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Do you know anybody who’s a simp?

  • 20-06-2020 08:52PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 98 ✭✭


    Do they justify it, or is it a guilty secret?

    Or cucks?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    What's a "Simp"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,796 ✭✭✭KungPao


    What's a "Simp"?

    It’s something an American or simpleton would say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    What's a "Simp"?

    I wonder does he mean a "gimp " ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Eduard Khil


    These new words are just awful I'm barely keeping up with what's ok to say anymore.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,167 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Oasis or Blur?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭gipi


    blade1 wrote: »
    Oasis or Blur?

    Daddy or chips?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭shaveAbullock


    blade1 wrote: »
    Oasis or Blur?

    Pulp


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,801 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    Strongly suspect "simps" are people who ask stupid questions like "do you know anybody who's a simp?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,796 ✭✭✭KungPao


    gipi wrote: »
    Daddy or chips?

    Biscuit or cake?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭posturingpat


    Heard about this simp thing a few weeks back, something about stupidly idolising mediocre pussy or something like that.
    My understanding is its basically a lad that will do anything for a woman and let any woman treat him like **** in the hope of getting the ride/keep getting the ride.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,662 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Ah if I've googled it right, it seems to be a guy who is under the thumb of someone he's hoping to date \ sleep with...

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,208 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Apparently it’s this...

    “Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.”

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simp


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭shaveAbullock


    Heard about this simp thing a few weeks back, something about stupidly idolising mediocre pussy or something like that.
    My understanding is its basically a lad that will do anything for a woman and let any woman treat him like **** in the hope of getting the ride/keep getting the ride.

    I think some simps are also cucks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    I wonder does he mean a "gimp " ?

    Or wimp?

    Or a member of a Simpsons fan club?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭shaveAbullock


    Or wimp?

    Or a member of a Simpsons fan club?

    I believe a simp is a pussy that looks like homer Simpsons mouth, you should google image it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 98 ✭✭Macytoby


    What's a "Simp"?

    Somebody who buys naked pictures from girls on onlyfans.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭posturingpat


    I think some simps are also cucks.

    Yeah that's the one. Was trying to think of the other word.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,642 ✭✭✭auspicious


    If all simps are gimps and some gimps are cucks, are all cucks simps?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Heard about this simp thing a few weeks back, something about stupidly idolising mediocre pussy or something like that.
    My understanding is its basically a lad that will do anything for a woman and let any woman treat him like **** in the hope of getting the ride/keep getting the ride.

    A male feminist in other words.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,801 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    odyssey06 wrote: »
    Ah if I've googled it right, it seems to be a guy who is under the thumb of someone he's hoping to date \ sleep with...

    Suddenly interested where would one find such a person to date and berate?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,353 ✭✭✭basill


    Public libraries would be a good start.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Pulp

    Always prefered Suede myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Simps would generally struggle to maintain male friendships so I wouldn't know any. My friendships are generally strong traditional male types, so a Simp would probably get cut out early doors.


  • Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    Always prefered Suede myself.

    I've been listening to dog man star for the last month..

    What an album..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,451 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    I know a few ****, pricks, bastards, ****ers and the odd ****. But fortunately no cucks, simps, snowflakes etc. as I don't live in the sewers of the internet.

    🙈🙉🙊



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,292 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    I know some people who aren’t the brightest.
    I’d say I’m just a bit of an oddball tough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,645 ✭✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    r/simps


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    r/simps

    Assuming it’s an exercise in mass projection.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    imma simp when i wanna be


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  • Posts: 2,264 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Stuff like this being given oxygen is a joke. Boot the troll.


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