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The Moaning of Death: Liveline 23/9 forward

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    Joe has a real knack of finding misery in the most unlikely of places. Well done Joe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,430 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Joe trying to rekindle her 5.5 month old memory for trauma from the oil lamp fire.

    How big were de flames Assumpta?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Her voice would drive anyone to sewerside


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Is dat because you love de outdoors?"

    Painful squeak from Joe as he trapped a bollock on the seat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    mojesius wrote: »
    Joe trying to rekindle her 5.5 month old memory for trauma from the oil lamp fire.

    How big were de flames Assumpta?

    We're the flames orange assumpta ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭cozar


    reason for call evident now. nothing to do with the medal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,752 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    gmisk wrote: »
    She is a nurse...she knows the rules...but they shouldn't apply to her....

    Joe joe you miss the point .It’s not about the 50,000 infected,it’s not about the 2,000 deaths ,it’s about ME , ME.!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    This is beyond parody


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    so whose name is on it "Assumpta"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,584 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    She paid for a medal to say she walked something that she didn't walk for real...but she did it virtually?

    That is one easy business model. They just have to know the distance and fire up a bit of oul tat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,472 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Anything to Jimmy Mc Gill.....better call SAUL


  • Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "there's no name on it"

    Brains of Ireland on here.


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There was at least another hospital wurd, dat's €11 or is it €12?


  • Site Banned Posts: 916 ✭✭✭Denny61


    Who ever has in some way to produce this lifeline program should be isolated...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,426 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Daz_ wrote: »
    How have you managed with the pandemic , surely he will ask ....

    Bingo !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I assume that whoever has de meddle will be on line 2 shortly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Really dragging this out. Must be no callers on the other lines


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,292 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Did she say huffin n puffin n de garden?


  • Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    After Billy Connolly, my favourite Scottish comedian is called Rikki Fulton. He did a sketch where he was a very Scottish Nationalist. There's a line in it "Do you know what i would do if I was president of an independent Scotland? I'd rebuild Hadrians Wall, and I would electrify it".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    What was your favourite operation so to speak?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,430 ✭✭✭mojesius


    I wonder if the the husband has been 'self isolating' from her since the wedding day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    start at operation no1 and we will work through them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,775 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    Just turned this on, Joe makes me laugh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Medal is probably a tatty plastic thing with a cheap metallic sheen on it .... kind of thing you give to kids for winning the egg + spoon ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    How does your fear of fires show itself? I'm afraid of bulls Joe.


  • Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dig for the pain Joe. Dig for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,584 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Contact the company complain and they will send out another....ffs....this is a load of rubbish


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    FFS, Joe.
    Can you probe for any more misery?

    Surely she has a deep dark secret you must winkle out of her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭tupenny


    She walked this morning?!

    WELL DONE

    Oh wow, an OP your nose


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  • Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What was your favourite operation so to speak?

    What was the most painful operation?


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