I'd love to go to college in the States for a year

Ubbquittious · 14-05-2020 08:56PM #1

College I mean. I think it would be awesome. Think about it, endless days chilling out in beautiful campuses with glorious sunshine beaming down on you. These colleges all receive billions in funding so I get to play with some experimental fusion reactors and million dolla oscilloscopes. Join a fraternity and get to have mad parties with punk rock music in the frat house, beer tastes like ass there but I'll ship over a pallet of Beamish to keep me going.

I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.

When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

Odhinn · 14-05-2020 08:58PM

Ubbquittious wrote: »

College I mean. I think it would be awesome. Think about it, endless days chilling out in beautiful campuses with glorious sunshine beaming down on you. These colleges all receive billions in funding so I get to play with some experimental fusion reactors and million dolla oscilloscopes. Join a fraternity and get to have mad parties with punk rock music in the frat house, beer tastes like ass there but I'll ship over a pallet of Beamish to keep me going.

I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.

When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

How do you plan paying for it?

Ubbquittious · 14-05-2020 08:59PM

Odhinn wrote: »

How do you plan paying for it?

Out of my back pocket

Just Be Confident Bro · 14-05-2020 08:59PM

I'm sorry but unless you're a Chad then this fantasy life of joining a frat and banging hot Stacies every night will be just that, a delusional fantasy.

EmmetSpiceland · 14-05-2020 09:00PM

Wrap before you tap.

Leg End Reject · 14-05-2020 09:01PM

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

I'm sorry but unless you're a Chad then this fantasy life of joining a frat and banging hot Stacies every night will be just that, a delusional fantasy.

Maybe he's just confident, bro?

Ubbquittious · 14-05-2020 09:01PM

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

I'm sorry but unless you're a Chad then this fantasy life of joining a frat and banging hot Stacies every night will be just that, a delusional fantasy.

I said nothing about banging. There might be a bang if I fcuk up with the auld fusion reactor though. Tis the States I want to go to not Chad

Schwiiing · 14-05-2020 09:04PM

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

I'm sorry but unless you're a Chad then this fantasy life of joining a frat and banging hot Stacies every night will be just that, a delusional fantasy.

Aware bruh.

Just Be Confident Bro · 14-05-2020 09:05PM

Ubbquittious wrote: »

I said nothing about banging. There might be a bang if I fcuk up with the auld fusion reactor though. Tis the States I want to go to not Chad

Sure, I believe you. In that case you'll be glad to know the American chicks will view you as the 'werid foregin guy who talks funny'.

You'll have as much status as the Indian computer programming students.

Ipso · 14-05-2020 09:06PM

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

I'm sorry but unless you're a Chad then this fantasy life of joining a frat and banging hot Stacies every night will be just that, a delusional fantasy.

We got a bad ass here.

Guy:Incognito · 14-05-2020 09:08PM

Ubbquittious wrote: »

Out of my back pocket

"How do you do fellow kids"

Ubbquittious · 14-05-2020 09:10PM

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

Sure, I believe you. In that case you'll be glad to know the American chicks will view you as the 'werid foregin guy who talks funny'.

You'll have as much status as the Indian computer programming students.

Ah no they digg the Irish fellas, get on fairly well with Statesian girls usually. Even in the unlikely event that they did all shun me that wouldn't worry me. The good weather, the lovely campus, the petrol V8 and the fusion reactor would more than make up for it

Your Face · 14-05-2020 09:21PM

Do it. Now.

LeYouth · 14-05-2020 09:23PM

I'd like to go to Florida. It would be nice and warm there.

But I'm definitely no Chad....maybe the Anti-Chad haha.

I wouldn't be interested in a Stacey neither. I tell you who's gorgeous though....Native American women! Did you see that girl from the Choctaw Nation on RTE the other day. She was positively shining!

kowloon · 14-05-2020 09:36PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Wrap before you tap.

Tap then unwrap, the chocolate orange code.

Odhinn wrote: »

How do you plan paying for it?

If the warm weather can be dropped you can get scholarships in Anchorage.

iamstop · 14-05-2020 10:07PM

Ubbquittious wrote: »

College I mean. I think it would be awesome. Think about it, endless days chilling out in beautiful campuses with glorious sunshine beaming down on you. These colleges all receive billions in funding so I get to play with some experimental fusion reactors and million dolla oscilloscopes. Join a fraternity and get to have mad parties with punk rock music in the frat house, beer tastes like ass there but I'll ship over a pallet of Beamish to keep me going.

I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.

When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

Don't forget the massshootings.

iamstop · 14-05-2020 10:07PM

Dupe post

Just Be Confident Bro · 14-05-2020 10:13PM

iamstop wrote: »

Don't forget the massshootings.

Op goes full Elliot Roger after one rejection too many...

Jurgen Klopp · 15-05-2020 12:16AM

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

Sure, I believe you. In that case you'll be glad to know the American chicks will view you as the 'werid foregin guy who talks funny'.

You'll have as much status as the Indian computer programming students.

Plot twist: the OP is a raging homo and bangs the arse raw off the Indian programming students

Poor Sanje thought he was gonna be learning python but little did he expect it was an Irish python he'd be staring at

ILoveYourVibes · 15-05-2020 02:40AM

Ubbquittious wrote: »

I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.

When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

Hmm i think a lot of them use family money. College is an upper class thing in the states.

SharpshooterTom · 15-05-2020 02:46AM

American women tend to prefer their own.

mossy95 · 15-05-2020 02:47AM

O HELL YE BROTHA BEAR U GOING TO THE QUAD LATER?

IM going to chase down some cherokee chicks on the trail of booze, you know they can get VERT!

ILoveYourVibes · 15-05-2020 02:47AM

ThomasFlynn wrote: »

American women tend to prefer their own.

Yep..they love women.

WoollyRedHat · 15-05-2020 02:48AM

iamstop wrote: »

Don't forget the massshootings.

I hear they're a big hit around campus.

ShatterAlan · 15-05-2020 03:36AM

Ubbquittious wrote: »

College I mean. I think it would be awesome. Think about it, endless days chilling out in beautiful campuses with glorious sunshine beaming down on you. These colleges all receive billions in funding so I get to play with some experimental fusion reactors and million dolla oscilloscopes. Join a fraternity and get to have mad parties with punk rock music in the frat house, beer tastes like ass there but I'll ship over a pallet of Beamish to keep me going.

I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.

When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

I say GO FOR IT.

Come back a year later, a year older, 40k in hock and nothing to show for it...except maybe you inject the word "like" into every third word.

Deja Boo · 15-05-2020 08:18AM

ShatterAlan wrote: »

I...
Come back a year later, a year older, 40k in hock and nothing to show for it...except maybe you inject the word "like" into every third word.

...and come back completely disillusioned, cos no such experience as what op is dreaming of exists in the states.

Thelonious Monk · 15-05-2020 08:52AM

For the most part they're a bunch of boring oddballs over there from my experience. It's not like de filims.

GreeBo · 15-05-2020 08:54AM

LeYouth wrote: »

I'd like to go to Florida. It would be nice and warm there.

But I'm definitely no Chad....maybe the Anti-Chad haha.

I wouldn't be interested in a Stacey neither. I tell you who's gorgeous though....Native American women! Did you see that girl from the Choctaw Nation on RTE the other day. She was positively shining!

Florida is disgusting in summer.
You need to narrow down your idea of "America" as California is not Cleveland.

irishguitarlad · 15-05-2020 09:16AM

OP has absorbed too much American movies.

LeYouth · 15-05-2020 09:44AM

GreeBo wrote: »

Florida is disgusting in summer.
You need to narrow down your idea of "America" as California is not Cleveland.

Just as disgusting as Ireland in winter.

RWCNT · 15-05-2020 10:01AM

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

Sure, I believe you. In that case you'll be glad to know the American chicks will view you as the 'werid foregin guy who talks funny'.

You'll have as much status as the Indian computer programming students.

Jesus, get a load of Billy Buzzkill over here.

I'd love to go to college in the States for a year

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