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Your Irish-Themed Pornstar Name?

  • 30-11-2020 09:45AM
    #1
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Let's say you made a move into the adult entertainment industry and needed a snappy, Irish-themed pseudonym to ensure your success on the emerald isle.

    What would you pick? I think I would might go with Packie Boner or if I was going for something a bit more abstract, maybe The Celtic Interconnector, which I read about recently.

    What name would you go for? The Wild Atlantic Gay? Ireland's Ancient Priest? Christy Ring?


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  • #2
    banie01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,192 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Clearly...
    Phil McCracken is the ultimate bottom gay porn name :D
    Plenty O'Toole for the gangbang nympho and I'm struggling for more...
    Dammit :pac:


  • #3
    ShatterAlan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭ShatterAlan


    Ulick McGee


  • #4
    Gervais08
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭Gervais08


    ShatterAlan wrote: »
    Ulick McGee

    And close thread we have a winner!!!


  • #5
    lmimmfn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭lmimmfn


    banie01 wrote: »
    Clearly...
    Phil McCracken is the ultimate bottom gay porn name :D
    What about his mate Ben Doonigan?

    Ignoring idiots who comment "far right" because they don't even know what it means



  • #6
    johndaman66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,110 ✭✭✭johndaman66


    Anything to be said for Gay Byrne?


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  • #7
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,015 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Lepraporn

    Bit of a rip off!

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #8
    L1011
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75,488 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    There is, or probably was at this stage (rather limited career length), a "Diesel O'Green" which doesn't really work as a pun outside of Ireland - agridiesel is usually red in other countries


  • #9
    Vita nova
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 788 ✭✭✭Vita nova


    ShatterAlan wrote: »
    Ulick McGee
    And his co-star Connie Lingus


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Cocksmith O'Leary


  • #11
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    banie01 wrote: »
    Clearly...
    Phil McCracken is the ultimate bottom gay porn name :D
    Plenty O'Toole for the gangbang nympho and I'm struggling for more...
    Dammit :pac:

    Was James Bond's hottie of interest in Diamonds Are Forever. Lana Wood played her.


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  • #12
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Mickey Drippin


  • #13
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    I'd be the man with the dirty name, Mickey Toole.


  • #14
    Parabellum9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭Parabellum9


    Seacláid Ghnéis


  • #15
    valoren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,685 ✭✭✭valoren


    Dicky Rock Hard.


  • #16
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Phil McAvity.


  • #17
    Hyperbollix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,171 ✭✭✭Hyperbollix


    Michael Assbender


  • #18
    Captain Havoc
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 11,393 Mod ✭✭✭✭Captain Havoc


    Niall of the nine inches.
    Cú Cumin'

    https://ormondelanguagetours.com

    Walking Tours of Kilkenny in English, French or German.



  • #19
    Parabellum9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭Parabellum9


    Toppa Da Hornin


  • #20
    Abigail Poor Material
    Posts: 13,753 ✭✭✭✭ Abigail Poor Material


    The Cock of Cashel


  • #21
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Bertie Ahorn


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  • #22
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Miles O'Toole


  • #23
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Mickey Cummins


  • #24
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,104 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    johndaman66 wrote: »
    Anything to be said for Gay Byrne?

    Trying to persuade an American friend that it's his real name. Of course, they were in stitches when they saw their first Poundland.


  • #25
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Sorry about that.


  • #26
    Abigail Poor Material
    Posts: 13,753 ✭✭✭✭ Abigail Poor Material


    Offaly Moore.


  • #27
    ElJeffe
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 725 ✭✭✭ElJeffe


    Margaret Cashyass


  • #28
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,639 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Harlot O'Scara


  • #29
    TheCrank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33 ✭TheCrank


    I once worked with a woman called Rhoda Dick. She was, or at least pretended to be, completely unaware of the innuendo.


  • #30
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,639 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Richard Richards aka Double Dicks


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  • #31
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,870 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Can't believe noone has said Ben Dover yet.

    To thine own self be true



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