021 11:44PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

She was giving them to women down here who needed them. There was a Late Late show interview where she was talking about it, back when the LLS was decent. I'll see if I can find it.

I remember it. Loved listening to Nell back in her heyday.

My question was a bit tongue in cheek, my attempt at humour.

25-01-2021 11:46PM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

I remember it. Loved listening to Nell back in her heyday.

My question was a bit tongue in cheek, my attempt at humour.

Sorry, your humour was too subtle for me. Though I am a bit thick.

25-01-2021 11:52PM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

I remember it. Loved listening to Nell back in her heyday.

My question was a bit tongue in cheek, my attempt at humour.

When we people born with uterus can get 3-piece transplants we might have use of de stretchy rubbers. I remember when they first became legal it was quite daring to buy them, and we used to be childishly blowing them up as balloons at work or placing them in the male staff members' pockets an dat to embarrass them. Would be seriously frowned upon deze daze. I remember for Kris Kringle or whatever you call dat secret present giving at Christmas I wrapped a packet for a very priest-like shy male staff member who was morto when he opened it. Terrible tings dat went on!

Mena Mitty · 25-01-2021 11:58PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Sorry, your humour was too subtle for me. Though I am a bit thick.

Not to worry. Tomorrow's anudder day.

26-01-2021 12:05AM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Not to worry. Tomorrow's anudder day.

Just discovered a manufacturing flaw dat left a small round hole in de middle of my ileostomy bag. Was wondering why de cat was so interested.

26-01-2021 12:07AM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Not to worry. Tomorrow's anudder day.

What did one cow say to another cow?
"Tomorrow's an udder day"

26-01-2021 12:07AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Just discovered a manufactured Turing fault dat left a small round hole in de middle of my ileostomy bag. Was wondering why de cat was so interested.

Are you telling us you failed the Turing test?

Mena Mitty · 26-01-2021 12:08AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

When we people born with uterus can get 3-piece transplants we might have use of de stretchy rubbers. I remember when they first became legal it was quite daring to buy them, and we used to be childishly blowing them up as balloons at work or placing them in the male staff members' pockets an dat to embarrass them. Would be seriously frowned upon deze daze. I remember for Kris Kringle or whatever you call dat secret present giving at Christmas I wrapped a packet for a very priest-like shy male staff member who was morto when he opened it. Terrible tings dat went on!

I'm shocked at dat behaviour. I was a good girl, I wouldn't be doing any of that sort of thing ;-)

Your line is weak but your point is strong: Liveline from 10th January

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