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Your Irish-Themed Pornstar Name?

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  • 30-11-2020 9:45am
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    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭


    Let's say you made a move into the adult entertainment industry and needed a snappy, Irish-themed pseudonym to ensure your success on the emerald isle.

    What would you pick? I think I would might go with Packie Boner or if I was going for something a bit more abstract, maybe The Celtic Interconnector, which I read about recently.

    What name would you go for? The Wild Atlantic Gay? Ireland's Ancient Priest? Christy Ring?


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    banie01
    Registered Users Posts: 16,485 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Clearly...
    Phil McCracken is the ultimate bottom gay porn name :D
    Plenty O'Toole for the gangbang nympho and I'm struggling for more...
    Dammit :pac:


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    ShatterAlan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭ShatterAlan


    Ulick McGee


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    Gervais08
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭Gervais08


    ShatterAlan wrote: »
    Ulick McGee

    And close thread we have a winner!!!


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    lmimmfn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭lmimmfn


    banie01 wrote: »
    Clearly...
    Phil McCracken is the ultimate bottom gay porn name :D
    What about his mate Ben Doonigan?


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    johndaman66
    Registered Users Posts: 4,095 ✭✭✭johndaman66


    Anything to be said for Gay Byrne?


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    #7
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Lepraporn

    Bit of a rip off!

    First they came for the socialists...



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    L1011
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 67,745 Mod ✭✭✭✭L1011


    There is, or probably was at this stage (rather limited career length), a "Diesel O'Green" which doesn't really work as a pun outside of Ireland - agridiesel is usually red in other countries


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    Vita nova
    Registered Users Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Vita nova


    ShatterAlan wrote: »
    Ulick McGee
    And his co-star Connie Lingus


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    Ekerot
    Registered Users Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Ekerot


    Cocksmith O'Leary


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    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    banie01 wrote: »
    Clearly...
    Phil McCracken is the ultimate bottom gay porn name :D
    Plenty O'Toole for the gangbang nympho and I'm struggling for more...
    Dammit :pac:

    Was James Bond's hottie of interest in Diamonds Are Forever. Lana Wood played her.


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    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Mickey Drippin


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    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    I'd be the man with the dirty name, Mickey Toole.


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    Parabellum9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭Parabellum9


    Seacláid Ghnéis


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    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭valoren


    Dicky Rock Hard.


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    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,233 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Phil McAvity.


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    Hyperbollix
    Registered Users Posts: 930 ✭✭✭Hyperbollix


    Michael Assbender


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    Captain Havoc
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 11,391 Mod ✭✭✭✭Captain Havoc


    Niall of the nine inches.
    Cú Cumin'

    https://ormondelanguagetours.com

    Walking Tours of Kilkenny in English, French or German.



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    Parabellum9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭Parabellum9


    Toppa Da Hornin


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    [Deleted User]
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    The Cock of Cashel


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    #21
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users Posts: 10,799 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Bertie Ahorn


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    #22
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Miles O'Toole


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    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Mickey Cummins


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    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    johndaman66 wrote: »
    Anything to be said for Gay Byrne?

    Trying to persuade an American friend that it's his real name. Of course, they were in stitches when they saw their first Poundland.


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    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Sorry about that.


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    #26
    [Deleted User]
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    Offaly Moore.


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    #27
    ElJeffe
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    Margaret Cashyass


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    RobbingBandit
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    Harlot O'Scara


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    #29
    TheCrank
    Registered Users Posts: 30 ✭TheCrank


    I once worked with a woman called Rhoda Dick. She was, or at least pretended to be, completely unaware of the innuendo.


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    #30
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,087 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Richard Richards aka Double Dicks


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    Purple Mountain
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    Can't believe noone has said Ben Dover yet.

    To thine own self be true



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