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What's the Sexiest thing you said today?

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  • 08-10-2020 8:14pm
    #1
    Thomas..
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 141 ✭✭


    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together


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    ToddDameron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭ToddDameron


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

    Sexiest or most sinister?


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    Man Vs ManUre
    Registered Users Posts: 5,159 ✭✭✭Man Vs ManUre


    I said I’d like to get my hands on Leah’s big new titties in home and away.


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    tayto lover
    Registered Users Posts: 51,652 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

    Holy fcuk.


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    accensi0n
    Registered Users Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭accensi0n


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

    Pretty ****ed up wanting the other person to die immediately when the other does.


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    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,065 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    What's that smell?


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    #7
    Trouser Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 348 ✭✭Trouser Snake


    The man who actually invented sexual innuendo died last week, his wife is taking it fierce hard.


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    Thomas..
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 141 ✭✭Thomas..


    accensi0n wrote: »
    Pretty ****ed up wanting the other person to die immediately when the other does.

    She's dying first


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    Tony EH
    Registered Users Posts: 18,987 ✭✭✭✭Tony EH


    This is the best dinner you've made in ages luv.


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    Trouser Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 348 ✭✭Trouser Snake


    Tony EH wrote: »
    This is the best dinner you've made in ages luv.

    You're definitely getting it tonight!


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

    Her wardrobe will be cleared out when you get home from work tomorrow.


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    Man Vs ManUre
    Registered Users Posts: 5,159 ✭✭✭Man Vs ManUre


    Trouser Snake wrote: »
    You're definitely getting it tonight!

    Getting what?? A dinner??


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    Tony EH
    Registered Users Posts: 18,987 ✭✭✭✭Tony EH


    Trouser Snake wrote: »
    You're definitely getting it tonight!

    ;)

    Oh yeh!


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    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    I told my wife i'd like us to go to heaven together

    You should have went a step further and said "in the same coffin" while sniffing her hair. That's fierce sexy.


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    jay1988
    Registered Users Posts: 549 ✭✭✭jay1988


    Put the kettle on I'm soaking wet.

    Thinking about it now it would've been sexier coming from her.


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    Thomas..
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 141 ✭✭Thomas..


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    You should have went a step further and said "in the same coffin" while sniffing her hair. That's fierce sexy.

    It's being in the afterlife together that's sexy

    It's like love starting all over again


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    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    I just randomly shout the word 'sexy' at work.

    Nobody cares.


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    #18
    Dr. Steve Brule
    Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭Dr. Steve Brule


    Would you believe that Father? Me own Dog did that to me!


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Thomas.. wrote: »
    She's dying first

    As in within minutes of you?


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    Regis779
    Registered Users Posts: 34 ✭Regis779


    "That's one grandiose ssausage!" as I was making my sandwich


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    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Regis779 wrote: »
    "That's one grandiose ssausage!" as I was making my sandwich

    Sausage with extra S too.


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    s1ippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭s1ippy


    "put it in cider"

    I was pickling cucumbers.


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    Gervais08
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭Gervais08


    Yesterday but “ffs get it in Robbie!!”

    He didn’t.


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    #24
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    You're not paying for sex tonight


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    #25
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Honey, your welcome to watch me and isobella next door indugle in your favourite lesbian fantasy


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    barney shamrock
    Registered Users Posts: 870 ✭✭✭barney shamrock


    "You are a credit to your gender."


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    #27
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Hey my little piece of joy.
    How come you've a head like a bag of rats


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    #28
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My love, my darling, I remember you when you were one person, how did you become four people all at once. For fu¢ksake take the chicken out of your mouth when your speaking


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    #29
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    "What's for tea, Batman?"


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    #30
    1990sman
    Registered Users Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    it puts the lotion on its skin


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    #31
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Whoa thats a fine breakfast you gave me, only next time make sure the eggs are a bit softer and try not to burn the rashers


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