Your Irish-Themed Pornstar Name?

Sky King

Let's say you made a move into the adult entertainment industry and needed a snappy, Irish-themed pseudonym to ensure your success on the emerald isle.

What would you pick? I think I would might go with Packie Boner or if I was going for something a bit more abstract, maybe The Celtic Interconnector, which I read about recently.

What name would you go for? The Wild Atlantic Gay? Ireland's Ancient Priest? Christy Ring?

banie01

Clearly...
Phil McCracken is the ultimate bottom gay porn name
Plenty O'Toole for the gangbang nympho and I'm struggling for more...
Dammit :pac:

ShatterAlan

Ulick McGee

Gervais08

ShatterAlan wrote: »

Ulick McGee

And close thread we have a winner!!!

lmimmfn

banie01 wrote: »

Clearly...
Phil McCracken is the ultimate bottom gay porn name

What about his mate Ben Doonigan?

johndaman66

Anything to be said for Gay Byrne?

Feisar

Lepraporn

Bit of a rip off!

L1011

There is, or probably was at this stage (rather limited career length), a "Diesel O'Green" which doesn't really work as a pun outside of Ireland - agridiesel is usually red in other countries

Vita nova

ShatterAlan wrote: »

Ulick McGee

And his co-star Connie Lingus

Ekerot

Cocksmith O'Leary

Harry Palmr

banie01 wrote: »

Clearly...
Phil McCracken is the ultimate bottom gay porn name
Plenty O'Toole for the gangbang nympho and I'm struggling for more...
Dammit :pac:

Was James Bond's hottie of interest in Diamonds Are Forever. Lana Wood played her.

BattleCorp

Mickey Drippin

BattleCorp

I'd be the man with the dirty name, Mickey Toole.

Parabellum9

Seacláid Ghnéis

valoren

Dicky Rock Hard.

endacl

Phil McAvity.

Hyperbollix

Michael Assbender

Captain Havoc

Niall of the nine inches.
Cú Cumin'

Parabellum9

Toppa Da Hornin

The Cock of Cashel

DrumSteve

Bertie Ahorn

McGinniesta

Miles O'Toole

McGinniesta

Mickey Cummins

kowloon

johndaman66 wrote: »

Anything to be said for Gay Byrne?

Trying to persuade an American friend that it's his real name. Of course, they were in stitches when they saw their first Poundland.

Wayne Jarvis

Sorry about that.

Offaly Moore.

ElJeffe

Margaret Cashyass

RobbingBandit

Harlot O'Scara

TheCrank

I once worked with a woman called Rhoda Dick. She was, or at least pretended to be, completely unaware of the innuendo.

RobbingBandit

Richard Richards aka Double Dicks

Purple Mountain

Can't believe noone has said Ben Dover yet.

fleet_admiral

I worked with a guy who's niece was in one of those f*cked in Ireland scruff vids. She called herself Eire

Id call myself Paddy O'Furniture

1o059k7ewrqj3n

Forty Coats of Cum.

littlevillage

Dingus McGillicuddy

bcklschaps

Dick Spring ;-)

(Apologies to the former Tanaiste)

Kylta

The Dublin Donkey
The Corkscrewer
The irish invader

bcklschaps

Michael McTool

BorneTobyWilde

Phil T Phelan

mojesius

Inisgee
Oughterhard
Glen up the downs

Edgware

Ivor Biggun

Mad_maxx

fleet_admiral wrote: »

I worked with a guy who's niece was in one of those f*cked in Ireland scruff vids. She called herself Eire

Id call myself Paddy O'Furniture

if i ever have a niece and employment options are limited to skin flicks , i wont be telling anyone about it

Mad_maxx

Randy Townsend

kowloon

Cock a Milis.

Or I could just go by my real name

Gruffalux

A sexy duo called Mary Hickey and Hairy Mickey

.anon.

Anus Mc Anally

Michael Fitzpatrick or Patrick Fitzmichael.

kowloon

Deleted User wrote: »

Michael Fitzpatrick or Patrick Fitzmichael.

Dick Fitzgibbon if you're into that sort of thing.

Leg End Reject

Peig Ringsend

chrissb8

The 4 leafed plough-her

Feisar

Just a Minute Jizz

Quantum Erasure

Mickey Long