Reporting a family member to the police.

buried · 01-09-2020 08:24PM

The commas around the word decks is gas. Very Alan Partridge-esque.

For Forks Sake · 01-09-2020 11:04PM

buried wrote: »

The commas around the word decks is gas. Very Alan Partridge-esque.

AvB is Boards very own Adrian Mole

Leg End Reject · 01-09-2020 11:09PM

Aongus "wants" to be Emmet.

ILoveYourVibes · 02-09-2020 05:22AM

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I've spent the morning trying to convince him to reconsider, but he is insisting it is going ahead as they've hired speakers, 'decks', and arranged for some drug dealer from Galway to be in attendance. He won't listen to my sister either.

Who is alpha dog here?

If it were you or your sister you wouldn't HAVE to report it to the guards. Its always a shame when families can't handle their own business. But i guess it has to be done sometime.

Feisar · 02-09-2020 07:47AM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Considering the story going around about that group of girls in Skerries throwing a “Covid Party”, I would suggest you report this “event” whatever way you can.

Last thing any of us want is another “lockdown” but morons will make it an inevitability.

I don’t mean to be a dick but could you please explain your use of quotation marks.

Errashareesh · 02-09-2020 10:05AM

Feisar wrote: »

I don’t mean to be a dick but could you please explain your use of quotation marks.

To "annoy" people/"provoke" a "reaction", as it were.

Cute Hoor · 02-09-2020 10:14AM

nthclare wrote: »

some Wiccan Goths dancing naked around a Hawthorne tree somewhere near Carron I'm lead to believe.

Ah FFS this is total bullsh1t, nothing ever grew in Carron never mind a hawthorn tree

topper75 · 02-09-2020 10:31AM

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

Have you considered hiring an arsonist to torch the shed before said 'rave' can take place?

(If interested I'm an expert and my prices are very reasonable.)

Torching is out of the question. That and one third of the land is Aonghus's ultimate refuge asset, now that Covid has done an absolute number on the Frankfurter pot.

Why else do think he is back here?

ShatterAlan · 02-09-2020 10:32AM

Arranged for a drug dealer to be in attendance, did he? You really ought to put a bit more effort into your spoofs.

jimgoose · 02-09-2020 10:33AM

There was hussies dancing like wild animals in the moonlight outside Helen's Bar in Kilmackillogue the weekend, after a feed a' stout and mussels boiled in seawater. Witchcraft, I tells ye!!

jimgoose · 02-09-2020 10:33AM

ShatterAlan wrote: »

Arranged for a drug dealer to be in attendance, did he? You really ought to put a bit more effort into your spoofs.

I assume you just send your local fella an RSVP?

Plumbthedepths · 02-09-2020 10:34AM

Only two days ago another lad was wondering about how to report a wedding if 75 taking place in a home setting.
Increase of curtain twitching continues to rise.

Allinall · 02-09-2020 03:02PM

Plumbthedepths wrote: »

Only two days ago another lad was wondering about how to report a wedding if 75 taking place in a home setting.
Increase of curtain twitching continues to rise.

Phil Hogan must be turning in his pensions.

freshpopcorn · 02-09-2020 03:33PM

I'd say if the Gardaí did take action on this matter people will discuss who was told, etc. If your name was mentioned I'd say they know it was you OP.
Also remember this is little Ireland and not a big German city that your used to.
If your coming home at Christmas OP. You might get a kicking of lads in bootcut jeans.

dxhound2005 · 02-09-2020 03:42PM

I'm speculating on what the brothers and sisters names might be. Perhaps Ferdinand and Isabella.

ablelocks · 02-09-2020 03:47PM

Errashareesh wrote: »

To "annoy" people/"provoke" a "reaction", as it were.

it's working, very well indeed. so much so, i'm considering putting "him/her/it" on the "ignore" list. never done it to anyone before (and I don't want to) but the continued overuse of "" for "so-called" "emphasis" makes me want to "bash" my head against the "proverbial wall"

FintanMcluskey · 02-09-2020 03:50PM

dxhound2005 wrote: »

I'm speculating on what the brothers and sisters names might be. Perhaps Ferdinand and Isabella.

I hope Isabella is not the kind who drinks pints of cider while playing pool in the local pub on a Tuesday night, tattoos on each ankle and lower back, peroxide blonde hair and talking about which of the Galway hurler's could give her one

Gregor Samsa · 02-09-2020 03:50PM

ablelocks wrote: »

it's working, very well indeed. so much so, i'm considering putting "him/her/it" on the "ignore" list. never done it to anyone before (and I don't want to) but the continued overuse of "" for "so-called" "emphasis" makes me want to "bash" my head against the "proverbial wall"

It's amazing how a few pixels can get people so worked up.

pjdarcy · 02-09-2020 03:55PM

I would suggest that you just lock the shed OP but let's be honest, the shed doesn't exist does it...

Feisar · 02-09-2020 04:07PM

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

It's amazing how a few pixels can get people so worked up.

Not really worked up. If someone wrote with CapsLock on all the time it'd be called out. Same sort of thing.

partyguinness · 02-09-2020 04:08PM

OP,

Your brother is winding you up. He knows what a tight ass miserable git you are. In fact, he is reading this thread and laughing his bollocks off.

freshpopcorn · 02-09-2020 04:09PM

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partyguinness · 02-09-2020 04:10PM

Who the fcuk has "raves" now anyway? That is so 1992.

Need to dust off the X Worx baggy jeans, curtain hair style and lash on the Clearasil.

daheff · 02-09-2020 04:16PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Does this field have road frontage?

more importantly, does his sister .......asking for a 'friend'

Church on Tuesday · 02-09-2020 05:06PM

You snitch you and your own flesh and blood too.

02-09-2020 05:09PM

Walter von Schmitty tweaking the online persona for maximum impact. Impeccably outrageous.

Hangdogroad · 02-09-2020 05:12PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Don’t see what’s satirical about it. Strong notes of tosspot off it though.

OP, ring the Feds, say who you are, tell them to call down to your brother saying they got a tip off up town, and that they want him tucked up in bed by 9PM on Saturday.

The Feds bruv?

Capt'n Midnight · 02-09-2020 09:13PM

I still not convinced that The Police would be the best band to get for a 'massive rave'.

Gregor Samsa · 02-09-2020 09:17PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I still not convinced that The Police would be the best band to get for a 'massive rave'.

Actually, they’d be pretty good for a social distancing one:

“Don’t stand. Don’t stand so. Don’t stand so close to me!”

Alejandro68 · 02-09-2020 09:25PM

daheff wrote: »

more importantly, does his sister .......asking for a 'friend'

It is where the Wild Things are! As long as you have a lamp and guide rope, you will find it in the end.

Reporting a family member to the police.

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