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The Moaning of Death: Liveline 23/9 forward

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  • #8492
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What colour is the cat?


  • #8493
    Denny61
    Site Banned Posts: 916 ✭✭✭Denny61


    A black pussy


  • #8494
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    another animal of the pandemic , Holly da cat


  • #8495
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Joe wont tolerate the anti government talk


  • #8496
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,425 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    liveline closed by 14.59 pm


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  • #8497
    jojofizzio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,320 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    This poor bloke is lonely....unfortunately HSE don’t provide people who call socially....especially when house calls are for essential cases only...


  • #8498
    Luckycharms_74
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭Luckycharms_74


    Poor man. You gotta feel for any elderly person in times like these


  • #8499
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Animals of the crisis:
    Murphy
    Brando
    Buttsy
    Topsy (A rabbit)
    Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
    Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc
    Bailey
    BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
    Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
    Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
    Snuggie - dognapped
    Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
    Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
    Johnny O - A boat
    Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
    Ruby - sits in the foire engine
    Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
    Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
    Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
    Dukey Dog?
    Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
    Benji Senior (Josh)
    Taz - The CPR chiwawa
    Holly - cat


  • #8500
    spakman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭spakman


    "What's your cat's name?"
    "Holly. But how many politicians will lose their jobs. They're all gangsters Joe!"


  • #8501
    gluppers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 558 ✭✭✭gluppers


    "too many brown people" - incoming


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  • #8502
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Holly the cat is probably eying up Sean as a potential meal!


  • #8503
    golondrinas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Are you living alone. He never listens.


  • #8504
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,345 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    What exactly does this man want?
    He has a carer who calls out to him 6 days a week.
    Close the border....ffs good luck with that.

    He is giving out about the PUP payment?
    We are locking down in a large part to save oul fellas like this!!!


  • #8505
    jean contente
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭jean contente


    'Whatever'.

    The mask slips.


  • #8506
    CH3OH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,071 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    De Beers diamond factory haven't seen so much use of the word Brilliant

    Well done Joe


  • #8507
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    You could call round to the poor man Joe.

    You've feic all else to be doing in fairness.

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #8508
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,433 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    dvcireland wrote: »
    CATS NAME: Pussy
    He strokes the cat most days


  • #8509
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    What colour is the cat?

    You bet me to it!

    If Joe took a 25% reduction he could pay for 2 nurses.

    Let that sink in.


  • #8510
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,425 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    l isten to the radio...newstalk


  • #8511
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Listening to the news won't exactly bring much joy.


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  • #8512
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Not one wurd for bingo yet, minutes to go. :(


  • #8513
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    "Do you pray to her"


  • #8514
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    that's very sad


  • #8515
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,425 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    MI6 operative


  • #8516
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I feel bad for this oul boy


  • #8517
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Ah god this poor man :(


  • #8518
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "security"

    for the Kinahan's or something was it Sean


  • #8519
    gluppers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 558 ✭✭✭gluppers


    "Regards to Holly"


  • #8520
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,650 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "What do you talk to her about?"
    "None of your business you ghoul"

    Things you wish would happen.


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  • #8521
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,433 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Caller: "I know dat"


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