What's the Sexiest thing you said today?

Thomas..

I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

ToddDameron

Thomas.. wrote: »

I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

Sexiest or most sinister?

Man Vs ManUre

I said I’d like to get my hands on Leah’s big new titties in home and away.

tayto lover

Thomas.. wrote: »

I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

Holy fcuk.

accensi0n

Thomas.. wrote: »

I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

Pretty ****ed up wanting the other person to die immediately when the other does.

beertons

What's that smell?

Trouser Snake

The man who actually invented sexual innuendo died last week, his wife is taking it fierce hard.

Thomas..

accensi0n wrote: »

Pretty ****ed up wanting the other person to die immediately when the other does.

She's dying first

Tony EH

This is the best dinner you've made in ages luv.

Trouser Snake

Tony EH wrote: »

This is the best dinner you've made in ages luv.

You're definitely getting it tonight!

Thomas..

Thomas.. wrote: »

I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

Her wardrobe will be cleared out when you get home from work tomorrow.

Man Vs ManUre

Trouser Snake wrote: »

You're definitely getting it tonight!

Getting what?? A dinner??

Tony EH

Trouser Snake wrote: »

You're definitely getting it tonight!

Oh yeh!

fonecrusher1

Thomas.. wrote: »

I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

You should have went a step further and said "in the same coffin" while sniffing her hair. That's fierce sexy.

jay1988

Put the kettle on I'm soaking wet.

Thinking about it now it would've been sexier coming from her.

Thomas..

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

You should have went a step further and said "in the same coffin" while sniffing her hair. That's fierce sexy.

It's being in the afterlife together that's sexy

It's like love starting all over again

Your Face

I just randomly shout the word 'sexy' at work.

Nobody cares.

Dr. Steve Brule

Would you believe that Father? Me own Dog did that to me!

Thomas..

Thomas.. wrote: »

She's dying first

As in within minutes of you?

Regis779

"That's one grandiose ssausage!" as I was making my sandwich

corner of hells

Regis779 wrote: »

"That's one grandiose ssausage!" as I was making my sandwich

Sausage with extra S too.

s1ippy

"put it in cider"

I was pickling cucumbers.

Gervais08

Yesterday but “ffs get it in Robbie!!”

He didn’t.

Kylta

You're not paying for sex tonight

Kylta

Honey, your welcome to watch me and isobella next door indugle in your favourite lesbian fantasy

barney shamrock

"You are a credit to your gender."

Kylta

Hey my little piece of joy.
How come you've a head like a bag of rats

Kylta

My love, my darling, I remember you when you were one person, how did you become four people all at once. For fu¢ksake take the chicken out of your mouth when your speaking

Blitzkrieger

"What's for tea, Batman?"

1990sman

it puts the lotion on its skin

Kylta

Whoa thats a fine breakfast you gave me, only next time make sure the eggs are a bit softer and try not to burn the rashers

1990sman

Horse it into ya Cynthia, fer yer the girl for me,
Yer the finest looking filly that I did ever see,
Yer the onions in me burger, yer the sugar in me tea,
So horse it into ya Cynthia fer yer the girl fer me.

I saw her in the bar room in the town of Kilshamuch.
She was sitting at the counter knocking double vodkas back,
She wore a low cut Gansey and a skirt above her knee,
Says I, horse it into ya Cynthia, fer yer the girl fer me.

Horse it into ya Cynthia, fer yer the girl for me,
Yer the finest looking filly that I did ever see,
Yer the onions in me burger, yer the sugar in me tea,
So horse it into ya Cynthia fer yer the girl fer me.

When I ask her what are you having,
Well you should of heard her shout,
I'll have another double vodka and another pint of stout
And a bag or cheese and onion and then I'll have a pee,
Says I, so horse it into ya Cynthia fer yer the girl fer me.

There never was a woman that could better fill the gloves,
You should see her biceps bulging when she's milking my old cows.
She could shovel dung for Ireland and sure you'd all agree,
So horse it in to ya Cynthia fer yer the girl fer me.

Now we're 40 years together and wer living on me farm
And I never have to worry about how she'll keep me warm.
She still wears the low cut Gansey and her skirt above her knee,
So horse it in to ya Cynthia fer yer the girl fer me.

Horse it into ya Cynthia, fer yer the girl for me,
Yer the finest looking filly that I did ever see,
Yer the onions in me burger, yer the sugar in me tea,
So horse it into ya Cynthia fer yer the girl fer me.

So horse it into ya Cynthia fer yer a fine looking woman, yeah!

1990sman

lol, that buck seems the type who "actually didn't mind" dressin up as a woman for the video