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  • #1082
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    This guy is nearly as confusing as Duffy.

    ****



  • #1083
    Orwellmerchant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Orwellmerchant


    Joe summarises everything perfectly. Not.

    158 per head? jaysus


  • #1084
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,731 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Is it a gay Covid wedding?


  • #1085
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "wow" says joe, showing absolutely no interest in yer man's story


  • #1086
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    sligojoek wrote: »
    What kind of an accountant borrows money for a wedding?


    I'm sure there's spare money sitting in clients' accounts that could be used.


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  • #1087
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    If I get the fish can I get 2 deserts and a pint with my breakfast?


  • #1088
    cozar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,573 ✭✭✭cozar


    jaysus how much per head???


  • #1089
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    But but wha abau guests wit no heads caller


  • #1090
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    zell12 wrote: »
    Is it a gay Covid wedding?

    Does the virus have a sexual orientation?


  • #1091
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Ah here!


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  • #1092
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,222 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    maria's mother klaxon


  • #1093
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,731 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Oh her name is Maria.


  • #1094
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    This guy is nearly as confusing as Duffy.

    Only nearly though :)


  • #1095
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Does the virus have a sexual orientation?

    According to her man 2 weeks ago gay weddings is the cause of all this.


  • #1096
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    If there's anything more boring than a wedding, its listening to some dose rabbiting on about one.

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #1097
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,222 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    zell12 wrote: »
    Oh her name is Maria.
    previously was mark


  • #1098
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Would you be arsed after all that?


  • #1099
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,222 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    i'd say he has a great spreadsheet


  • #1100
    Orwellmerchant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Orwellmerchant


    I've never kept money on file


  • #1101
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    The lad in the hotels heart must sink when he sees an email or call from this lad


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  • #1102
    lertsnim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭lertsnim


    Have they mentioned the hotel or is he only on to piss and moan?


  • #1103
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,472 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    God help Maria....every Friday shell have to give an account of her spending.....I give the marriage 6 months. He cant help himself.


  • #1104
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    It's around about now that Maria realises what a mistake it was to let him do the talking :)


  • #1105
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,222 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    "..a great hotel for funny Friday..."

    Sil Fox


  • #1106
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    Give the vaccines first to all the people getting married.

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #1107
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    This accountant is blinding me with figures.
    Just give us the bottom line, (so to speak).


  • #1108
    golondrinas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,617 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Getting a loan to pay for a wedding is just plain stupid!

    Especially if you have been together for ten years as he said. Nothing new only the cake. Big price just to be centre of attention for a few hours.


  • #1109
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    lertsnim wrote: »
    Have they mentioned the hotel or is he only on to piss and moan?

    The later..


  • #1110
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,731 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Weddings are so 20th century, caller


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  • #1111
    boarddotie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭boarddotie


    cozar wrote: »
    Getting married because the xmas tree will be up?, good luck with that marriage.

    Ah to be fair I would like to have a Christmas tree up for my wedding (if I had one). But at Christmas!!! (not November)


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