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The Moaning of Death: Liveline 23/9 forward

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  • #572
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,324 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    bottlebrush wrote: »
    No wonder the husband is out in the shed
    Playing Call of Duty.


  • #573
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Angus must have come back to collect a few bits from the office.


  • #574
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Has to get a dog put down.

    Joe really is like the Grim Reaper. He seems to attract it.

    I have no recollection of this song whatsoever.


  • #575
    RobertKK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,775 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    The dog wanted to die after this.


  • #576
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Did she say the dog is being put down tomorrow?


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  • #577
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,252 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    Ok, this is the worst liveline yet.


  • #578
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Getting the dog put down tomorrow- just at the intro to the song. That was 10 seconds of gold.


  • #579
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Joe gone for a dump.


  • #580
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Another one for the list


  • #581
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dicky Duck de Dog to be put down tomorrow, and she's laughing.


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  • #582
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Dickie duck. Another one for the list.

    Joe pushing for tears.


  • #583
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    of course he would have to get a call a day before the dogs demise


  • #584
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,423 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Follow by Frank Kelly's 12 Days of Christmas?

    Followed by Merry Christmas Gobbling in the Office.

    There's a coinsidence the fadder of the young wan singing, sings Gobbling in the office.


  • #585
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,252 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    I work with animals too. Just the way office work is sometimes.


  • #586
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »
    Ok, this is the worst liveline yet.

    The pessimist says things are terrible, they can't get any worse.
    The optimist says, oh yes they can.

    This is far from the worst show ever.


  • #587
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    I have it on in the kitchen with two doors shut between me and the radio and I can still hear it - woeful muck even by Joe's ultra low standards. :D

    ****



  • #588
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    She's digging de dog's grave this afternoon. Thinks it's hilarious.


  • #589
    RobertKK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,775 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    Joe is a dairyman of misery, milking away.


  • #590
    jean contente
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭jean contente


    There'll be no Christmas for Dicky Dougy Duck this year.


  • #591
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I didn't know Stephen Kings Pet Cemetery was in Galway.


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  • #592
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lunatic Soup de dog.


  • #593
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Oh FFS, stop trying to talk over each other.


  • #594
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,476 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Late to the party but see he's on line 1 to the asylum


  • #595
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,324 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    RobertKK wrote: »
    Joe is a dairyman of misery, milking away.
    Coming soon: a new chocolate bar called Miserymilk.


  • #596
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,476 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Spirits Joe, she's on something stronger


  • #597
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Dickie duck. Another one for the list.

    Joe pushing for tears.

    It's now Dooky Duck, tomorrow Dooky Duck RIP.


  • #598
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Animals of the crisis:
    Murphy
    Brando
    Buttsy
    Topsy (A rabbit)
    Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
    Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc
    Bailey
    BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
    Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
    Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
    Snuggie - dognapped
    Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
    Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
    Johnny O - A boat
    Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
    Ruby - sits in the foire engine
    Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
    Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
    Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
    Dukey Dog?


  • #599
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    pc7 wrote: »
    Late to the party but see he's on line 1 to the asylum

    That line's been open a couple of days now.


  • #600
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Feck this. Im going to put up my May Altar.


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  • #601
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Whoy are they going on so much about Christmas in RTÉ? Are they worried about the usual Christmas advertising bring absent this year and want to try and stir it up by getting us obsessed with de Yuletide.


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