Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

True story this. In de very early days of internet, before it arrived in many people's homes, de public libraries were forefront of providing free internet access. The staff had to be trained, briefly. But curious folk like me learned a lot quickly. We had one of the weird (old maiden virgin) bosses in charge and I was demonstrating staid I had just discovered, including porn. She got de shock of her life.

This was before H&S, child protection was a big thing and one mother arrived with her children at the door to ask that boss to let her children use the computer. Well the hilarious thing was that boss simulated in front of the mother and children de **** she had just seen on de screen (dat I had brought her attention to) and the mother pulled her children away from the library, never to be seen again.