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What's the Sexiest thing you said today?

  • 08-10-2020 08:14PM
    #1
    Thomas..
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 141 ✭✭Thomas..


    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together


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  • #2
    ToddDameron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭ToddDameron


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

    Sexiest or most sinister?


  • #3
    Man Vs ManUre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,808 ✭✭✭Man Vs ManUre


    I said I’d like to get my hands on Leah’s big new titties in home and away.


  • #4
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 57,077 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

    Holy fcuk.


  • #5
    accensi0n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,101 ✭✭✭accensi0n


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

    Pretty ****ed up wanting the other person to die immediately when the other does.


  • #6
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,489 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    What's that smell?


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  • #7
    Trouser Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 348 ✭✭Trouser Snake


    The man who actually invented sexual innuendo died last week, his wife is taking it fierce hard.


  • #8
    Thomas..
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 141 ✭✭Thomas..


    accensi0n wrote: »
    Pretty ****ed up wanting the other person to die immediately when the other does.

    She's dying first


  • #9
    Tony EH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,964 ✭✭✭✭Tony EH


    This is the best dinner you've made in ages luv.


  • #10
    Trouser Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 348 ✭✭Trouser Snake


    Tony EH wrote: »
    This is the best dinner you've made in ages luv.

    You're definitely getting it tonight!


  • #11
    Meadow Icy Testosterone
    Posts: 13,753 ✭✭✭✭ Meadow Icy Testosterone


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

    Her wardrobe will be cleared out when you get home from work tomorrow.


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  • #12
    Man Vs ManUre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,808 ✭✭✭Man Vs ManUre


    Trouser Snake wrote: »
    You're definitely getting it tonight!

    Getting what?? A dinner??


  • #13
    Tony EH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,964 ✭✭✭✭Tony EH


    Trouser Snake wrote: »
    You're definitely getting it tonight!

    ;)

    Oh yeh!


  • #14
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,984 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

    You should have went a step further and said "in the same coffin" while sniffing her hair. That's fierce sexy.


  • #15
    jay1988
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 633 ✭✭✭jay1988


    Put the kettle on I'm soaking wet.

    Thinking about it now it would've been sexier coming from her.


  • #16
    Thomas..
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 141 ✭✭Thomas..


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    You should have went a step further and said "in the same coffin" while sniffing her hair. That's fierce sexy.

    It's being in the afterlife together that's sexy

    It's like love starting all over again


  • #17
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    I just randomly shout the word 'sexy' at work.

    Nobody cares.


  • #18
    Dr. Steve Brule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 104 ✭✭Dr. Steve Brule


    Would you believe that Father? Me own Dog did that to me!


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,506 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    She's dying first

    As in within minutes of you?


  • #20
    Regis779
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭Regis779


    "That's one grandiose ssausage!" as I was making my sandwich


  • #21
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Regis779 wrote: »
    "That's one grandiose ssausage!" as I was making my sandwich

    Sausage with extra S too.


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  • #22
    s1ippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭s1ippy


    "put it in cider"

    I was pickling cucumbers.


  • #23
    Gervais08
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭Gervais08


    Yesterday but “ffs get it in Robbie!!”

    He didn’t.


  • #24
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    You're not paying for sex tonight


  • #25
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Honey, your welcome to watch me and isobella next door indugle in your favourite lesbian fantasy


  • #26
    barney shamrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 870 ✭✭✭barney shamrock


    "You are a credit to your gender."


  • #27
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Hey my little piece of joy.
    How come you've a head like a bag of rats


  • #28
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My love, my darling, I remember you when you were one person, how did you become four people all at once. For fu¢ksake take the chicken out of your mouth when your speaking


  • #29
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,676 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    "What's for tea, Batman?"


  • #30
    1990sman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    it puts the lotion on its skin


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  • #31
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Whoa thats a fine breakfast you gave me, only next time make sure the eggs are a bit softer and try not to burn the rashers


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