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2021 Last Person Standing January Quiz

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Clarabel


    Irish Aris wrote: »
    Kolido, a very simplistic example of what the concept of lean means - at least on how we use it in finance.

    Say, you sell a product or a service. Part of selling this product/service could include some admin tasks, for example issue an invoice or contact a customer etc.
    This particular task doesn't add any real value to the product/service that you sell, but it has to be done in order to complete the process i.e. if you don't issue an invoice you won't get paid.
    Hope that makes sense :)

    P.S. Having said that I can't think of what could qualify as a waste in a farm. So, another guess.

    Tyre kicking!

    Chatting to the mooos.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Shame the question isn't "what percentage of today's question did you understand?"

    About 2%... I know all the words individually, but in that order they are essentially meaningless...

    We know Green&Red was a former hitman and waste management is gangster code for killing people, so I can only assume the question is asking what percentage of a farmer's work is contract killings, so that's what I'm going to pretend the question is. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 13,241 ✭✭✭✭Electric Nitwit


    ...what percentage of a farmer's work is contract killings, so that's what I'm going to pretend the question is. :pac:
    But is that work wasted?
    Could he not train the cows to do it? Thus saving his own time?

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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 7,648 Mod ✭✭✭✭Irish Aris


    Clarabel wrote: »
    Tyre kicking!

    Chatting to the mooos.

    Sorry, couldn't resist :D

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  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,411 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Mollyb60 wrote: »
    I (probably along with anyone else who did business studies at college) learned about Lean techniques. That will not help me with my answer. At least it can't be more than 100% right?

    We did a major Lean project in work a few years ago that in itself turned out to be 100% waste. I thought that was a pretty impressive achievement.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,468 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    Please teacher, could you phrase that (yet) another way?

    You can see from the post above how thick challenged I am by these difficult questions.....

    Pick a number between 1 and 100. Send to GNR

    That's what I did :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,862 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    I think it's what's percentage of a farmer's work could you cut out without reducing the quality or quantity of the output? How much time could you save with clever little alterations to how things are done?

    It’s more than that Aris is right in his example


    So we’ll say milking the cows
    I’ve to put them in, clean them, milk them, let them out. The only bit of that which provides value is the milking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,507 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Zaph wrote: »
    We did a major Lean project in work a few years ago that in itself turned out to be 100% waste. I thought that was a pretty impressive achievement.

    You can bet it wasn't a complete waste. May not be good for you or the company as a whole but somebody justified their role with the project. In primary school I think they call it "busy time"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,453 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    Irish Aris wrote: »
    Kolido, a very simplistic example of what the concept of lean means - at least on how we use it in finance.

    Say, you sell a product or a service. Part of selling this product/service could include some admin tasks, for example issue an invoice or contact a customer etc.
    This particular task doesn't add any real value to the product/service that you sell, but it has to be done in order to complete the process i.e. if you don't issue an invoice you won't get paid.
    Hope that makes sense :)

    P.S. Having said that I can't think of what could qualify as a waste in a farm. So, another guess.

    Thanks Aris.

    I thought he was asking how much of his time he spends working with dung.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Purgative


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    Pick a number between 1 and 100. Send to GNR

    That's what I did :pac:


    That's my approach every day. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 32,330 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Purgative wrote: »
    That's my approach every day. :)

    At least there's a lower and upper limit to this one.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    At least there's a lower and upper limit to this one.......

    Sure about that? Where do you think the phrase "Counter Productive" originated from?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,942 ✭✭✭cee_jay


    Green&Red wrote: »
    It’s more than that Aris is right in his example


    So we’ll say milking the cows
    I’ve to put them in, clean them, milk them, let them out. The only bit of that which provides value is the milking

    Some activities may not provide value, but could be necessary!


    I am guessing overproducing your milk, or overprocessing milk, would all be waste - but how much affects the average dairy farm given we saw in a previous question that G&R doesn't do the processing of his own milk.
    You might say letting the cows out is a necessary task, but that in itself could be wasteful because the route you are taking to the field could be unnecessarily long :confused:
    I am definitely overthinking this...


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,411 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Collie D wrote: »
    You can bet it wasn't a complete waste. May not be good for you or the company as a whole but somebody justified their role with the project. In primary school I think they call it "busy time"

    Oh yeah, it was great for a whole bunch of people who came over from head office on expenses for about four months. They had a whale of a time and made a fortune in the process while the rest of us had to put up with their nonsense until they went away again so we could go back to what we had been doing before they arrived. They went off to another site after Dublin for more of the same, but the last I heard was that the whole project had been canned because it wasn't producing the results that were promised/expected. Absolutely shocked we were when we heard that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Is this quiz being sponsored by the NDC?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,072 ✭✭✭✭ShaneU


    Hoping some eejit sends a number higher than 100 because I haven't a clue


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,466 ✭✭✭✭rainbowtrout


    ShaneU wrote: »
    Hoping some eejit sends a number higher than 100 because I haven't a clue

    Well if the answer is something like 99, they might still be closer :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,453 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,639 ✭✭✭feargale


    Green&Red wrote: »
    what % of a farmers everyday work is waste?

    1. Dairy farmers or all farmers?

    2. Define work please. I can't remember who were the two actors in a western film who during a break in filming sat behind a rock consuming a bottle when one said to the other: "here we are doing what we used to do as kids and getting paid for it."
    Green&Red wrote: »
    Because I'm feeling goose this morning I will give you a hint, it defines anything that doesn't add value as waste

    Given the question, I'm feeling chicken myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,862 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    feargale wrote: »
    1. Dairy farmers or all farmers?

    2. Define work please. I can't remember who were the two actors in a western film who during a break in filming sat behind a rock consuming a bottle when one said to the other: "here we are doing what we used to do as kids and getting paid for it."



    Given the question, I'm feeling chicken myself.

    1. Dairy farmers

    2. activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Can we have a new rule that if you ask for clarification on the question you get automatically booted... :pac:

    Too many amateur detectives on here with whiteboards trying to crack the case and asking for more data instead of just picking a number. Time to start acting like there's a gun to your head and just going for any old answer whether you understand the question or not. Risk takers are the worthiest winners. ;)

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,453 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    Can we have a new rule that if you ask for clarification on the question you get automatically booted... :pac:

    Too many amateur detectives on here with whiteboards trying to crack the case and asking for more data instead of just picking a number. Time to start acting like there's a gun to your head and just going for any old answer whether you understand the question or not. Risk takers are the worthiest winners. ;)

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    I like trying to works things out. Maybe we just all play a game of Bingo instead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,862 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    Kolido wrote: »
    I like trying to works things out. Maybe we just all play a game of Bingo instead.

    giphy.gif


    Thats put Levar back in their box


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Kolido wrote: »
    I like trying to works things out. Maybe we just all play a game of Bingo instead.

    Yes of course work out what the question is and if you can from the information given figure it out further, but as an extra element wouldn't it be fun to see a few people eliminated for playing it too safe with all the questions...

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    I'm only having a laugh gang, don't take anything I say too seriously, but just saying if I decided to run any of these games, some of you are in for a rude awakening because that would definitely be a rule...

    Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Clarabel


    Yes of course work out what the question is and if you can from the information given figure it out further, but as an extra element wouldn't it be fun to see a few people eliminated for playing it too safe with all the questions...

    giphy.gif

    I'm only having a laugh gang, don't take anything I say too seriously, but just saying if I decided to run any of these games, some of you are in for a rude awakening because that would definitely be a rule...

    Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    When was the last time you were on a farm!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Clarabel wrote: »
    When was the last time you were on a farm!

    Well I was last in a farmhouse when my Nana died about a year and a half ago, as I was a fair bit growing up (although hadn't been over there for a good 12 or 13 years prior to my Nana's funeral, aside from my Grandad's funeral), but was very very young when I was last on the farm itself.

    I had no interest in the farm though, and didn't help me with today's question, so what point you trying to make? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Clarabel


    Well I was last in a farmhouse when my Nana died about a year and a half ago, as I was a fair bit growing up (although hadn't been over there for a good 12 or 13 years prior to my Nana's funeral, aside from my Grandad's funeral), but was very very young when I was last on the farm itself.

    I had no interest in the farm though, and didn't help me with today's question, so what point you trying to make? ;)

    I'm just trying to get some data points.

    18months * 13yrs / 3yrs (very young) + moo time

    That gives me a rough idea of something which I use to extrapolate and give me half of the average of value time.


    It's like a big game of Morning Cresent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,507 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Clarabel wrote: »
    I'm just trying to get some data points.

    18months * 13yrs / 3yrs (very young) + moo time

    That gives me a rough idea of something which I use to extrapolate and give me half of the average of value time.


    It's like a big game of Morning Cresent.

    Oddly enough the only bit of that I understood was moo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Clarabel wrote: »
    I'm just trying to get some data points.

    18months * 13yrs / 3yrs (very young) + moo time

    That gives me a rough idea of something which I use to extrapolate and give me half of the average of value time.


    It's like a big game of Morning Cresent.

    Oh right, fair enough then...

    Wow, everything really makes sense for me now too and I think I can work out the answer...

    If you just multiply 1987 by a million you'll probably be in the right ballpark. ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,639 ✭✭✭feargale


    Green&Red wrote: »
    1. Dairy farmers

    2. activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result.

    You do realise (don't you?) that you should be paying all of us a great deal more than what a domestique gets.


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