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  • #2432
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Deleted User wrote: »
    At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. This microscope is so powerful it can actually see atoms, the infintesimally small building blocks of our universe. Alan, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.

    Likewise, caller.


  • #2433
    Greasy Tool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Greasy Tool


    Anyone who'd pay to see these lisping mincers prancing around needs their bumps felt !!


  • #2434
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mr. Duffy: Was there a lot of wurk in it?
    Alan: 28 pages!

    10 seconds later:
    Alan: maybe not 28 pages.

    Followed by:

    "It took weeks to fill out"

    How did it take weeks to fill out Alan if it was less than 28 pages?


  • #2435
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Joe is just helping his pals out with their scrounging!


  • #2436
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    the Circus don't pay tax

    why should they get anything back?


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  • #2437
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,093 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Sammy sausages wants his free money, NOW !!


  • #2438
    Greasy Tool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Greasy Tool


    Alan is only RAGIN' he didn't get a handout !!


  • #2439
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Alan: I know for a fact.....


    Usually means the comment is not fact-based.


  • #2440
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭mojesius


    It's a Christmas panto conspiracy


  • #2441
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Small independent producers trying to make a living."

    Let's see your tax returns, Alan.


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  • #2442
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,898 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    The poor bowl....just cancel your stupid fecking panto this year...no one gives a toss...your not doing it for free!


  • #2443
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I'm still not sure if Alan is independent or not..........


  • #2444
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    You don't need Government on your side, when you have Joe Duffy in your corner.


  • #2445
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    To be honest I don't like circuses either.


  • #2446
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Alan Hughes, man of the people:

    https://www.rsvplive.ie/news/celebs/ireland-ams-alan-hughes-gives-22577803


    From August this year!


  • #2447
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,472 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Duffys circus is worn out past its time............pure schitt to be honest


  • #2448
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    I'm surprised this hasn't become a US election issue.


  • #2449
    golondrinas1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 108 ✭✭golondrinas1


    sasta le wrote: »
    Does Alan Hughes make alot from these pantos?

    Does a bear shi*t in the woods.


  • #2450
    FrKurtFahrt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 899 ✭✭✭FrKurtFahrt


    Of all the things that are NOT essential (let alone traveling essentially to) a poxy panto is the last thing that I'd consider.


  • #2451
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,898 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Alan and Karl's fans...


    ###Tumbleweed###cricket chirps###


    Maybe Karl should get a real job?


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  • #2452
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭mojesius


    "our fans"

    Aka their friends and family


  • #2453
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    lol Nobody gives a $hite Alan.



    Not even Joe.

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #2454
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Alan Hughes, man of the people:

    https://www.rsvplive.ie/news/celebs/ireland-ams-alan-hughes-gives-22577803


    From August this year!

    I encourage you all to look at the pics in that article!


  • #2455
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    I'm self employed and the arse has fallen out of of my work.

    I'm going to lose 10-15 grand worth of work in December.

    That's mild compared to some people. Why doesnt duffy just tell him to cop on and get on with it


  • #2456
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    Hey Joe, you were well able to tell priests and parishoners why they couldnt go to mass, now you can tell this circus goon the same

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #2457
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    jetfiremuck wrote: »
    Duffys circus is worn out past its time............pure schitt to be honest

    But, enough about Liveline...


  • #2458
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Today's Lahv Lahn is brought to you by Alan Hughes, Independent Panto Producer.


  • #2459
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    buffy sausages


  • #2460
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭mojesius


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Alan Hughes, man of the people:

    https://www.rsvplive.ie/news/celebs/ireland-ams-alan-hughes-gives-22577803


    From August this year!

    Obligatory guitar in the corner of the living room that neither of them can play.


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  • #2461
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,331 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    How is Al Porter getting on these days I wonder


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