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"She’s the Queen of Ireland and should be treated like royalty"

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    #2
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,385 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Zip up yer budgie!


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    Trouser Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 348 ✭✭Trouser Snake


    They barred the wrong bird!


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    Wanderer2010
    Registered Users Posts: 6,704 ✭✭✭Wanderer2010


    Big talentless slapper who should fcuk off forever. Everyone knows shes a see you next tuesday.


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    LollipopJimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,442 ✭✭✭LollipopJimmy


    I've had the displeasure of her company. Should be locked up, horrible human.

    I never like to see anybody in trouble or under pressure but I did have a good snigger when she was in the bank turning the air blue when the teller wouldn't allow her withdraw from an apparently empty account


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    phonypony
    Registered Users Posts: 1,306 ✭✭✭phonypony


    Who'd have thought it; a Twink fond of the occasional cockatoo...


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    TheBlackPill
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    Will Twink be cleaning up the bird****e?


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    phonypony
    Registered Users Posts: 1,306 ✭✭✭phonypony


    LollipopJimmy wrote: »
    I've had the displeasure of her company. Should be locked up, horrible human.

    I never like to see anybody in trouble or under pressure but I did have a good snigger when she was in the bank turning the air blue when the teller wouldn't allow her withdraw from an apparently empty account

    Correct. Vile woman.


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    Man with broke phone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭Man with broke phone


    I wouldnt call her a slapper but shes no stranger to a cockatoo.


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    #10
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,303 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Christ she is one painful oul hag


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    Nexytus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 154 ✭✭Nexytus


    That cockatoo isn't wearing a mask.
    And she's not wearing two masks.


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    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users Posts: 3,686 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    Fcuk off Joe Rooney.

    You have tarnished your appearance in Fr. Ted.


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    fatknacker
    Registered Users Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭fatknacker


    Why does everyone have so much hatred for a woman who does pantos?


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    bmc58
    Registered Users Posts: 2,824 ✭✭✭bmc58


    gmisk wrote: »
    Christ she is one painful oul hag

    Ah well,in fairness to Super Valu they can't have animals pooping in their stores.Herself knows this well.But seems to me ,it's just a publicity stunt to keep herself in the public eye.


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    Spanish Eyes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,919 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    Attention seeking moron.

    Super Valu in Knocklyon I reckon (I don't click on Indo evah), since she (like many others) managed to keep her lovely mansion down the road, whilst drowning in mortgage debt. Oh yes, they can and they do.


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    AndyBoBandy
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 15,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    bmc58 wrote: »
    Ah well,in fairness to Super Valu they can't have animals pooping in their stores.Herself knows this well.But seems to me ,it's just a publicity stunt to keep herself in the public eye.

    Yeah, it probably happened once, and the manager asked don’t bring the parrot again.... and now her parrot is ‘barred’ from SuperValu.

    It then becomes a story in the Sun, and then the Indo.
    Twink is then on the Late Late show this or next week to discuss.


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    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    LollipopJimmy wrote: »
    I've had the displeasure of her company. Should be locked up, horrible human.

    I never like to see anybody in trouble or under pressure but I did have a good snigger when she was in the bank turning the air blue when the teller wouldn't allow her withdraw from an apparently empty account

    I have relatives that had to do her hair in the past and they confirmed, as if we didn't know already, that she is a total weapon.


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    4068ac1elhodqr
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    Feel sorry for the old bird (the one of the right). In a wildlife park over in Linconshire, Grey Parrots have been banned also, due to wokesters complaining.

    https://ftw.usatoday.com/2020/09/parrots-swearing-at-customers-ruffles-feathers-at-wildlife-park

    The Lincolnshire Wildlife Park in Britain adopted five parrots and kept them quarantined in the same room where park officials soon found them all swearing and laughing “like an old men’s club.”

    The staff found it entertaining when the African grey parrots first arrived Aug. 15, and had hoped once the birds were put on public display outside that they would “kick the habit,” Jess Newton told the BBC.

    Alas, that wasn’t the case. The parrots began swearing at the park’s visitors, and the more people laughed, the more the birds cussed. “Literally within 20 minutes of being in the introductory we were told that they had sworn at a customer and for the next group of people, all sorts of obscenities came out,” chief executive officer Steve Nichols told LincolnshireLive    .

    Imagine "Peices of ****" would have been one of the obscenities.


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    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    A friend of mine saw her in action once.
    She wasn't impressed.


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    Everlong1
    Registered Users Posts: 897 ✭✭✭Everlong1


    Tucker Lazy Meteorologist wrote: »
    Feel sorry for the old bird (the one of the right). In a wildlife park over in Linconshire, Grey Parrots have been banned also, due to wokesters complaining.

    https://ftw.usatoday.com/2020/09/parrots-swearing-at-customers-ruffles-feathers-at-wildlife-park

    The Lincolnshire Wildlife Park in Britain adopted five parrots and kept them quarantined in the same room where park officials soon found them all swearing and laughing “like an old men’s club.”

    The staff found it entertaining when the African grey parrots first arrived Aug. 15, and had hoped once the birds were put on public display outside that they would “kick the habit,” Jess Newton told the BBC.

    Alas, that wasn’t the case. The parrots began swearing at the park’s visitors, and the more people laughed, the more the birds cussed. “Literally within 20 minutes of being in the introductory we were told that they had sworn at a customer and for the next group of people, all sorts of obscenities came out,” chief executive officer Steve Nichols told LincolnshireLive    .

    Imagine "Peices of ****" would have been one of the obscenities.

    That's brilliant. Pity they've split them all up. I'd risk Covid and fly over just to hear them.


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    Odhinn
    Registered Users Posts: 8,060 ✭✭✭Odhinn


    AndyBoBandy wrote: »


    She’s the Queen of Ireland and should be treated like royalty



    Photo-0.jpg

    Looks like Twink is in the market for a bit of work??


    You mean publically beheaded by guillotine I trust?


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    Spore
    Registered Users Posts: 1,123 ✭✭✭Spore


    I knew of a lad that worked the panto that Ms. King was ‘starring’ in and he was manning the underside of the stage trap door which Twink would disappear into. The rotten slag wore no knickers on purpose (she had a huge whalebone dress, so hidden from the audience) so when the Twinkster dropped through the trap door he couldn’t but help see her cooch. He said it was like Ronny Drew getting shot in the face.


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    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,111 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Spore wrote: »
    when the Twinkster dropped through the trap door he couldn’t but help see her cooch. He said it was like Ronny Drew getting shot in the face.
    Tea all over my keyboard. Propelled through my nostrils. You utter utter bastard! :D:D:pac::pac:

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    Spore wrote: »
    I knew of a lad that worked the panto that Ms. King was ‘starring’ in and he was manning the underside of the stage trap door which Twink would disappear into. The rotten slag wore no knickers on purpose (she had a huge whalebone dress, so hidden from the audience) so when the Twinkster dropped through the trap door he couldn’t but help see her cooch. He said it was like Ronny Drew getting shot in the face.

    Yeah, I don't want to see her old triangle go jingle jangle...


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    maebee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭maebee


    In the mid 1980s I worked in the office of a retail store in St. Great George's Street in Dublin. The girls who worked on the floor absolutely dreaded her. She always brought her dog in with her, literally snapped her fingers at the staff, demanded that she got immediate attention. I could never watch her on tv, having seen her in action in my place of work. Nasty woman.


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    pgj2015
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    Her daughter cant sing for $hit either. only making a living because of who her mammy is.


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    Odhinn
    Registered Users Posts: 8,060 ✭✭✭Odhinn


    fatknacker wrote: »
    Why does everyone have so much hatred for a woman who does pantos?




    It's a small country and it appears those who have encountered her have little good to say for her.


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    beerguts
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭beerguts


    Spore wrote: »
    Twinkster dropped through the trap door he couldn’t but help see her cooch. He said it was like Ronny Drew getting shot in the face.




    Brilliant sir just brilliant


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    Demonique
    Registered Users Posts: 2,824 ✭✭✭Demonique


    Wanderer2010 wrote: »
    Big talentless slapper who should fcuk off forever. Everyone knows shes a see you next tuesday.

    I've never met her but I've had a run in with that other auld hag that she had a feud with, Linda Martin, Twink must not like people who are too much like her



    The media keep calling it a cockatoo but that's obviously a cockatiel

    Her friend should shut his trap, national treasure me hole, if a member of the public isn't allowed bring a pet in then she shouldn't be either


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    Alejandro68
    Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭Alejandro68


    I had to Google this Twink, but why would anyone bring their pets shopping? Especially birds they are not the cleanest.


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    Austria!
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭Austria!


    I saw Twink at a Supervalu a few years ago. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

    She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her doing an accent as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Mars bars in her hands without paying.

    The boy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.


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