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The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

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  • #2582
    Silent Running
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,832 ✭✭✭Silent Running


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Damage to Lada: at most €5
    Damage to Merc: at least €5000

    PS: they're Moscow registered. :P

    If you already have the scratch remover... cost €0 :D


  • #2583
    Pawwed Rig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,451 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Mr Crispy wrote: »
    Re: map. I just assumed they were made up place names for the Dacia ads on Dave. But no, Brokenwind and Wetwang are real... Ya learn something new every day on here.

    There is a place called Bastardstown in Wexford. There used to be a whole thread of funny Irish placenames


  • #2584
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    There is a place called Bastardstown in Wexford. There used to be a whole thread of funny Irish placenames
    Very near Horetown.


  • #2585
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,282 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Manach wrote: »
    https://babylonbee.com/img/articles/article-6206-art5ec58c32f1a10.jpg


    Maleman ?

    There is only one alternative for Letter Carrier




    YTpE79q.jpg


  • #2586
    New Home
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    7530_0225_800.png

    Utterly evil and utterly genius.

    1 Bitcoin is about $9100, according to this: https://blockonomi.com/bitcoin-price/

    Oracle's price list can be found here, in case people were wondering.


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  • #2587
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    Thump, thump, clap????


  • #2588
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Gloomtastic! wrote: »
    Thump, thump, clap????

    We Will Rock You.


  • #2589
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    quickbeam wrote: »
    We Will Rock You.

    It just clicked, thanks! :)


  • #2590
    dulpit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,661 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    I see we have another trump fan in ylyl. That's 3 I count now...


  • #2591
    Pawwed Rig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,451 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    dulpit wrote: »
    I see we have another trump fan in ylyl. That's 3 I count now...

    I don't think not supporting Joe Biden necessarily makes you a Trump fan. It is like saying if you didn't support Corben then you support Boris. The world is not black and white


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  • #2592
    ganmo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭ganmo


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    I don't think not supporting Joe Biden necessarily makes you a Trump fan. It is like saying if you didn't support Corben then you support Boris. The world is not black and white

    With american politics it is, unfortunately


  • #2593
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,282 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    The world is not black and white
    Of course not.


    It's red or blue.


  • #2594
    Professor Moriarty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,394 ✭✭✭✭Professor Moriarty


    The naked girl in the photo in post #4412 on the YLYL thread was burnt so severely that doctors assumed she would die when she was assessed in hospital.


  • #2595
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,872 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Professor Moriarty wrote: »
    The naked girl in the photo in post #4412 on the YLYL thread was burnt so severely that doctors assumed she would die when she was assessed in hospital.

    Post removed thankfully, nothing funny about that at all.


  • #2596
    Pawwed Rig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,451 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    ganmo wrote: »
    With american politics it is, unfortunately

    No it isn't. I think they're both bad choices for president of the US. Equally in 2016 I saw 2 poor candidates but there are a good few Democrats and Republicans that imo would make excellent presidents.


  • #2597
    Pawwed Rig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,451 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Professor Moriarty wrote: »
    The naked girl in the photo in post #4412 on the YLYL thread was burnt so severely that doctors assumed she would die when she was assessed in hospital.

    It was one of the first posts in the photos that shook the world thread which I would recommend to anyone. IMO it was the best thread ever in this forum*. Warning though some of the photos are extremely graphic and quite horrific.


    *except for man gets hit by train thread of course. RIP


  • #2598
    New Home
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    Pawwed Rig wrote: »

    *except for man gets hit by train thread of course. RIP

    You just had to bring that up again, didn't you?! Haven't we been traumatised enough?


  • #2599
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 43,149 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    whats this about? :confused:
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=113541829&postcount=4435


  • #2600
    josip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,843 ✭✭✭✭josip


    Seth Brundle wrote: »
    whats this about? :confused:
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=113541829&postcount=4435


    "Sean Fear" is Irish for Old Man
    "Sean Bean" is Irish for Old Woman

    I suspect the poster wanted "Seán Fear/Bean", but in leaving out the fada, they inadvertently altered the meaning of the first word and the humour.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Bean


  • #2601
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    What's the story with the Specsavers/Barnard Castle??? :confused:


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  • #2602
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    What's the story with the Specsavers/Barnard Castle??? :confused:

    Dominic Cummings, Boris' leader, took his family on a day trip to Barnard Castle, against government restrictions.

    He said it was to prove to his wife that his eyesight was good enough.

    Or something like that.......:rolleyes:


  • #2603
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,872 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    What's the story with the Specsavers/Barnard Castle??? :confused:

    After cummins was well enough to go to.work he reckons his eyes were a bit "iffy" (for want of a better word.

    So to test this and ensure it was safe enough for him to drive back to London (5 hour journey) he loaded his wife and 4 year old into the car and did a 1 hour round trip to make sure he wouldnt crash.


  • #2604
    GrumpyMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,195 ✭✭✭GrumpyMe


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    After cummins was well enough to go to.work he reckons his eyes were a bit "iffy" (for want of a better word.

    So to test this and ensure it was safe enough for him to drive back to London (5 hour journey) he loaded his wife and 4 year old into the car and did a 1 hour round trip to make sure he wouldnt crash.


    Sounds like a "4 year old's" excuse:rolleyes:


  • #2605
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,872 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    GrumpyMe wrote: »
    Sounds like a "4 year old's" excuse:rolleyes:

    Anything to cling to power


  • #2606
    Pawwed Rig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,451 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Nothing like testing safety theories out on a 4 year old.

    Gas the stories these guys make up. When they are making them up in the room with their PR guys you would think they could have come up with a more convincing lie


  • #2607
    josip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,843 ✭✭✭✭josip


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=113548786&postcount=4452

    "You hold him down and I'll sh1t on him"


  • #2608
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 78,410 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Ah, give the poor man a break... he had to think on his feet, see? He had already used the "The dog ate my homework" before and was out of material.


  • #2609
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,704 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    acgD1Go.jpg

    what's going on?


  • #2610
    Mellor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,416 ✭✭✭✭Mellor


    Quantum Erasure wrote: »
    what's going on?

    https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/4nonblondes/whatsup.html


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  • #2611
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 78,410 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Whooosh?


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