New names for Discovery

D3V!L

With Discovery new direction over the past season I've come up with some new titles to reflect the Burnham centric story lines.

Captain Burnham's Fantastic Space Adventures
Star Trek : Safe Space
Star Trek : Burnham
Micheal Burnham's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Woke - The Final Frontier

The best one gets 2 minutes in a room with the writers :pac:

GreeBo

Burnham Space : A Mel Brooks production

Star trek college kids in space
CW the 100 in space

GetWithIt

Star Sh1t

CastorTroy

I already gave my entry in the finale thread

"Michael Burnham presents Michael Burnham in Michael Burnham's Star Trek Discovery. Starring Michael Burnham."

Smacruairi

Star Trek Quotas

De Bhál

Star Trek - Box Tick


They should finish each episode with that message
"If you were affected emotionally by a storyline in tonight's show, please contact this number, and have a good cry"

AllForIt

Lefties in Space

TheValeyard

Michael Burnham vs the Universe

AllForIt

The Kids from Fame going where no Kids from Fame ever went

~Rebel~

TheValeyard wrote: »

Michael Burnham vs the Universe

"Michael Burnham is the Universe"

"Michael Burnham & some other people in the future, or something"

"Michael Burnham in the 31st century"
(in this one she gets a robot sidekick that makes funny noises. The robot sidekick is also Michael Burnham.)

sunbeam

Star Trek: Let's Fly!

YouTube throws up many possible theme/end credit songs for this but I'm going with full orchestral remixes of

Star Trek: The 25th Generation
Star Trek: Grudge (Adventures of a Space Queen)
Star Trek: The Whisperers

Cookie_Monster

Star trek: :rolleyes:

Pelvis Parsley

Go Woke, Get Broke.

Dufflecoat Fanny

Star Trek: Undateables

Star Trek: Reeeeeeeeee

Rawr

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Micheal Burnham (featuring the Starfleet Gang!)

Inviere

CastorTroy wrote: »

I already gave my entry in the finale thread

"Michael Burnham presents Michael Burnham in Michael Burnham's Star Trek Discovery. Starring Michael Burnham."

I'd say that's top dog....it covers all the nuances and subtleties of the show nicely. Enjoy your two mins with the writers, tell them I said hi.

bilbot79

I thought 'Star Trek Disgracery' was the vernacular.

Metalrobe

God it's pathetic show.

StevenToast

Star Trek : The Wokening

I watched the 1st season and bits of the 2nd....

Gave up...

GetWithIt

GetWithIt wrote: »

Star Sh1t

Having slept on it I feel Sh1t Trek would also work.

Inviere

If it had a TNG-style intro, I can almost here this in Stewarts voice:

"Burnham. The final Burnham. These are the Voyages of Michael Burnham, her continuing mission, to explore strange new Burnhams, to seek out new Burnhams and new Burnhams....to boldly go where no Burnham has gone before..."

CastorTroy

Inviere wrote: »

If it had a TNG-style intro, I can almost here this in Stewarts voice:

"Burnham. The final Burnham. These are the Voyages of Michael Burnham, her continuing mission, to explore strange new Burnhams, to seek out new Burnhams and new Burnhams....to boldly go where no Burnham has gone before..."

That's season 5 when in order to defeat a threat to the multiverse they need to travel to alternate universes to find the Michael Burnham there that saved that universe multiple times. By the end of the season they have a ship full of Burnhams to take on the threat

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CastorTroy wrote: »

That's season 5 when in order to defeat a threat to the multiverse they need to travel to alternate universes to find the Michael Burnham there that saved that universe multiple times. By the end of the season they have a ship full of Burnhams to take on the threat

Is this a threat to the very nature of the multi-verse? I can only think of one person for the job of saving it....

I've called it Star Trek: Burnham episodes back, I'd like another go...

Star Trek: The Emotional Years

If I get two minutes with the writers do I have to bring my own boxing gloves or are will they be supplied?

silverharp

The adventures of Space Jesus - "in Space everyone can hear your cry"

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Star Trek: Can Someone Turn the Lights on?
Star Trek: Spotlights
Star Trek: Disjointed
Star Trek: At Sea
Star Trek: The Search for Characters
Star Trek: Wait, What?
Star Trek: How Not to Tell Stories
Star Trek: Frigging Laser Beams

_Kaiser_

Star Trek: By Committee

Burnham: The Discovery Years (taking a cue from Enterprise and dropping the Star Trek name entirely)

Star Trek: WTF?

Star Trek: Trolling the final frontier

Star Trek All Access: subscribe now

beauf

[Deleted User] wrote: »

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Star Trek: The Emotional Years

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Lol.

Discovery - the show that no one wanted
(Please make it stop.... please)

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Star Trek: Not Star Trek
Burnham Trek: Journey to Omnipotence
Burnham: Who Needs Q?
Star Trek: Ah Bollox

Yester

Mighty Mike: Here she comes to save the day.