Beakerjoe vs The Walrus - THE REVEAL!

beakerjoe · 16-09-2020 2:17pm

In at 17th place, collection 3 points is.....

Everything Everything - Photoshop Handsome ”, submitted by

S!ippy

Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
Have I listened to this song before? No

Really like the video, it's quirky in all the right places.

However the song, while nothing really wrong with it, doesn't grab me and doesnt appeal to me. It's a bit bland for me. I don't mind listening to it but the song doesn't grab me back the brain and march me back to the play button.

Sorry S!ippy

beakerjoe · 16-09-2020 2:18pm

Necro wrote: »

Here I Go Again On My Own...

No one entered Whitesnake did they?

fixXxer · 16-09-2020 2:19pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

In at 16th place, notching up 5 Points is

Gotye - Someone I used to know, submitted by
Fixxxer

The video suits it well, simple yet visually pleasing but it cant make up for the damage done years before your submission.

I read that as " the damage to your ears caused by my submission" and though I get that a lot.

beakerjoe · 16-09-2020 2:21pm

3rd spot, and a handy 17 points to...

Fatboy Slim - Weapon of choice, submitted by

Electric Nitwit

Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
Have I listened to this song before? Yep

Ah a fine unconventional dance track but one I fully expected to see considering the iconic video. Very catchy, very easy to groove to - as Git Walkin can attest to - and a wonderful video.

Whats not to like here. Its easy on the ears and the video is a splendid triumph, which 100 percent enhances the track. Like who can't love Gitser Walkin after this.

I just love it.

Necro · 16-09-2020 2:21pm

beakerjoe wrote:

No one entered Whitesnake did they?

I don't *think* so...

While I like the song I'm not sure the video would be worth a whirl.

Then again depending on the next few mins it might fare better than my own choice :pac:

Electric Nitwit · 16-09-2020 2:25pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

3rd spot, and a handy 17 points to...

Fatboy Slim - Weapon of choice, submitted by
Electric Nitwit

I just love it.

It's a clichéd answer but sometimes you have to

Tauriel · 16-09-2020 2:28pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

The sinister six for this round are as follows:

Necro
Mustang Shelly
JohnGreenFan
S1ippy
Electric Nitwit
Arghus

Uh oh!!!

beakerjoe · 16-09-2020 2:33pm

In at 18th place, 2 points goes to

Happier - Marshmello vs Bastille , submitted by

JohnGreenFan

Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
Have I listened to this song before? Yes

Bastille are in the same category as Imagine Dragons and George Ezra for me. You either like the lead singers voice or not, and most songs sound too similar for my liking.

But while I am not a Bastille fan, I don't hate this song as much as the place suggests. Its an not to hard to listen, but its not easy either.

It suffers from being to similar to other such pop songs and is a bit generic for the modern day. Its very forgettable. The booming hook is very bland and wouldn't go amiss in a pandering Coke advert.

But I wont be over critical (too late perhaps), its not woeful, its just far from anything I could care for.

The video …..wellllll. Plus 1000 for the cute doggy. The direction and acting in the video is awful IMO, but it does give you the feels. Minus 50 for the sad ending (just kidding.....looks at placing.....maybe not kidding).

beakerjoe · 16-09-2020 2:39pm

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beakerjoe · 16-09-2020 2:40pm

Almost at the end of the round, 2nd place and 18 points goes to....

My Indigo - My Indigo submitted by

Mustang Shelly

Have I listened to this artist before? No
Have I listened to this song before? No

So good they named it twice? We shall see.

The vocals are beautiful, soft yet powerful and with a great range. Nice bit of kick when it hits the chorus. A very easy listen. Like any good track, it makes you want to revisit it.

The video is a nice tale, though reminds me of the Netflix series, The Stranger. (What a ****e ending) nothing mindblowing. While it doesn't enhance the song much, it accompanies it well.

An excellent song which places high despite the video.

Tauriel · 16-09-2020 2:45pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

Almost at the end of the round, 2nd place and 18 points goes to....

My Indigo - My Indigo submitted by
Mustang Shelly

For anyone thinking that her voice sounds familiar, you would be correct. My Indigo is no other than Sharon den Adel from Within Temptation.

JohnGreenFan · 16-09-2020 2:46pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

In at 18th place, 2 points goes to

Happier - Marshmello vs Bastille , submitted by
JohnGreenFan

Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
Have I listened to this song before? Yes

Bastille are in the same category as Imagine Dragons and George Ezra for me. You either like the lead singers voice or not, and most songs sound too similar for my liking.

But while I am not a Bastille fan, I don't hate this song as much as the place suggests. Its an not to hard to listen, but its not easy either.

It suffers from being to similar to other such pop songs and is a bit generic for the modern day. Its very forgettable. The booming hook is very bland and wouldn't go amiss in a pandering Coke advert.

But I wont be over critical (too late perhaps), its not woeful, its just far from anything I could care for.

The video …..wellllll. Plus 1000 for the cute doggy. The direction and acting in the video is awful IMO, but it does give you the feels. Minus 50 for the sad ending (just kidding.....looks at placing.....maybe not kidding).

is there no walrus that will appreciate my love of cheesey generic pop???

beakerjoe · 16-09-2020 2:50pm

last place and 1 point goes to.....

All star by Smashmouth, submitted by

Necro

Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
Have I listened to this song before? Sadly, Yes

In the last round you were unfortunate to place so low, this round however is all your own making.

You chose a song that if I ever hear it again, it would be too soon. Not a fan of Smashmouth, never have been. This track in particular grates on me to no end. Sorry dude, you picked a stinker.

The video is typical late 90's fare, nothing to make me watch the movie, or listen to the song.

beakerjoe · 16-09-2020 2:53pm

JohnGreenFan wrote: »

is there no walrus that will appreciate my love of cheesey generic pop???

If there was one it would probably would be me. This just didnt hit the my buttons sadly. My spotify is full of shameful pop songs and dance tunes.

Also with Necro, I feel he has a similar style to mine in terms of pop songs, he just chose the one or two songs so far that do not mesh with my taste.

beakerjoe · 16-09-2020 2:56pm

This rounds pod boss, claiming 19 points in commissary, in first place it is......

Radiohead - Just, submitted by

Arghus

Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
Have I listened to this song before? No

Never been big into Radiohead, so not hopeful initially. Creep aside, any Radiohead track I heard just didn't work for me, such as Karma Police or No surprises.

But Im happy to say I bloody love this one. Its got energy, its got me nodding my head like a dog and I cant say much wrong about it from my first listen. Its got a strong replay factor and I love the song even more on repeated listens. . Its just so damn good and I'm pleasantly surprised.

The video…. Ahead of its time perhaps. Simple, but completely captivating. Suddenly you want to know whats happening just as much as the bystanders. Excellent. Very clever and very enjoyable.

Top dog

Tauriel · 16-09-2020 2:58pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

last place and 1 point goes to.....

All star by Smashmouth, submitted by
Necro

I would have to strongly disagree with you here

This is a class song and so fun. Sure it was in Shrek and all

beakerjoe · 16-09-2020 2:59pm

mustang shelly wrote: »

I would have to strongly disagree with you here This is a class song and so fun. Sure it was in Shrek and all

Hey the beauty of Walrus.

I just never liked it. I love Shrek, but hearing the band over the soundtrack so much destroyed me.

Ruining Im a Believer too.

Electric Nitwit · 16-09-2020 2:59pm

Ah, classic!
Delighted to see that win, I remember loving that video back in the day and still love that song too this day. Great choice Arghus

Oh... and I like Smashmouth too :pac:

fixXxer · 16-09-2020 3:04pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

last place and 1 point goes to.....

All star by Smashmouth, submitted by
Necro

It's BEAUTIFUL :pac:

Necro · 16-09-2020 3:05pm

JohnGreenFan wrote:

is there no walrus that will appreciate my love of cheesey generic pop???

It's cool we can have a titanic battle to the death over the wooden spoon JGF

beakerjoe · 16-09-2020 3:10pm

THE SCORES!

After Round 2

Mustang shelly - 33 Points
ShaneU 30 Points
Phatkev 29 points
the purple tin - 28 Points
Argus - 26 points
Electric Nitwit - 26 Points
Kolido - 23 Points
Iris Aris - 22 Points
Rikand - 21 Points
s1ippy - - 20 Points
Osh - 19 Points
Fixxxer - 19 Points
ASLVB - 19 points
Gru - 18 Points
JP Liz V1 - 17 Points
Reberetta - 14 Points
Sawduck - 9 Points
Necro - 4 Points
JohnGreenFan - 4 Points

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beakerjoe · 16-09-2020 3:12pm

Also, just be aware, all scores will be subject to a "I LIKE SMASHMOUTH" tax.

You've been warned!

beakerjoe · 16-09-2020 3:14pm

Six rounds to go, so its early days.

Plenty of great tracks ahead and some much mental debate to continue in my head on how to score some songs.

Anything can happen in Beakers walrus.

I imagine Im getting a dud role in the Lost WW now

Irish Aris · 16-09-2020 3:14pm

JohnGreenFan wrote: »

is there no walrus that will appreciate my love of cheesey generic pop???

well, you didn't submit cheesy pop in mine. Unless you call Joe Dolan cheesy pop

:pac:

Irish Aris · 16-09-2020 3:18pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

Hey the beauty of Walrus.

I just never liked it. I love Shrek, but hearing the band over the soundtrack so much destroyed me.

Ruining Im a Believer too.

That's the beauty of Walrus indeed.
If I would have to Walrus these songs, Smashmouth would have been top half and Radiohead close to the bottom.
Each to their own I guess.

Necro · 16-09-2020 3:23pm

beakerjoe wrote:

I imagine Im getting a dud role in the Lost WW now

I wouldn't be vindictive like that....

Or would I :pac:

Nah it's not the first time I've finished last and surely won't be the last (pardon the pun), great thing about Walrus is how music is so subjective. One man's dislike for Smash Mouth is another's love etc etc.

JohnGreenFan · 16-09-2020 3:50pm

Irish Aris wrote: »

well, you didn't submit cheesy pop in mine. Unless you call Joe Dolan cheesy pop :pac:

What else would you call Joe Dolan??

Yours was the first I entered so I attempted (and failed) to move outside my love for cheesy pop!

fixXxer · 16-09-2020 4:01pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

Also, just be aware, all scores will be subject to a "I LIKE SMASHMOUTH" tax.

You've been warned!

Arghus · 16-09-2020 5:17pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

This rounds pod boss, claiming 19 points in commissary, in first place it is......

Radiohead - Just, submitted by
Arghus

Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
Have I listened to this song before? No

Never been big into Radiohead, so not hopeful initially. Creep aside, any Radiohead track I heard just didn't work for me, such as Karma Police or No surprises.

But Im happy to say I bloody love this one. Its got energy, its got me nodding my head like a dog and I cant say much wrong about it from my first listen. Its got a strong replay factor and I love the song even more on repeated listens. . Its just so damn good and I'm pleasantly surprised.

The video…. Ahead of its time perhaps. Simple, but completely captivating. Suddenly you want to know whats happening just as much as the bystanders. Excellent. Very clever and very enjoyable.

Top dog

Good stuff beaker. I'm not a Radiohead obsessive, though I think the tune is pretty great, but I love how they execute such a simple idea and turn into something completely absorbing.

the purple tin · 16-09-2020 9:53pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

In at 11th spot with 9 pointos, its

Red Vex - Itch -, submitted by
Reberetta.

Have I listened to this artist before? no
Have I listened to this song before? No

The song for me is very familiar, it reminds me of another track I just can't put my finger on.

After my first listen I get “if Alanis Morrissette had a nu-metal band” vibes. It also has hints of Chester Benningtons “Why wont you die”, but thats not the track it reminds me of. Fake bonus point for helping me figure this track out.

But I ramble. I like the track. Its something i clearly missed out in my youth. The video suits and its very par for the course for when it was released, but does it improve the song….. I think not.

The track is a fine addition to my playlist. It brings me right back to Fibbers. (is that a good thing though?)

Is this the one you were thinking of?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOzs1FehYOA

beakerjoe · 22-09-2020 8:31am

Round 3 will be go at approx. 1130.

Hope you all tune in

beakerjoe · 22-09-2020 11:49am

Are you ready for the Money round......

We shall begin shortly.

Necro · 22-09-2020 11:55am

beakerjoe wrote:

Are you ready for the Money round......

Not sure I'm ready for any rounds given the first two :pac:

But I'm here surely!

JohnGreenFan · 22-09-2020 12:04pm

I am here!

beakerjoe · 22-09-2020 12:05pm

In at 9, 10 and 11th spot - getting 10 points each is ......

AC/DC - Money Talks - submitted by

Kolido, JP Liz and Mustang Shelly

Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
Have I listened to this song before? yes

AC/DC are one of my fav bands, again they are timeless. This track itself is a fine track, but suffers in comparison to other AC/DC tracks. But its got a good tune and my heads a bobbing. A good choice but nothing fantastic to drag it up the top.

beakerjoe · 22-09-2020 12:13pm

12th spot and 8 points goes to...

The Smashing Pumpkins - Pennies, submitted by

Reberetta.

Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
Have I listened to this song before? Yes

Its not one of their most popular songs but its got a nice mellow vibe, very easy to listen to me. Its a simple song, but a very pleasant sound and Billys vocals are very much appreciated here. Its not a mind blowing track, and may suffer compared to others in this round but its a fine listen.

Electric Nitwit · 22-09-2020 12:20pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

In at 9, 10 and 11th spot - getting 10 points each is ......

AC/DC - Money Talks - submitted by
Kolido, JP Liz and Mustang Shelly

I wonder if that's our first ever triple whammy?

Necro · 22-09-2020 12:21pm

Electric Nitwit wrote:

I wonder if that's our first ever triple whammy?

Myself and Stu had a triple entry in our Eurovision round, Rock'N'Roll Kids

beakerjoe · 22-09-2020 12:22pm

In 8th spot, collecting 12 points is.....

Good Charlotte - Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous submitted by

Necro

Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
Have I listened to this song before? Yes

Ah I think this track is a guilty pleasure of mine, its easy to sing along to and its a lot of fun. Not a huge fan of the band overall, but this track is one I just cant help but enjoy. Its high energy and I never really skip it. A solid, fun tune.

beakerjoe · 22-09-2020 12:23pm

Necro wrote: »

Myself and Stu had a triple entry in our Eurovision round, Rock'N'Roll Kids

Electric Nitwit wrote: »

I wonder if that's our first ever triple whammy?

There may be a 4 way track in the later rounds....

Electric Nitwit · 22-09-2020 12:24pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

There may be a 4 way track in the later rounds....

Also Starring LeVar Burton · 22-09-2020 12:26pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

In 8th spot, collecting 12 points is.....

Good Charlotte - Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous submitted by
Necro

Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
Have I listened to this song before? Yes

Ah I think this track is a guilty pleasure of mine, its easy to sing along to and its a lot of fun. Not a huge fan of the band overall, but this track is one I just cant help but enjoy. Its high energy and I never really skip it. A solid, fun tune.

Almost went for this one myself... Good shout!

I have a feeling I made a bad choice and my song will rank way lower...

Hopefully not though...

Gru · 22-09-2020 12:28pm

Also Starring LeVar Burton wrote: »

Almost went for this one myself... Good shout!

I have a feeling I made a bad choice and my song will rank way lower...

would you say you are in dire straits???? :pac: :cool:

Also Starring LeVar Burton · 22-09-2020 12:28pm

Gru wrote: »

would you say you are in dire straits???? :pac: :cool:

No. I didn't go for an obvious one. It did cross my mind though.

beakerjoe · 22-09-2020 12:34pm

Bagging 13th spot, with 7 points is...

Clipse - Dirty Money, submitted by

Arghus

Have I listened to this artist before? No
Have I listened to this song before? No

Not familiar with Clipse, but I am with Pusha T.

Its a decent hook but nothing that really grabs me, but I am a fan of the vocals and rhymes. The whisper on the “dirty Money” brings me back to J-Kwon and Tispy.

Ultimately it's a decent track and I don't dislike it, but the songs fails to pull me back in for repeated listens.

Necro · 22-09-2020 12:40pm

beakerjoe wrote:

Ah I think this track is a guilty pleasure of mine, its easy to sing along to and its a lot of fun. Not a huge fan of the band overall, but this track is one I just cant help but enjoy. Its high energy and I never really skip it. A solid, fun tune.

Can't argue with any of that really. Love the track myself, I think there are probably better 'money' related ones for sure but had an absolute blank when trying to pick my entry here :pac:

beakerjoe · 22-09-2020 12:40pm

In 7th spot with 13 points

Dire Straits - Money for nothing , submitted by

Gru

Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
Have I listened to this song before? Yes

One of the best intros IMO to any song. A great build up that kicks in with a supreme guitar riff.

Sadly I feel the song is downhill from here. The lyrics never did anything for me and its doesn't take advantage of the great tune behind them. The vocals are fine but, What could have been. Still an amazing intro and enjoyable tune overall.

Necro · 22-09-2020 12:41pm

beakerjoe wrote:

There may be a 4 way track in the later rounds....

Now THAT would be a first

the purple tin · 22-09-2020 12:45pm

beakerjoe wrote: »

In 7th spot with 13 points

Dire Straits - Money for nothing , submitted by
Gru

Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
Have I listened to this song before? Yes

One of the best intros IMO to any song. A great build up that kicks in with a supreme guitar riff.

Sadly I feel the song is downhill from here. The lyrics never did anything for me and its doesn't take advantage of the great tune behind them. The vocals are fine but, What could have been. Still an amazing intro and enjoyable tune overall.

Great tune and here's a Fun fact: Sting wangled a writer's credit on this song for the 'I want my MTV' background vocals.
I shudder to think how much money he has made over the years for singing just those four words.

Fun fact no 2: Knopfler got the lyrics from a conversation he overheard between two delivery men in an electronics shop in America.
MTV was on the display tellys and some famous pop star was singing. The Knopf asked for a pencil and paper and copied down what the workman said about the popstar and used it verbatim in the song.
Sting makes a fortune for four words yet the guy who wrote the song gets diddly squat!

Irish Aris · 22-09-2020 12:50pm

Ah, I just remembered what i submitted. Bottom 3, here I come. . .

Beakerjoe vs The Walrus - THE REVEAL!

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