Guard, de Jag has hands-free! Liveline 25/8 going forward.

Dan Jaman · 21-09-2020 02:23PM

Clon63 · 21-09-2020 02:33PM

At least we know for sure that Anto isn't from Oliver Bond because none of the residents there ever do anything wrong ... no crazy parking, no organising 'raves' and definitely not selling drugs on the estate. They have a great sense of communiddee spurit according to the callers

Clon63 · 21-09-2020 02:39PM

Ha Ray Darcy channelling his inner Joe there ... asked Sam Bennett^s father what colour was his first bike!

urgelgru · 21-09-2020 02:46PM

Oooh, the Waterford-Tipp debate reignited again

ButtersSuki · 21-09-2020 03:22PM

I just had to fill out a HSE form. On it I was asked my ethnicity so to speak as they say.

The options were:

White Irish
White Irish Traveler

But dare was no "Person of Colour Irish Traveler" category!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or any other variation of the same so to speak.......it's a disgrace.

And no mention of dis lad:

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Other options included "Black".

Dat form is not very #woke is it?

21-09-2020 03:31PM

Folks, the thread is running fast as the water pouring through the sluicegates of Ardnacrusha, creating a river of love to fill the entire Shannon Estuary. We need ongoing suggestions for a new thread title with currency, goodness knows there's topical stuff galore to choose from. But more than that we need votes by giving your thanks.

imme · 21-09-2020 03:32PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I just had to fill out a HSE form. On it I was asked my ethnicity so to speak as they say.

The options were:

White Irish
White Irish Traveler

Other options included "Black".

Dat form is not very #woke is it?

Not even Black Irish.

To go with Nigerian Irish and such other monikers that are about these days. :rolleyes:

pc7 · 21-09-2020 03:37PM

It was like Funny Fridey Joe with the hippy Craic in de communiddee!

Thread suggest

bmorrissey · 21-09-2020 03:39PM

"Sweepin' de Drugs into the drains to keep de children safe"

PieOhMy · 21-09-2020 04:07PM

Today's show not yet up on the player, I had to stop listening for the last 30mins, just as jeh sin tah from the flats was on blaming outsiders - did it kick off after that or anything? Worth listening back when it gets put up?

ButtersSuki · 21-09-2020 04:42PM

PieOhMy wrote: »

Today's show not yet up on the player, I had to stop listening for the last 30mins, just as jeh sin tah from the flats was on blaming outsiders - did it kick off after that or anything? Worth listening back when it gets put up?

It was amusing in that you’d think De Oliver Bonds flats was de safest place on planet earth inhabited only by international peace keepers, saints, and football lovers who play for Oliver Bond Celtic.

On Drivetime they said it was a birthday party and strongly implied it was a local teenagers. And they had a resident on saying “most of de peeple who attended de celebrations weren’t from Oliver Bonds”. Most, not all. :rolleyes:

sligojoek · 21-09-2020 04:44PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

You're in the Army now.

I hear you're in the army now, Father.

sligojoek · 21-09-2020 04:45PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I just had to fill out a HSE form. On it I was asked my ethnicity so to speak as they say.

The options were:

White Irish
White Irish Traveler

But dare was no "Person of Colour Irish Traveler" category!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or any other variation of the same so to speak.......it's a disgrace.

Other options included "Black".

Dat form is not very #woke is it?

Was there an option for black protestants?

jippo nolan · 21-09-2020 05:12PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

It was amusing in that you’d think De Oliver Bonds flats was de safest place on planet earth inhabited only by international peace keepers, saints, and football lovers who play for Oliver Bond Celtic.

On Drivetime they said it was a birthday party and strongly implied it was a local teenagers. And they had a resident on saying “most of de peeple who attended de celebrations weren’t from Oliver Bonds”. Most, not all. :rolleyes:

How did they distinguish the local chislers from the outsiders, had they all have their own teeth?

Odyssey 2005 · 21-09-2020 05:58PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

It was amusing in that you’d think De Oliver Bonds flats was de safest place on planet earth inhabited only by international peace keepers, saints, and football lovers who play for Oliver Bond Celtic.

On Drivetime they said it was a birthday party and strongly implied it was a local teenagers. And they had a resident on saying “most of de peeple who attended de celebrations weren’t from Oliver Bonds”. Most, not all. :rolleyes:

Did they elude to the missing speed bumps that the council put on the road outside the OB apartments many years ago. Red brick was the preferred method of construction by the council ( they thought they looked nice). De wurkers came back the next day,and dere dey were(speed ramps) gone....:)

Lots of the apartment's had luvely red brick feature walls

ButtersSuki · 21-09-2020 06:33PM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Did they elude to the missing speed bumps that the council put on the road outside the OB apartments many years ago. Red brick was the preferred method of construction by the council ( they thought they looked nice). De wurkers came back the next day,and dere dey were(speed ramps) gone....:)

Lots of the apartment's had luvely red brick feature walls

YOU CAN'T SAY DAT! YOU CAN'T SAY DAT!

Dat was just a coincidence so to speak as they say. De local comm-yew-knit-tee are de bestest peeple in de wurldid so they are.

ButtersSuki · 21-09-2020 06:35PM

sligojoek wrote: »

Was there an option for black protestants?

I'll get a ban if I answer dat question - and I'm married to a Nordie Prod so to speak!

ButtersSuki · 21-09-2020 06:37PM

jippo nolan wrote: »

How did they distinguish the local chillier from the outsiders, had they all have their own teeth?

I tink day do be do be do be do distinguish dem from de type of Air Maxes dat day do be wearin' and dat.

ButtersSuki · 21-09-2020 06:54PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Folks, the thread is running fast as the water pouring through the sluicegates of Ardnacrusha, creating a river of love to fill the entire Shannon Estuary. We need ongoing suggestions for a new thread title with currency, goodness knows there's topical stuff galore to choose from. But more than that we need votes by giving your thanks.

If I may suggest 3 titles caller:

Lahv Lahn: De Moaning of Death Edition

Lahv Lahn: De Don't Talk About Gain, Talk About Pain Edition

Lahv Lahn: De Pain in De Main Falls Mainly on De Brain Edition

21-09-2020 07:15PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'll get a ban if I answer dat question - and I'm married to a Nordie Prod so to speak!

What if one day you saw a new Boards registrant named WhiteWestiesNordy, initially registered to get more info on a hobby, and who stumbled upon a very familiarly named user

21-09-2020 07:20PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

If I may suggest 3 titles caller:

Lahv Lahn: De Moaning of Death Edition

Lahv Lahn: De Don't Talk About Gain, Talk About Pain Edition

Lahv Lahn: De Pain in De Main Falls Mainly on De Brain Edition

Caller put deze in a post each here:

https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2058076426/12/#post114620576

So dat users can vote de bestest with thanks.

21-09-2020 07:22PM

Liveline Thread Title Suggestions & Votes dis way.....

https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2058076426/12/#post114620576

sligojoek · 21-09-2020 10:17PM

Saw this on a photoshop challenge.

sligojoek · 22-09-2020 11:44AM

Prisoners in Mountjoy. Clip from yesterday.

Another mother contacted us about her alco son. Getting drinks delivered.

People going through hell. People went through hell during the troubles.

Something about Bertie, the arms trial and ramifications.

ButtersSuki · 22-09-2020 11:45AM

On twodaze show and dat - or more likely not - but here's wat's promised:

Anudder angle on de covid and dat - prisoners - 4,000 today (5,000 yesterday). Pauline from yesterday was upset and dat. Her grandson - in udder wurds her son's son so to speak is in jail and dat.

Anudder mudder has an alcoholic son. Did you know there's a phone service dat will deliver alcohol to yer house and dat. De mudder of de also went trhough hell when de deliery came to de window.

Gerry Mandering, CJ Haughey and Kelly and Bainey and dat. Col. Heffernan's Fambilee were on to give out and dat. 50 years ago deese weeks was de arms trial......quite modrin by Lahv Lahn standards. Finna Fail revisionism brought to you by Mr. Duffy - again.

A new variant of "so to speak" dat I missed as I was busy typing, sounded like a butchering of it rather than a new version tbh.

A Ferrari for €50 - wil it be discussed twoday?
George Gib-Benny, will he finally be discussed twoday?

Campomoter on de outro: 2 Graham Nortons out of 5.

22-09-2020 12:04PM

This is going to be sheer shoyte today. When a Joe goes down de historical angle it's like as if we're listening in on a very boring private conversation.

De Arms Trial was a happening thing when I was a chiseler, de talk of de town; de very boring talk between my parents on Sunday drives out to my aunts in Bray. "That Haughey!" My father would oft claim in a tone of exasperation. The conversation would carry on at my aunt's house and I would escape to hide in de trees of her large garden.

ButtersSuki · 22-09-2020 12:10PM

Deleted User wrote: »

This is going to be sheer shoyte today. When a Joe goes down de historical angle it's like as if we're listening in on a very boring private conversation.

De Arms Trial was a happening thing when I was a chiseler, de talk of de town; de very boring talk between my parents on Sunday drives out to my aunts in Bray. "That Haughey!" My father would oft claim in a tone of exasperation. The conversation would carry on at my aunt's house and I would escape to hide in de trees of her large garden.

I suspect he's researching anudder death buke, or this will give him the inspiration to do so if he hasn't already thought of it.

Test For Echo · 22-09-2020 12:21PM

I've been listening to TOOL all morning which has me in great form. I shall shortly listen to a complete tool for 75 mins which will put me in bad form for the rest of the day.

So to speak.

22-09-2020 12:22PM

Foyrewurks on de news... what about de pewer salt a'd'eert foyrewurk sellers on Henry Street?

22-09-2020 12:25PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I suspect he's researching anudder death buke, or this will give him the inspiration to do so if he hasn't already thought of it.

Would have to be a Cat-a-log of Deaths style buke, he couldn't stray into de area of reasoned chapters of material.

Guard, de Jag has hands-free! Liveline 25/8 going forward.

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