New names for Discovery

D3V!L

With Discovery new direction over the past season I've come up with some new titles to reflect the Burnham centric story lines.

Captain Burnham's Fantastic Space Adventures
Star Trek : Safe Space
Star Trek : Burnham
Micheal Burnham's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Woke - The Final Frontier

The best one gets 2 minutes in a room with the writers :pac:

GreeBo

Burnham Space : A Mel Brooks production

Star trek college kids in space
CW the 100 in space

GetWithIt

Star Sh1t

CastorTroy

I already gave my entry in the finale thread

"Michael Burnham presents Michael Burnham in Michael Burnham's Star Trek Discovery. Starring Michael Burnham."

Smacruairi

Star Trek Quotas

De Bhál

Star Trek - Box Tick


They should finish each episode with that message
"If you were affected emotionally by a storyline in tonight's show, please contact this number, and have a good cry"

AllForIt

Lefties in Space

TheValeyard

Michael Burnham vs the Universe

AllForIt

The Kids from Fame going where no Kids from Fame ever went

~Rebel~

TheValeyard wrote: »

Michael Burnham vs the Universe

"Michael Burnham is the Universe"

"Michael Burnham & some other people in the future, or something"

"Michael Burnham in the 31st century"
(in this one she gets a robot sidekick that makes funny noises. The robot sidekick is also Michael Burnham.)

sunbeam

Star Trek: Let's Fly!

YouTube throws up many possible theme/end credit songs for this but I'm going with full orchestral remixes of

Star Trek: The 25th Generation
Star Trek: Grudge (Adventures of a Space Queen)
Star Trek: The Whisperers

Cookie_Monster

Star trek: :rolleyes:

Pelvis Parsley

Go Woke, Get Broke.

Dufflecoat Fanny

Star Trek: Undateables

Star Trek: Reeeeeeeeee

Rawr

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Micheal Burnham (featuring the Starfleet Gang!)

Inviere

CastorTroy wrote: »

I already gave my entry in the finale thread

"Michael Burnham presents Michael Burnham in Michael Burnham's Star Trek Discovery. Starring Michael Burnham."

I'd say that's top dog....it covers all the nuances and subtleties of the show nicely. Enjoy your two mins with the writers, tell them I said hi.

bilbot79

I thought 'Star Trek Disgracery' was the vernacular.

Metalrobe

God it's pathetic show.

StevenToast

Star Trek : The Wokening

I watched the 1st season and bits of the 2nd....

Gave up...

GetWithIt

GetWithIt wrote: »

Star Sh1t

Having slept on it I feel Sh1t Trek would also work.

Inviere

If it had a TNG-style intro, I can almost here this in Stewarts voice:

"Burnham. The final Burnham. These are the Voyages of Michael Burnham, her continuing mission, to explore strange new Burnhams, to seek out new Burnhams and new Burnhams....to boldly go where no Burnham has gone before..."

CastorTroy

Inviere wrote: »

If it had a TNG-style intro, I can almost here this in Stewarts voice:

"Burnham. The final Burnham. These are the Voyages of Michael Burnham, her continuing mission, to explore strange new Burnhams, to seek out new Burnhams and new Burnhams....to boldly go where no Burnham has gone before..."

That's season 5 when in order to defeat a threat to the multiverse they need to travel to alternate universes to find the Michael Burnham there that saved that universe multiple times. By the end of the season they have a ship full of Burnhams to take on the threat

Inviere

CastorTroy wrote: »

That's season 5 when in order to defeat a threat to the multiverse they need to travel to alternate universes to find the Michael Burnham there that saved that universe multiple times. By the end of the season they have a ship full of Burnhams to take on the threat

Is this a threat to the very nature of the multi-verse? I can only think of one person for the job of saving it....

I've called it Star Trek: Burnham episodes back, I'd like another go...

Star Trek: The Emotional Years

If I get two minutes with the writers do I have to bring my own boxing gloves or are will they be supplied?

silverharp

The adventures of Space Jesus - "in Space everyone can hear your cry"

Inviere

Star Trek: Can Someone Turn the Lights on?
Star Trek: Spotlights
Star Trek: Disjointed
Star Trek: At Sea
Star Trek: The Search for Characters
Star Trek: Wait, What?
Star Trek: How Not to Tell Stories
Star Trek: Frigging Laser Beams

_Kaiser_

Star Trek: By Committee

Burnham: The Discovery Years (taking a cue from Enterprise and dropping the Star Trek name entirely)

Star Trek: WTF?

Star Trek: Trolling the final frontier

Star Trek All Access: subscribe now

beauf

[Deleted User] wrote: »

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Star Trek: The Emotional Years

....

Lol.

Discovery - the show that no one wanted
(Please make it stop.... please)

Inviere

Star Trek: Not Star Trek
Burnham Trek: Journey to Omnipotence
Burnham: Who Needs Q?
Star Trek: Ah Bollox

Yester

Mighty Mike: Here she comes to save the day.

bilbot79

'Star Trek Burnham: The Final Whisper'

Goodshape

Marvel's Star Trek: A Star Wars Story.

Rawr

Inviere wrote: »

If it had a TNG-style intro, I can almost here this in Stewarts voice:

"Burnham. The final Burnham. These are the Voyages of Michael Burnham, her continuing mission, to explore strange new Burnhams, to seek out new Burnhams and new Burnhams....to boldly go where no Burnham has gone before..."

Alright now I'm imagining the TNG theme tune, but where every beat is is just someone saying "Burnham".

(Orchsteral flutter)
Bur
Bur-bur-bur
Bur-burnham!

Bu'bu'bu burn-burn-n-n-ham!
Buuuuuurnham b'buuuurrrham.
Burnham-Burnham-Burnham-Burnham B'B'Burnham!

(...and so on)

listermint

Star Trek : Ye all watched it all anyway, annoyed so much you completed the episodes.





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beauf

listermint wrote: »

Star Trek : Ye all watched it all anyway, annoyed so much you completed the episodes....

Not me I stopped watching it. Early into S3.

Discovery - the problem with Burnham...

GreeBo

Star Trek : The Woke Generation

Burnham: the final frontier. These are the thoughts and musings of the superhuman Michael Burnham. Her 990 year mission: to explore strange new ways of being the centre of attention. To seek out new ways of crying and whispering. To boldly go where no one wants her to go!


La, Laaaa, la la la la laaa....

silverharp

Rawr wrote: »

Alright now I'm imagining the TNG theme tune, but where every beat is is just someone saying "Burnham".

(Orchsteral flutter)
Bur
Bur-bur-bur
Bur-burnham!

Bu'bu'bu burn-burn-n-n-ham!
Buuuuuurnham b'buuuurrrham.
Burnham-Burnham-Burnham-Burnham B'B'Burnham!

(...and so on)

I have the Stars Wars theme in my head reading that

Inviere

silverharp wrote: »

I have the Stars Wars theme in my head reading that

Don't rule out a crossover...if there's ANYONE who can bring balance to the force...it's Michael Burnham.

Rawr

silverharp wrote: »

I have the Stars Wars theme in my head reading that

Damn you! No *I* do too! ...except now it's the Imperial March

Burn-Burn-Burn-Burn'n'ham Burn'n'ham!
Burn-Burn-Burn-Burn'n'ham Burn'n'ham!
Burnham! B-Bir-Birrr Burn'n'ham
B-Bir-Birrr Burn'n'ham
B-Bir-BURNHAM!

GreeBo

Rawr wrote: »

Damn you! No *I* do too! ...except now it's the Imperial March

Burn-Burn-Burn-Burn'n'ham Burn'n'ham!
Burn-Burn-Burn-Burn'n'ham Burn'n'ham!
Burnham! B-Bir-Birrr Burn'n'ham
B-Bir-Birrr Burn'n'ham
B-Bir-BURNHAM!

My wife walked down the aisle to the Imperial March

Sleepy

I think I know the name that would make us all happiest:

"Cancelled"

AMKC

Star Trek: The unmentionable.

Star Trek: Burnhams Trek,

Star Trek: Micheals Universe.

Star Trek: The Micheal Burnham Universe.

Rawr

Star Trek: The Michael Picture
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Michael
Star Trek III: The Search for Michael
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home....to Michael
Star Trek V: The Michael Frontier
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Michael

Star Trek: The Michael Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Michael
Star Trek: Burnham-ger

Star Trek: Burnhamations
Star Trek: First, Michael
Star Trek: Burnham-surrection
Star Trek: Michael-sis

Star Trek: Discovery

ixoy

And a new theme tune for the show:

Burnham a-ah
Savior of the Universe
Burnham a-ah
She'll save every one of us
Burnham a-ah
She's a miracle
She's for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
She save with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman

Rawr

ixoy wrote: »

And a new theme tune for the show:

Burnham a-ah
Savior of the Universe
Burnham a-ah
She'll save every one of us
Burnham a-ah
She's a miracle
She's for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
She save with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman

Prince Vultan: Burnham's alive?!

PirateShampoo

StarTrek: Blue haired kid stares into camera smiling.