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New names for Discovery

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  • 08-01-2021 9:51pm
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    D3V!L
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    With Discovery new direction over the past season I've come up with some new titles to reflect the Burnham centric story lines.

    Captain Burnham's Fantastic Space Adventures
    Star Trek : Safe Space
    Star Trek : Burnham
    Micheal Burnham's A Series of Unfortunate Events
    Woke - The Final Frontier

    The best one gets 2 minutes in a room with the writers :pac:


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    #2
    GreeBo
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    Burnham Space : A Mel Brooks production


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    coffee_cake
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    Star trek college kids in space
    CW the 100 in space


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    #4
    GetWithIt
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    Star Sh1t


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    CastorTroy
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    I already gave my entry in the finale thread

    "Michael Burnham presents Michael Burnham in Michael Burnham's Star Trek Discovery. Starring Michael Burnham."


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    Smacruairi
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    Star Trek Quotas


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    De Bhál
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    Star Trek - Box Tick


    They should finish each episode with that message
    "If you were affected emotionally by a storyline in tonight's show, please contact this number, and have a good cry"


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    #8
    AllForIt
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    Lefties in Space


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    TheValeyard
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    Michael Burnham vs the Universe

    Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!



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    #10
    AllForIt
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    The Kids from Fame going where no Kids from Fame ever went


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    ~Rebel~
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    TheValeyard wrote: »
    Michael Burnham vs the Universe

    "Michael Burnham is the Universe"

    "Michael Burnham & some other people in the future, or something"

    "Michael Burnham in the 31st century"
    (in this one she gets a robot sidekick that makes funny noises. The robot sidekick is also Michael Burnham.)


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    sunbeam
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    Star Trek: Let's Fly!

    YouTube throws up many possible theme/end credit songs for this but I'm going with full orchestral remixes of



    Star Trek: The 25th Generation
    Star Trek: Grudge (Adventures of a Space Queen)
    Star Trek: The Whisperers


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    Cookie_Monster
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    Star trek: :rolleyes:


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    Pelvis Parsley
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    Go Woke, Get Broke.


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    Dufflecoat Fanny
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    Star Trek: Undateables

    Star Trek: Reeeeeeeeee


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    Rawr
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    The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Micheal Burnham (featuring the Starfleet Gang!)


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    Inviere
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    CastorTroy wrote: »
    I already gave my entry in the finale thread

    "Michael Burnham presents Michael Burnham in Michael Burnham's Star Trek Discovery. Starring Michael Burnham."

    I'd say that's top dog....it covers all the nuances and subtleties of the show nicely. Enjoy your two mins with the writers, tell them I said hi.

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    bilbot79
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    I thought 'Star Trek Disgracery' was the vernacular.


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    Metalrobe
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    God it's pathetic show.


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    StevenToast
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    Star Trek : The Wokening

    I watched the 1st season and bits of the 2nd....

    Gave up...

    "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - Fletcher



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    GetWithIt
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    GetWithIt wrote: »
    Star Sh1t
    Having slept on it I feel Sh1t Trek would also work.


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    Inviere
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    If it had a TNG-style intro, I can almost here this in Stewarts voice:

    "Burnham. The final Burnham. These are the Voyages of Michael Burnham, her continuing mission, to explore strange new Burnhams, to seek out new Burnhams and new Burnhams....to boldly go where no Burnham has gone before..."

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    CastorTroy
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    Inviere wrote: »
    If it had a TNG-style intro, I can almost here this in Stewarts voice:

    "Burnham. The final Burnham. These are the Voyages of Michael Burnham, her continuing mission, to explore strange new Burnhams, to seek out new Burnhams and new Burnhams....to boldly go where no Burnham has gone before..."

    That's season 5 when in order to defeat a threat to the multiverse they need to travel to alternate universes to find the Michael Burnham there that saved that universe multiple times. By the end of the season they have a ship full of Burnhams to take on the threat


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    Inviere
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    CastorTroy wrote: »
    That's season 5 when in order to defeat a threat to the multiverse they need to travel to alternate universes to find the Michael Burnham there that saved that universe multiple times. By the end of the season they have a ship full of Burnhams to take on the threat

    Is this a threat to the very nature of the multi-verse? I can only think of one person for the job of saving it....

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    [Deleted User]
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    I've called it Star Trek: Burnham episodes back, I'd like another go...

    Star Trek: The Emotional Years

    If I get two minutes with the writers do I have to bring my own boxing gloves or are will they be supplied?


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    silverharp
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    The adventures of Space Jesus - "in Space everyone can hear your cry"

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    Inviere
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    Star Trek: Can Someone Turn the Lights on?
    Star Trek: Spotlights
    Star Trek: Disjointed
    Star Trek: At Sea
    Star Trek: The Search for Characters
    Star Trek: Wait, What?
    Star Trek: How Not to Tell Stories
    Star Trek: Frigging Laser Beams

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    #28
    _Kaiser_
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    Star Trek: By Committee

    Burnham: The Discovery Years (taking a cue from Enterprise and dropping the Star Trek name entirely)

    Star Trek: WTF?

    Star Trek: Trolling the final frontier

    Star Trek All Access: subscribe now


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    #29
    beauf
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    ...

    Star Trek: The Emotional Years

    ....

    Lol.

    Discovery - the show that no one wanted
    (Please make it stop.... please)


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    #30
    Inviere
    Registered Users Posts: 7,467 ✭✭✭Inviere


    Star Trek: Not Star Trek
    Burnham Trek: Journey to Omnipotence
    Burnham: Who Needs Q?
    Star Trek: Ah Bollox

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    #31
    Yester
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    Mighty Mike: Here she comes to save the day.


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