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  • #1562
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    What's for dinner father ?


    Loads of chicken and turkey, left by grateful parishioners.
    Tuck in.


  • #1563
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,332 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    I take all my pandemic planning advice from the parish council in ballymakelalaikat....doesn't everyone?


  • #1564
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    Some RTE goon from the canteen on now to rescue Joe

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #1565
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,424 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    The Dail prayer.

    Please God let the gravytrain go on forever and ever.

    Amen.
    Dear Lord, Please keep the drinks flowing at the Dail Bar.

    Amen


  • #1566
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Bad line and boring caller. NEXT.


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  • #1567
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    bmorrissey wrote: »
    Baptisms would be very interesting

    Candles wouldn't be recommended.


  • #1568
    tupenny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭tupenny


    Did he just refer to the church as a business?!


  • #1569
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Are there aliens butting in!


  • #1570
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,399 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    gmisk wrote: »
    We raise up our troughs


    ....and cleanse our snouts.


  • #1571
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    WFH. Worship from.home


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  • #1572
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,427 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Who is doing the baby sound effects?


  • #1573
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Someone feeding a sprog ?


  • #1574
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,332 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    tupenny wrote: »
    Did he just refer to the church as a business?!
    Well the catholic church kind of is no...it just doesn't pay taxes...


  • #1575
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Sadly I have to go on a conf. call.

    Hope ye get the Gold ye deserve.


  • #1576
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    'Another listener sent us this tweet' aka the reception


  • #1577
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,224 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    zell12 wrote: »
    Who is doing the baby sound effects?

    Joe.


  • #1578
    ford fiesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,031 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    why can't callers find a quiet room to talk on public radio.
    do they realise they are live on the radio?


  • #1579
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    Someone feeding a sprog ?

    Trying to hide the poor baby from the church.


  • #1580
    generalgerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    Someone feeding a sprog ?

    The priest?


  • #1581
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,399 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Are the Mosques and Kingdom halls closed also...asking for a friend.


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  • #1582
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Sadly I have to go on a conf. call.

    Hope ye get the Gold ye deserve.

    Same here. I'll definitely listen back later.


  • #1583
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    The Kerry eye sent them up to us ;);)


  • #1584
    generalgerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Let's be honest here Joe, you were trying to carry out a hit piece on the Church and it's backfired on you.


  • #1585
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,332 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    Are the Mosques and Kingdom halls closed also...asking for a friend.
    I would think it's same private worship grand.


  • #1586
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    Are the Mosques and Kingdom halls closed also...asking for a friend.

    Yes no mention.


  • #1587
    Magilla Gorilla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 291 ✭✭Magilla Gorilla


    If all the older persons do go back to church, is there not a chance most of the concregation could be wiped out? Not sneering, but that's the demographic.


  • #1588
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    generalgerry wrote: »
    Let's be honest here Joe, you were trying to carry out a hit piece on the Church and it's backfired on you.

    Persactly


  • #1589
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Are there no mass rocks around any more like they used to have in dem there Penal times?


  • #1590
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,301 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Sadly I have to go on a conf. call.

    Hope ye get the Gold ye deserve.

    Please let us all dial in. spare us the misery :)


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  • #1591
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,332 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Magilla Gorilla wrote: »
    If all the older persons do go back to church, is there not a chance most of the concregation could be wiped out? Not sneering, but that's the demographic.
    But the parish council and fadder Gar-rod have hand sanitizer out and everything...


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