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    #92
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    There's probably a separate video for the night game. I wonder is there another video for bus stops.
    or brunch :pac:

    Dudes to secret to unlock it all ..PRETEND YOU ARE RICH AND LIVE NEXT DOOR TO BONO!:pac:


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    #93
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,338 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    posturingpat wrote: »
    So how do we go about the whole reproduction thing? Is there going to be designated places and times men are allowed approach women?

    How have you managed to escape this information for so long? No closer than two metres at any time. And wash your hands.


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    #94
    Moshman
    Registered Users Posts: 86 ✭✭Moshman


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    I don't think I will fall in love again.

    In life a so so er.

    Hope you're a 98yo spinster, or I hope you're wrong....


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    #95
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users Posts: 16,085 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    That's not true, if I fancy a man I don't want the consolation prize of friendship.

    Not even with benefits?:P


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    #96
    Charles Babbage
    Registered Users Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭Charles Babbage


    Public transport

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFPu83ggTlM


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    #97
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,554 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Loafing Oaf wrote: »
    Not even with benefits?:P

    No, feelings would eventually get in the way. Casual sex isn't for me at all.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #98
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    JuneMoon7 wrote: »
    Dont approach women waiting on a bus. That is bordering on confrontational and frankly, most women would find that threatening and creepy.

    There was a thread on the go a good few years back and the gist of it was that the op was trying to initiate a conversation with some girl on the bus. She was staring out the window basically pretending not to notice, he was determined though so she took the extra measure of putting earphones in. The lovestruck op was relentless in his attempts to woo the fair maiden however and wasn't fazed by her polite rejections. He then upped his game and YANKED the f*ckin things out of her head, got up in her face and goes 'Hi I'm *John I saw you when I got on the bus and couldn't help but notice youve got beautiful/gorgeous/amazing.. eyes/arse/tits. At this point yer one, presumably terrified told him in no uncertain terms to **** off. Well the op was seemingly very upset by this and took to After Hours to let off steam resulting in one of the funniest threads I've ever read.


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    #99
    corks finest
    Registered Users Posts: 8,648 ✭✭✭corks finest


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    There was a thread on the go a good few years back and the gist of it was that the op was trying to initiate a conversation with some girl on the bus. She was staring out the window basically pretending not to notice, he was determined though so she took the extra measure of putting earphones in. The lovestruck op was relentless in his attempts to woo the fair maiden however and wasn't fazed by her polite rejections. He then upped his game and YANKED the f*ckin things out of her head, got up in her face and goes 'Hi I'm *John I saw you when I got on the bus and couldn't help but notice youve got beautiful/gorgeous/amazing.. eyes/arse/tits. At this point yer one, presumably terrified told him in no uncertain terms to **** off. Well the op was seemingly very upset by this and took to After Hours to let off steam resulting in one of the funniest threads I've ever read.

    He should move to Carrigaline,as the monsters,and they are the biggest" Wans" I've ever come across , would be delighted at a bit of attention


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    #100
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    corks finest wrote: »
    He should move to Carrigaline,as the monsters,and they are the biggest" Wans" I've ever come across , would be delighted at a bit of attention

    Duly noted ;)
    I'm fairly familiar with Carrigaline meself. Never noticed that lol. If anything the only attention I got was due to my accent, t'wasnt positive attention either. Attention is attention though I suppose...


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    #101
    JuneMoon7
    Registered Users Posts: 83 ✭✭JuneMoon7


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    There was a thread on the go a good few years back and the gist of it was that the op was trying to initiate a conversation with some girl on the bus. She was staring out the window basically pretending not to notice, he was determined though so she took the extra measure of putting earphones in. The lovestruck op was relentless in his attempts to woo the fair maiden however and wasn't fazed by her polite rejections. He then upped his game and YANKED the f*ckin things out of her head, got up in her face and goes 'Hi I'm *John I saw you when I got on the bus and couldn't help but notice youve got beautiful/gorgeous/amazing.. eyes/arse/tits. At this point yer one, presumably terrified told him in no uncertain terms to **** off. Well the op was seemingly very upset by this and took to After Hours to let off steam resulting in one of the funniest threads I've ever read.

    He was either joking, or is currently in jail.


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    #102
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 13,470 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Thread title reminds me of some old educational film from National Geographic, "ways to approach a wild animal" .... Interestingly, the advice is sound either way ;)

    "Let them approach you rather than you racing up to them. Always move slowly, so you don't startle them. If they growl, stop touching them, and move away!" :eek:


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    #103
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    corks finest wrote: »
    He should move to Carrigaline,as the monsters,and they are the biggest" Wans" I've ever come across , would be delighted at a bit of attention

    I lived in Carrigaline for five years... Odd place regarding women... Sometimes during the summer, there'd be absolute stunners, and then, for the remainder of the year, not so much. My house is in the outskirts of Carrigaline, and there are some good looking women in the same estate.

    It's just like anywhere really. There's a wide range regarding attractiveness.


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    #104
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    There was a thread on the go a good few years back and the gist of it was that the op was trying to initiate a conversation with some girl on the bus. She was staring out the window basically pretending not to notice, he was determined though so she took the extra measure of putting earphones in. The lovestruck op was relentless in his attempts to woo the fair maiden however and wasn't fazed by her polite rejections. He then upped his game and YANKED the f*ckin things out of her head, got up in her face and goes 'Hi I'm *John I saw you when I got on the bus and couldn't help but notice youve got beautiful/gorgeous/amazing.. eyes/arse/tits. At this point yer one, presumably terrified told him in no uncertain terms to **** off. Well the op was seemingly very upset by this and took to After Hours to let off steam resulting in one of the funniest threads I've ever read.

    I think that chap is still in prison or some mental institution


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    #105
    mr_fegelien
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,483 ✭✭✭mr_fegelien


    Kylta wrote: »
    I think that chap is still in prison or some mental institution

    I've been in St John of God's in Stillorgan so there's a possibility that in the future, that'll be me.


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    #106
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    There was a thread on the go a good few years back and the gist of it was that the op was trying to initiate a conversation with some girl on the bus. She was staring out the window basically pretending not to notice, he was determined though so she took the extra measure of putting earphones in. The lovestruck op was relentless in his attempts to woo the fair maiden however and wasn't fazed by her polite rejections. He then upped his game and YANKED the f*ckin things out of her head, got up in her face and goes 'Hi I'm *John I saw you when I got on the bus and couldn't help but notice youve got beautiful/gorgeous/amazing.. eyes/arse/tits. At this point yer one, presumably terrified told him in no uncertain terms to **** off. Well the op was seemingly very upset by this and took to After Hours to let off steam resulting in one of the funniest threads I've ever read.

    It wasn't the bus , it was the LUAS, the stuck up fcuk over reacted and then some ol bloke started being a Braveheart and started acting the bollix saying I had to get off the LUAS now.


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    #107
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    mr_fegelien wrote: »
    I've been in St John of God's in Stillorgan so there's a possibility that in the future, that'll be me.

    Don't worry maybe the girl at the bus stop will give you a visit. Hey you might even live happily ever after. God I love fairy tales


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    #108
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    corner of hells wrote: »
    It wasn't the bus , it was the LUAS, the stuck up fcuk over reacted and then some ol bloke started being a Braveheart and started acting the bollix saying I had to get off the LUAS now.

    Seriously if that was you! I'm curious what was going through your head when everything went pear-shaped?


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    #109
    Corona20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 91 ✭✭Corona20


    I find that very attractive in a man.
    That confidence is very sexy.
    I have been approached and cards laid clearly on the table and regardless of wether or not I am attracted to that person I think well good for you anyway and we'd normally have a laugh anyway.
    Ireland needs more of this.


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    #110
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,275 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Kylta wrote: »
    I think that chap is still in prison or some mental institution

    was he banned???


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    #111
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,338 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    There was a thread on the go a good few years back and the gist of it was that the op was trying to initiate a conversation with some girl on the bus. She was staring out the window basically pretending not to notice, he was determined though so she took the extra measure of putting earphones in. The lovestruck op was relentless in his attempts to woo the fair maiden however and wasn't fazed by her polite rejections. He then upped his game and YANKED the f*ckin things out of her head, got up in her face and goes 'Hi I'm *John I saw you when I got on the bus and couldn't help but notice youve got beautiful/gorgeous/amazing.. eyes/arse/tits. At this point yer one, presumably terrified told him in no uncertain terms to **** off. Well the op was seemingly very upset by this and took to After Hours to let off steam resulting in one of the funniest threads I've ever read.

    I rememner thay thread! Good times, but not as bad as the one where the fella tried to track down some girl from an ad (or was it a TV prog?)


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    #112
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    kowloon wrote: »
    I rememner thay thread! Good times, but not as bad as the one where the fella tried to track down some girl from an ad (or was it a TV prog?)
    Or the guy that shagged a girl in a field and then left her there and got a taxi home. That was a good one.


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    #113
    JuneMoon7
    Registered Users Posts: 83 ✭✭JuneMoon7


    corner of hells wrote: »
    It wasn't the bus , it was the LUAS, the stuck up fcuk over reacted and then some ol bloke started being a Braveheart and started acting the bollix saying I had to get off the LUAS now.

    Yeah the very fact that you curse the poor girl and refer to the decent man trying to protect her in those terms, and the very fact that youre too ignorant to take the hint and take NO for an answer says everything you need to know about you. I wouldnt want to meet you on a dark night, im serious. You sound deranged and a danger to women.


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    #114
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    There was a thread on the go a good few years back and the gist of it was that the op was trying to initiate a conversation with some girl on the bus. She was staring out the window basically pretending not to notice, he was determined though so she took the extra measure of putting earphones in. The lovestruck op was relentless in his attempts to woo the fair maiden however and wasn't fazed by her polite rejections. He then upped his game and YANKED the f*ckin things out of her head, got up in her face and goes 'Hi I'm *John I saw you when I got on the bus and couldn't help but notice youve got beautiful/gorgeous/amazing.. eyes/arse/tits. At this point yer one, presumably terrified told him in no uncertain terms to **** off. Well the op was seemingly very upset by this and took to After Hours to let off steam resulting in one of the funniest threads I've ever read.

    Is there a link to this? I’d love to read this or any of the aforementioned threads.


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    #115
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Is there a link to this? I’d love to read this or any of the aforementioned threads.
    I couldn't find the field shagging one but here's a classic thread. Strange one night stands.

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056933273


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    #116
    corks finest
    Registered Users Posts: 8,648 ✭✭✭corks finest


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Is there a link to this? I’d love to read this or any of the aforementioned threads.

    Same


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    #117
    corks finest
    Registered Users Posts: 8,648 ✭✭✭corks finest


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    Duly noted ;)
    I'm fairly familiar with Carrigaline meself. Never noticed that lol. If anything the only attention I got was due to my accent, t'wasnt positive attention either. Attention is attention though I suppose...

    Yeah the women ( loose description)down here are on the v large (ok feck it in going all out here-OBESE) variety , say they're our trapping men all night,,,,,,, ,I escaped so far,,,,,, only just


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    #118
    anewme
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    corks finest wrote: »
    Yeah the women ( loose description)down here are on the v large (ok feck it in going all out here-OBESE) variety , say they're our trapping men all night,,,,,,, ,I escaped so far,,,,,, only just

    You are definitely Cork's finest!


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    #119
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,338 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Is there a link to this? I’d love to read this or any of the aforementioned threads.

    Not sure exactly which ones are in these but:

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin//showthread.php?t=2055792927

    and

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055791292

    Is Bubbles still a banned name?


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    #120
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Kylta wrote: »
    Seriously if that was you! I'm curious what was going through your head when everything went pear-shaped?

    Did you really believe me ?


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    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    JuneMoon7 wrote: »
    Yeah the very fact that you curse the poor girl and refer to the decent man trying to protect her in those terms, and the very fact that youre too ignorant to take the hint and take NO for an answer says everything you need to know about you. I wouldnt want to meet you on a dark night, im serious. You sound deranged and a danger to women.

    When I worked as an electrician, we used classify apprentices by wattage , it being the unit of power.
    It's also used to measure the level of light given of by a light bulb , so a 60 watt light bulb would give off a lot more light than 20watt light bulb , lighting being measured in lumens.
    So a smart intelligent apprentice would be called 100watt and a dim one , 10 watt.

    I shall call you 4 watt , cause you're not the brightest if you believed me and my story about the LUAS.


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