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Your Red Chair Story

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  • #62
    gogo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭gogo


    ShatterAlan wrote: »
    A hole in your fcuking sock?


    You could have broken your bloody neck.

    I’ve been raised on the clean underwear/hit by a car protocol.. Irish mammies mantra

    Underwear included socks in my house


  • #63
    Sam Hain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,319 ✭✭✭Sam Hain


    The Davestator wrote: »
    I was a Spinning Instructor in 1997 and my normally interactive regulars weren't giving me any in one particular class. Being the professional I am, I powered on for another 15 or 20 minutes.

    Until one member, looked up, made contact and said 'your dick is out'

    So, I knew and they knew, but nothing was said. Ever.

    Surely, spinning instructors are born without dicks.


  • #64
    trashcan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭trashcan


    endacl wrote: »
    I’m not telling my oily flute story again. People would say I’ve been milking it...

    Milking an oily flute, sounds messy :P


    My most embarrassing story is the time I was staying in a hotel in Brussels on a work trip some years ago. The safe, which was just inside the door, wouldn't lock, so I went down to reception, and a porter came back up with me. He fixed it, so all good. It was at floor level so I kneeled down to open it, when the door opened and a middle aged couple walked in, wondering what the hell I was doing in their room about to interfere with their safe. Turns out we had gotten off on the floor below mine (my room was just beside the lift) and the porter had let me into someone else's room. I hadn't gone far enough into the room to suss that it wasn't mine. Cue much embarrassment, and a trip down to reception to explain to this poor couple what had happened.


  • #65
    the purple tin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    Go on, you can walk limp :)
    :(


  • #66
    HildaOgdenx
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 9,032 Mod ✭✭✭✭HildaOgdenx


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    I met this woman on a night out when I was about 19.
    We got on fine and she came back to my my place for a bit of fun. We added one another on Facebook, etc..
    A few weeks later I bumped into her again in the same place, had a few drinks but it was hard to hear in the club and went back to my place. There was the odd thing said that slightly didn’t add up.
    The next morning she started on about adding her on Facebook and I was like I thought I already did that.
    Then it dawned on me. That they were twin sisters.
    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    No way, that did NOT happen..

    No. Except in an episode of Friends. :D


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  • #67
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,282 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    HildaOgdenx wrote: »
    No. Except in an episode of Friends. :D

    I was never really into friends but it did happen.
    I put it down to my brutal eye sight and been very drunk.


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