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PieOhMy · 24-09-2020 02:59PM

Joe has volumes of cath a logs from various undertake, all with sticky pages.

bottlebrush · 24-09-2020 02:59PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Looters stealing de Argos catalogues during Bristol riots.

I'd have to ask: whoy

bottlebrush · 24-09-2020 03:00PM

Green shields stamps?

SEPT 23 1989 · 24-09-2020 03:00PM

Did she not ring Argos?

PieOhMy · 24-09-2020 03:01PM

Does she live wichu

24-09-2020 03:01PM

Jag pulled around to de front for Joe to step in.

sligojoek · 24-09-2020 03:01PM

Plugging the tv show after 3.00 again

jetfiremuck · 24-09-2020 03:01PM

joe dragging the net along the bottom......slim pickins

24-09-2020 03:01PM

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Argos Catalogue would be like Sears Catalogue in that episode of The Simpsons.

This one?

Eddie: [administering a lie detector test] Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! [the test buzzes] All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]
Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]
_A_ date. [buzz]
Dinner with friends. [buzz]
Dinner alone. [buzz]
Watching TV alone. [buzz]
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz, he responds weakly]
Sears catalog. [ding!] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

Atlantic Dawn · 24-09-2020 03:02PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

This one?

That's it, lol.

ShamNNspace · 24-09-2020 07:02PM

sligojoek wrote: »

Plugging the tv show after 3.00 again

This one was it? Listened for a few minutes today coming back from westport, some wan on about gettin the hubby to put up the Christmas tree in SEPTEMBER!. Stand firm Man I was thinkin, don't let this become a thing for all our sakes, then I switched over to midwest and we continued on with our journey singing along as we drove

Welsh Megaman · 24-09-2020 08:49PM

Just caught an ad for ‘Lovelane’ where the caller said ‘I wish it could be Christmas everyday’, whereas Joe replied ‘like Slade’.

It was actually Wizzard who sang that song that the caller was referring to, Joe.

*removes hat with ‘pedantic’ written on it in giant lettering*

Test For Echo · 24-09-2020 09:11PM

Living with these crazy women and their Christmas trees would be like living in the White Christmas episode of Black Mirror

Odyssey 2005 · 24-09-2020 09:13PM

ShamNNspace wrote: »

This one was it? Listened for a few minutes today coming back from westport, some wan on about gettin the hubby to put up the Christmas tree in SEPTEMBER!. Stand firm Man I was thinkin, don't let this become a thing for all our sakes, then I switched over to midwest and we continued on with our journey singing along as we drove

Gimmie a bucket

Spanish Eyes · 24-09-2020 09:17PM

The Deathline is designed for for those in waiting room for their demise. They enjoy giving out to everyone else.

Anyway this show is off my agenda now, it is total rubbish. But I have to say I totally enjoy the comments here. So thanks to those who contribute.

ShamNNspace · 24-09-2020 09:35PM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Gimmie a bucket

Ah now it was only some country music, it wasn't that bad

Jeff2 · 24-09-2020 10:17PM

The letter from someone that hadn't talked to anyone for 24/48 hours and the yapper says give her my number.

I talked to someone today for about 1.5 minutes because of bins mixed up.
30 seconds was not talk about the bins.

It's weeks since I had a conversation that long.

Oh and people wanting to touch/hug each other. Good lord

sligojoek · 24-09-2020 10:48PM

Jeff2 wrote: »

The letter from someone that hadn't talked to anyone for 24/48 hours and the yapper says give her my number.

I talked to someone today for about 1.5 minutes because of bins mixed up.
30 seconds was not talk about the bins.

It's weeks since I had a conversation that long.

Oh and people wanting to touch/hug each other. Good lord

Talk to Joe. He'll keep you on till 3.00 if you tell him what he wants to hear.

sligojoek · 24-09-2020 10:50PM

Picture of the day

Jeff2 · 25-09-2020 12:01AM

sligojoek wrote: »

Talk to Joe. He'll keep you on till 3.00 if you tell him what he wants to hear.

Like I don't like people touching me or hugging me and also enjoying not talking to people.

Some people like the lockdown.

Test For Echo · 25-09-2020 12:07AM

Jeff2 wrote: »

Like I don't like people touching me or hugging me and also enjoying not talking to people.

Some people like the lockdown.

Yay, I'm not alone!

Atlantic Dawn · 25-09-2020 12:41PM

Today...
Halloween and fyerwurks, a caller who blew his finger off during the week.
Christmas decos
Covid job loses.

sligojoek · 25-09-2020 12:42PM

CCCC

Clip from yesterday. Spiders in the attic.

Holloween. Young lad blew his finger off.

Lonliness.

ButtersSuki · 25-09-2020 12:43PM

Possibly (but most likely not) on twodaze show:

Waffle waffle mumble

DE COVID CANNOT CANCEL CHRISTMAS CAMPAIGN has captured the mood of the nation. :rolleyes:

Barbara talking shoyte.

Halloween - trick AND treating is gone so to speak.

Foyrewurks and dat. Chisler blows off (careful) half his finger. Was he the scrote who shot a foyrewurk at my car last week?

Woman has a man who doesn't speak to her. Udder woman complains that at least she has a man. Ann Summers catalogue on de ay for you madam.

"Foyve Wan Fiddy Foyve Wan" New number so to speak as they say.

dvcireland · 25-09-2020 12:44PM

should peeples putting up Christmas trees in September be left undersupervised without a medical professional

Gods Gift · 25-09-2020 12:45PM

Apparently he rang his girlfriend to tell her he blew off his finger. The whole finger she asked. No he said, the one beside it.

dvcireland · 25-09-2020 12:45PM

Bonnie Tyler on the case on Ronan Collins looking for a man to get babs' christmas tree out of the attic

TheRiverman · 25-09-2020 12:47PM

The insane world of being unable to get down the Christmas decorations out of the attic, surely the news story of the year.COVID is just a blip in our lives compared to it.

Odyssey 2005 · 25-09-2020 12:49PM

I'm having a grand day,so I'll not be tuning in to the creep and risking him ****ing up my weekend. Have a good one folks. Byeeeeeeee

Atlantic Dawn · 25-09-2020 12:51PM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

I'm having a grand day,so I'll not be tuning in to the creep and risking him ****ing up my weekend. Have a good one folks. Byeeeeeeee

Keep the faith so to speak.

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