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Worst/Best Radio Ads rerun edition!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Dickie10 wrote: »
    a few issues immediatly sprung to mind the minute i heard the OAKPARK rashers ad.
    granny Brett= good chance protestant name, therefore probabaly not small farmers, more like 250+ acres in Tipp which equals pretty much aristocracy back in the day.
    - sets them to growing barley to feed the pigs, this isnt 2 acres to feed 20 piggies, more like 150 acres to feed huge intensively farmed pigs in the hundreds, pretty much factory farming of 1920s probably a scale unknown at the time. this crowd are no small time operators no matter what spin the put on it.

    Now the two brothers if its them voices on the ad somethings up. One is happy/yappy, diddly idle doo accent. the other has Aiden Gillen crossed with Gerry Fish. I cant even make out what he says "... from feeeaa to fry up..." am i right in this or is it field anyway perhaps hes betraying the the aristocracy accent roots and giving the game away. definitly strange accents on both very litle Tipp there.


    You're reading a lot into this but I suspect you're wrong as a brief look at the 1911 census indicates that Brett is an RC name - not that it matters - and as for the accents having aristocratic roots....Lol...just a bogger accent. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,515 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Dickie10 wrote: »
    a few issues immediatly sprung to mind the minute i heard the OAKPARK rashers ad.
    granny Brett= good chance protestant name, therefore probabaly not small farmers, more like 250+ acres in Tipp which equals pretty much aristocracy back in the day.
    - sets them to growing barley to feed the pigs, this isnt 2 acres to feed 20 piggies, more like 150 acres to feed huge intensively farmed pigs in the hundreds, pretty much factory farming of 1920s probably a scale unknown at the time. this crowd are no small time operators no matter what spin the put on it.

    Now the two brothers if its them voices on the ad somethings up. One is happy/yappy, diddly idle doo accent. the other has Aiden Gillen crossed with Gerry Fish. I cant even make out what he says "... from feeeaa to fry up..." am i right in this or is it field anyway perhaps hes betraying the the aristocracy accent roots and giving the game away. definitly strange accents on both very litle Tipp there.

    They're voiceovers, very very few ads feature real people who actually work in the companies advertised, maybe poor old Rory from Nought, Nought, Nought, Nought.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,515 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Why do we have ads running currently for a golf nerd hotel and resort in Covid hotspot Catalunya of all places??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,023 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Is that the wedding guy from RTÉ giving us the Covid “low down” now? Yer man Franc.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,608 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    Is that the wedding guy from RTÉ giving us the Covid “low down” now? Yer man Franc.

    Jesus. I think on purpose they have given us a Hybrid Cork / Tipperary accent for these ad's....to identify with the common Irish countryman.

    By the way, has anyone ever heard Kieran Dineen on RTE Prime Time ?
    Not sure why this guy got the job, it certainly was not because of his accent.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,964 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Tesco have made the shitlist thanks to their foray into back-to-school ads featuring a manic mum. The worst part is that I heard it while listening to a podcast through Spotify. FFS, what's wrong with advertising below-the-belt shaving gear like every other podcast?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,608 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    An Post Insurance: another Cork / Tipperary Hybrid voice!

    Is this a trend now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭flazio


    Tesco have made the shitlist thanks to their foray into back-to-school ads featuring a manic mum. The worst part is that I heard it while listening to a podcast through Spotify. FFS, what's wrong with advertising below-the-belt shaving gear like every other podcast?!
    What sort of podcasts do you listen to that advertises pubic shaving material?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭The Mighty Quinn


    flazio wrote: »
    What sort of podcasts do you listen to that advertises pubic shaving material?

    I was listening to something lately and this ad came on, surprised at the openness of it. No harm I suppose!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,515 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Jesus. I think on purpose they have given us a Hybrid Cork / Tipperary accent for these ad's....to identify with the common Irish countryman.

    By the way, has anyone ever heard Kieran Dineen on RTE Prime Time ?
    Not sure why this guy got the job, it certainly was not because of his accent.

    Is that the "keep washin' dose hands" one?

    Thought he was the guy that did Bull Island.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,515 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Tesco have made the shitlist thanks to their foray into back-to-school ads featuring a manic mum. The worst part is that I heard it while listening to a podcast through Spotify. FFS, what's wrong with advertising below-the-belt shaving gear like every other podcast?!

    Dunnes Stores back to school with that awful percussion music...."Some are older, some are balder...no never!"
    Sounds more like balder than bolder.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,937 ✭✭✭Dickie10


    whats the purpose of the background "music"? yeah i couldnt make out bolder part for a long time, its feckin bacground noise, a lot of ads love noise for the sake of noise now


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Dickie10 wrote: »
    a few issues immediatly sprung to mind the minute i heard the OAKPARK rashers ad. granny Brett= good chance protestant name, therefore probabaly not small farmers, more like 250+ acres in Tipp which equals pretty much aristocracy back in the day. - sets them to growing barley to feed the pigs, this isnt 2 acres to feed 20 piggies, more like 150 acres to feed huge intensively farmed pigs in the hundreds, pretty much factory farming of 1920s probably a scale unknown at the time. this crowd are no small time operators no matter what spin the put on it.

    LOL, I enjoyed reading this. I hear they do have some Irish people working on the farm though.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Zonda999


    Dunnes Stores back to school with that awful percussion music...."Some are older, some are balder...no never!"
    Sounds more like balder than bolder.

    Hate that ad, "somme or smoll, others or tall":mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 930 ✭✭✭Daz_


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    "It hasn't gone away ya know, so....let's all keep cleaning those hens"

    Yeah and dont “for git” !


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭RINO87


    Niamh has gone very strict on the latest covid announcements altogether. Means business now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,937 ✭✭✭Dickie10


    Just expecting Niamh to blow a fuse in one of those ads yet, "For Fcuks sake whats wrong with you people......COVID19 IS HERE"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    There's a particularly annoying, utterly useless Ad at the moment for Sage (?) with some lad singing (?) some sort of rap (?) rubbish - mentions his daughter in it. Who pays for stuffh like this and whatever happened to the thing of having your product name all over your Ad otherwise it's useless.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,550 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    There's a particularly annoying, utterly useless Ad at the moment for Sage (?) with some lad singing (?) some sort of rap (?) rubbish - mentions his daughter in it. Who pays for stuffh like this and whatever happened to the thing of having your product name all over your Ad otherwise it's useless.

    Ah the only thing you need for an ad is Keith Duffy selling something he happened upon to jump on the covid bandwagon. Sure his voice will shift a few units.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,515 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    There's a particularly annoying, utterly useless Ad at the moment for Sage (?) with some lad singing (?) some sort of rap (?) rubbish - mentions his daughter in it. Who pays for stuffh like this and whatever happened to the thing of having your product name all over your Ad otherwise it's useless.

    Edgy street rap bloke wiv a Lahndon accent innit?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,608 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    RINO87 wrote: »
    Niamh has gone very strict on the latest covid announcements altogether. Means business now!

    Who's Niamh?


  • Posts: 3,656 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    There's a particularly annoying, utterly useless Ad at the moment for Sage (?) with some lad singing (?) some sort of rap (?) rubbish - mentions his daughter in it. Who pays for stuffh like this and whatever happened to the thing of having your product name all over your Ad otherwise it's useless.

    Jaysus its driving me mad!

    ..........................."I work hard, keep my head above water, for me, my customers and my daughter" :confused::confused: WTF, was this written by a 9 year old , like every line has to rhyme no matter how stupid it sounds?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭RINO87


    Who's Niamh?

    The VO lady for the covid ads played the Niamh character in fair city....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,608 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    RINO87 wrote: »
    The VO lady for the covid ads played the Niamh character in fair city....

    ..for sure??
    always wondered who she was.
    They way she pronounces "Available" as "Avalable":rolleyes:


  • Posts: 3,656 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    RINO87 wrote: »
    The VO lady for the covid ads played the Niamh character in fair city....

    its definitely not Niamh, this was discussed way back at the beginning of Covid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭RINO87


    Unless we are talking about different ads, its definetley her.
    https://www.voicebank.ie/artist/clelia-murphy

    ....either way, its just funny how they have gone from being "all in this together" to being a lot more authoritive.


  • Posts: 3,656 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    RINO87 wrote: »
    Unless we are talking about different ads, its definetley her.
    https://www.voicebank.ie/artist/clelia-murphy

    ....either way, its just funny how they have gone from being "all in this together" to being a lot more authoritive.

    I stand corrected :P

    funny I think they might realise the public mood has changed lately and a lot of people dont feel "we're still in this together" lark! So that's now been ommitted ;);)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,761 ✭✭✭endofrainbow


    That new ad for TJ O'Mahony's where they're getting the kids in the car to go to the plumbers, builder's providers etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,477 ✭✭✭chalkitdown1


    flazio wrote: »
    What sort of podcasts do you listen to that advertises pubic shaving material?

    Manscaped is a pretty common sponsor on a lot of podcasts lately.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,550 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Poor michael o muircheartaigh sounds like he has aged a lot :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,023 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Poor michael o muircheartaigh sounds like he has aged a lot :(

    He did turn 90 just yesterday.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭flazio


    Not sure I can take any radio advert with Covid advice seriously anymore if it ends with the line "supported by the Government of Ireland".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,550 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    He did turn 90 just yesterday.

    Aged a lot more from 3 years ago when he was 87


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,515 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    I stand corrected :P

    funny I think they might realise the public mood has changed lately and a lot of people dont feel "we're still in this together" lark! So that's now been ommitted ;);)

    They're also avoiding that despised word "cocooning".


  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭ifconfig


    Is it my imagination or is the Vision Express (English accented) advert - which finishes with South Doblin Dort nouveau money (we're ewe-pen) the same voice over as Covid public annoncement ... we're all in this together ?

    I heard the two back to back a few weeks ago and the tone was almost identical ... if it was a faux English accent that makes me squirm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,515 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Irish business luvvie and tightwad Pat Mc D advertising "de Plazas", Supermacs and "Peppa" Johns.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    its definitely not Niamh, this was discussed way back at the beginning of Covid.

    It is definitely Clelia Murphy. I'm 100%.

    The funniest thing about the ad at the moment is the "This message is supported by the Government" just after she has listed every single criteria that they have not adhered to at the Golf Society night out.

    They really should have pulled the "support by the Government" part of the ad for it to have any whit of credibility.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    That Virgin Media ad about the guy playing piano is just ridiculous. It's not funny, and just goes on forever, and barely makes mention of the product they are actually selling. What a waste of money.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,995 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    Talking of adverts that go on forever, there is a car one (is it Fiat?) that has terms and conditions at the end that are twice the length of the advert for the car.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,515 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    That Virgin Media ad about the guy playing piano is just ridiculous. It's not funny, and just goes on forever, and barely makes mention of the product they are actually selling. What a waste of money.

    Similar godawful one with a record breaking sausage maker of all things, crowbarring in a mention of Virgins (allegedly) high speed internet at the end.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,608 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    Reid's Direct ad:
    " 30% OOOOOOFF "


  • Registered Users Posts: 813 ✭✭✭Macdarack


    Virgin media advert about the champion sausage maker. Jesus christ.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,515 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    What's the point of the 123.ie "*sigh* still looking for a better jingle" ad?

    Also "ditch the instant coffee for a barista made flat white"????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭Zak Flaps


    I despise the ad for Tyre Source. Especially the dad's "oh that'd be tyre source" line.
    F*CK OFF!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭Cole


    The new Vodafone ads. That voice-over...curiossssity...ssssss everywhere


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,608 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    It is definitely Clelia Murphy. I'm 100%.

    The funniest thing about the ad at the moment is the "This message is supported by the Government" just after she has listed every single criteria that they have not adhered to at the Golf Society night out.

    They really should have pulled the "support by the Government" part of the ad for it to have any whit of credibility.


    I don't hear this ad anymore.
    It has been replaced by chirpy happy Cork/Tipperary hybrid male voice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Jaysus its driving me mad!

    ..........................."I work hard, keep my head above water, for me, my customers and my daughter" :confused::confused: WTF, was this written by a 9 year old , like every line has to rhyme no matter how stupid it sounds?
    I listen to Newstalk via Alexa and this ad comes on regularly... when I hear it I roar "Alexa! Mute!" :D:D

    I hate the Hyundai sponsored AA traffic updates. You have a nice piece of classical music then an electronic jingle. I will never hear "O Mio Babbino Caro" without thinking of that annoying jingle. P!ss off Hyundai.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    Just heard some ad. The voice over did sound like the bloody Bothar goat :eek: I was too shocked to register what they were advertising
    Shudders....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,515 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Cole wrote: »
    The new Vodafone ads. That voice-over...curiossssity...ssssss everywhere

    Your one prattling on about a mother's voice and child in the womb rubbish?
    The way she whispers/hisses annoys me, especially the word "voice".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,515 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Another annoyance, the smug and unfunny Dacia 'lighten your commute' series.


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