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The Moaning of Death: Liveline 23/9 forward

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 422 ✭✭john123470


    Joe, i dont know if this is a good time but i havent been laid ... like in a long long time ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    This is embarrassing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Duffy reading the thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,755 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    posh town to lockdown
    I am going to sell that as a programmes to channel 5!
    I bagsie the name!


  • Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Need to string this out to 3pm.

    "Got any recent deaths missus?"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭washiskin


    You miss the simple things, I've not shaken someone's hand in about 8 months.

    I haven't worn my engagement ring since this all started.


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    So basically Mary has no friends.

    Trouble is to find others unbubbled an dat and without vulnerableS so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,755 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    An elongated bubble like a clown uses to make a dead model dog so to speak?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Call into the local presbytery


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Right, time's up.
    Get out of town, Joe.
    Form a bubble with your accountant.


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  • Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This is myself in case anyone is wondering.

    But you're within 5km from me, so if you need anything, just give me a shout.


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    BINGO pet of de pandemic Oisín €1 more to Charidee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Oisin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,799 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    no name on the new dog ?

    Oisin the name of the deceased dog


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,755 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Oisin the dead dog...RIP

    TYFYB

    Thank you for your barking


  • Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    DEATH.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,292 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    New Buk - The dog that doyed at de lockdown when I moved to Poshtown


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,219 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Proof they read the thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,755 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    That was a rollercoaster of a show....I enjoyed it's madness I must admit!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    And Joe leaves a stink in de studio with that 'joke'.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 538 ✭✭✭gluppers


    Update that animal name list


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That's a total of €1 today and €14 raised so far on this week of Liveline Charity Bingo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,775 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    I did the whole bubble thing during the first lockdown, otherwise I would have been on my own for months. We operated as one household.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,292 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    BINGO pet of de pandemic Oisín €1 more to Charidee


    Oh I must think of a charity, is there a bingo card?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Animals of the crisis:
    Murphy
    Brando
    Buttsy
    Topsy (A rabbit)
    Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
    Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc
    Bailey
    BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
    Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
    Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
    Snuggie - dognapped
    Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
    Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
    Johnny O - A boat
    Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
    Ruby - sits in the foire engine
    Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
    Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
    Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
    Dukey Dog?
    Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
    Benji Senior (Josh)
    Taz - The CPR chiwawa
    Holly - cat
    Oisin- an madra marabh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 538 ✭✭✭gluppers


    Animals of the crisis:
    Murphy
    Brando
    Buttsy
    Topsy (A rabbit)
    Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
    Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc
    Bailey
    BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
    Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
    Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
    Snuggie - dognapped
    Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
    Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
    Johnny O - A boat
    Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
    Ruby - sits in the foire engine
    Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
    Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
    Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
    Dukey Dog?
    Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
    Benji Senior (Josh)
    Taz - The CPR chiwawa
    Holly - cat
    Dead Dog - Oisin
    New Dog - TBC


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    fritzelly wrote: »
    Proof they read the thread

    What was the proof caller? I had a call myself and missed this and the dog part


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    pc7 wrote: »
    Oh I must think of a charity, is there a bingo card?

    A virtual one. It was too complicated at first to follow so it's now down to Joe asking the name of a pet, each time making for an addition €1. However if he names an apology on air to some organising this week it's a whopping €10 for that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Darcy the dummy ......


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,219 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Shouldn't Fungi be on the list???


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