Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

buried · 19-11-2020 03:08PM

Leo let her down after worshipping his slithery arse for the last 15 years of her life

Roger_007 · 19-11-2020 03:08PM

2smiggy wrote: »

they might as well, as their 'stock' seems to have been intercepted

They should check the local presbytery, it’s probably there.

Dan Jaman · 19-11-2020 03:09PM

Ah, sure ye wouldn't fancy a wee gallivant, missus?

Odyssey 2005 · 19-11-2020 03:09PM

My father wouldn't go into the front garden.
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BPKS · 19-11-2020 03:09PM

She is making an essential journey - but her husbands and kids aren't really are they

vicwatson · 19-11-2020 03:10PM

Amy coming home to see her father that’s nervous and vulnerable

BPKS · 19-11-2020 03:10PM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

My father wouldn't go into the front garden.
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Maybe it was the garden with the frogs and rats

buried · 19-11-2020 03:10PM

Does this lad with the English accent even know who he's talking about or has he been living in Montrose all his life

2smiggy · 19-11-2020 03:10PM

Explain to us caller how you are going to get a group of 50 travellers to quarantine

generalgerry · 19-11-2020 03:10PM

If Del Trotter was here he would say "you do give my ar$e a headache"

19-11-2020 03:11PM

Can you imagine a hotel packed with "touring people" who are told to keep within and not pass de door or dat.

Odyssey 2005 · 19-11-2020 03:11PM

2smiggy wrote: »

Explain to us caller how you are going to get a group of 50 travellers to quarantine

Parachutes

BPKS · 19-11-2020 03:11PM

If all the family are gone to Spain then sure what difference does it make Mark

vicwatson · 19-11-2020 03:12PM

Oh the Brit voice needs to be cut off

buried · 19-11-2020 03:12PM

Hey Joe, tell him who he's talking about there because the fact that you don't or won't just makes you look like an even bigger eegit

PieOhMy · 19-11-2020 03:12PM

I'd like this English caller to have to engage with some scumbags for a while so he can realise they they know just as much as he does, the simply dont care.

Odyssey 2005 · 19-11-2020 03:12PM

This aulone is so naive

generalgerry · 19-11-2020 03:13PM

When they come back they should be banned from all pubs and hotels.

eh.....

jetfiremuck · 19-11-2020 03:13PM

Youve talking heads telling people what to do and live their lives. Enough already.

Dan Jaman · 19-11-2020 03:13PM

"It's nodda croyme in Oireland," is that it, Joe?

Dan Jaman · 19-11-2020 03:13PM

generalgerry wrote: »

When they come back they should be banned from all pubs and hotels.

eh.....

Tattoo of CNUT on their foreheads.

BPKS · 19-11-2020 03:14PM

2smiggy wrote: »

Explain to us caller how you are going to get a group of 50 travellers to quarantine

Lure them to the Citywest by saying there is a big tarmacking job to be done.

Then lure them into the actual hotel by telling them there is a big boxing match on the TV and free pints.

Lock the doors until they start fighting among themselves and just arrest the last man standing then.