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Funny Names

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  • #62
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Mike Litoris.

    tee hee hee.


  • #63
    xoixo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭xoixo


    Friends went to school with a Richard Nixon.


  • #64
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    Worked with a Korean girl in New York. Her name was Suk Mee Man.


  • #65
    mathie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    jackiebaron wrote: »
    Worked with a Korean girl in New York. Her name was Suk Mee Man.

    Did you oblige?


  • #66
    gloomyhorizons
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭gloomyhorizons


    I was at school with a girl called Rhia (Ree-a) Lyddiat


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  • #67
    baltimore sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 483 ✭✭baltimore sun


    gay byrne


  • #68
    Retrovertigo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 497 ✭✭Retrovertigo


    Many moons ago while working for a telecom company we had an African customer called 'God Knows'. Thoroughly enjoyed those phone calls.


  • #69
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    FearDark wrote: »
    Mike Litoris.

    tee hee hee.


    That man must have some amazing chat up lines.


  • #70
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,367 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    I was in college once with Laurie Driver


  • #71
    scientific1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    I know this guy called **** ****face bitch bastard.


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  • #72
    Karmafaerie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,871 ✭✭✭Karmafaerie


    Manmeat Cable.

    I kid you not.


  • #73
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Karmafaerie wrote: »
    Manmeat Cable.

    I kid you not.

    Again, another great chat up line opener.


  • #74
    EmacB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭EmacB


    My friends brother is called Ivor Ashe


    (say in out loud)


  • #75
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I think I made this one up :cool:

    Irish Porn star ..

    Tabitha Murning

    Stop groaning :p


  • #76
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I think I made this one up :cool:

    Irish Porn star ..

    Tabitha Murning

    Stop groaning :p

    If I ever go bankrupt and have to resort to porn or stripping, I'm robbing that!


  • #77
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    If you ever get a chance look at the end credits of Buffy The Vampire Slayer. The score is by Thomas Wanker and the post production supervisor (whatever that is) is called Brian Wankum.


  • #78
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There is a female German skier called Fanny Chmelar (pronounced smeller).

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Chmelar


  • #79
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Conor OH! wrote: »
    i used to work in a call centre and the peoples names would show up on screen when they rang in. sometimes you'd get some hilarious names pop up on screen, and just wondered if anyone has come across any unfortunate names or just ridiculous ones... :D:D

    some of the ones i saw were

    Fanny Fuchs :eek::pac:

    and recently came across this (haha, wont actually let the link work cos the word "cvnt" is in it)!!

    http://www.your-family-history.com/c/****-family-history.php

    I worked there too... or somewhere similar.
    Used to keep a list, gave list to friend, never got it back.
    That list was gold. :mad:


  • #80
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    My best friend used to work for an international airline, and he once hired an Asian person named Chai Pon... which in a Chinese accent sounds a little like Child Porn... rather an unfortunate name!


  • #81
    Contessa Raven
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Contessa Raven


    I worked in DCC a few years ago as a summer temp and one of my jobs was to post invoices out to people for various things. One of the people I had to send an invoice to was William Ankers. Could not stop laughing! :D


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  • #82
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    Larianne wrote: »
    Hedda Dick.

    And her Aunt - Henrietta


  • #83
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Cardinal Sin:D

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_Sin


  • #84
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    I came (fnar) upon this one today

    Oliver Gee

    Not just a bit :o


  • #85
    north cider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23 ✭north cider


    I worked in a pub and on a thursday, we would cash cheques for various regulars. There was this guy i knew that drank there and i knew him as Richard. Now the thing was he was a screaming queen, he was gay !!! one particular thursday, he handed me a cheque to cash for him, now i never knew his second name until i took that cheque that day !! His name was Richard Pullen !!!! And whats short for richard, DICK !!! i couldn't keep a straight face !!! LMAO !!! never more aptly named guy !!!


  • #86
    CucaFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 965 ✭✭✭CucaFace


    mojesius wrote: »
    The worst I saw in my call centre days was 'Cockburn'. I can't remember his 1st name, think it was something normal like 'Dave'.

    Seen an email one day from a guy in our UK office called Richard Cockburn.

    At least his parents had a good sense of humour.


  • #87
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,712 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Just seen on Facebook a woman with surname Cockman.


  • #88
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 13,475 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Knew a guy with Surname - Dickason
    There is a lady here called Dot Ball. I have her business card in my wallet still.
    My cousin works with a Dr. Assman in Montreal.

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



  • #89
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 13,475 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Karmafaerie wrote: »
    Manmeat Cable.

    I kid you not.

    Manmeet is a common enough Indian name. I know 2.

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



  • #90
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,440 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Juan Kerr


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  • #91
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,139 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    When my dad was a kid, he knew a guy called Tony Heartnut.

    They used to do this “hilarious” thing where they’d work their way from their feet to their head saying the syllables of his name:

    Toe
    Knee
    Heart
    Nut (head, not testicle - that would have involved going back the other way, and would also have been a sin to gesture towards.)

    It’s the kind of thing that passed as funny when comedy was rationed during World War II.

    I knew an English guy called Mike Hunt. Even my mother found that one funny.


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