I'd love to go to college in the States for a year

Ubbquittious

College I mean. I think it would be awesome. Think about it, endless days chilling out in beautiful campuses with glorious sunshine beaming down on you. These colleges all receive billions in funding so I get to play with some experimental fusion reactors and million dolla oscilloscopes. Join a fraternity and get to have mad parties with punk rock music in the frat house, beer tastes like ass there but I'll ship over a pallet of Beamish to keep me going.



I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.


When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

Odhinn

Ubbquittious wrote: »

College I mean. I think it would be awesome. Think about it, endless days chilling out in beautiful campuses with glorious sunshine beaming down on you. These colleges all receive billions in funding so I get to play with some experimental fusion reactors and million dolla oscilloscopes. Join a fraternity and get to have mad parties with punk rock music in the frat house, beer tastes like ass there but I'll ship over a pallet of Beamish to keep me going.



I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.


When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

How do you plan paying for it?

Ubbquittious

Odhinn wrote: »

How do you plan paying for it?

Out of my back pocket

Just Be Confident Bro

I'm sorry but unless you're a Chad then this fantasy life of joining a frat and banging hot Stacies every night will be just that, a delusional fantasy.

EmmetSpiceland

Wrap before you tap.

Leg End Reject

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

I'm sorry but unless you're a Chad then this fantasy life of joining a frat and banging hot Stacies every night will be just that, a delusional fantasy.

Maybe he's just confident, bro?

Ubbquittious

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

I'm sorry but unless you're a Chad then this fantasy life of joining a frat and banging hot Stacies every night will be just that, a delusional fantasy.

I said nothing about banging. There might be a bang if I fcuk up with the auld fusion reactor though. Tis the States I want to go to not Chad

Schwiiing

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

I'm sorry but unless you're a Chad then this fantasy life of joining a frat and banging hot Stacies every night will be just that, a delusional fantasy.

Aware bruh.

Just Be Confident Bro

Ubbquittious wrote: »

I said nothing about banging. There might be a bang if I fcuk up with the auld fusion reactor though. Tis the States I want to go to not Chad

Sure, I believe you. In that case you'll be glad to know the American chicks will view you as the 'werid foregin guy who talks funny'.

You'll have as much status as the Indian computer programming students.

Ipso

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

I'm sorry but unless you're a Chad then this fantasy life of joining a frat and banging hot Stacies every night will be just that, a delusional fantasy.

We got a bad ass here.

Guy:Incognito

Ubbquittious wrote: »

Out of my back pocket

"How do you do fellow kids"

Ubbquittious

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

Sure, I believe you. In that case you'll be glad to know the American chicks will view you as the 'werid foregin guy who talks funny'.

You'll have as much status as the Indian computer programming students.

Ah no they digg the Irish fellas, get on fairly well with Statesian girls usually. Even in the unlikely event that they did all shun me that wouldn't worry me. The good weather, the lovely campus, the petrol V8 and the fusion reactor would more than make up for it

Your Face

Do it. Now.

LeYouth

I'd like to go to Florida. It would be nice and warm there.

But I'm definitely no Chad....maybe the Anti-Chad haha.

I wouldn't be interested in a Stacey neither. I tell you who's gorgeous though....Native American women! Did you see that girl from the Choctaw Nation on RTE the other day. She was positively shining!

kowloon

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Wrap before you tap.

Tap then unwrap, the chocolate orange code.

Odhinn wrote: »

How do you plan paying for it?

If the warm weather can be dropped you can get scholarships in Anchorage.

iamstop

Ubbquittious wrote: »

College I mean. I think it would be awesome. Think about it, endless days chilling out in beautiful campuses with glorious sunshine beaming down on you. These colleges all receive billions in funding so I get to play with some experimental fusion reactors and million dolla oscilloscopes. Join a fraternity and get to have mad parties with punk rock music in the frat house, beer tastes like ass there but I'll ship over a pallet of Beamish to keep me going.



I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.


When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

Don't forget the massshootings.

iamstop

Dupe post

Just Be Confident Bro

iamstop wrote: »

Don't forget the massshootings.

Op goes full Elliot Roger after one rejection too many...

Jurgen Klopp

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

Sure, I believe you. In that case you'll be glad to know the American chicks will view you as the 'werid foregin guy who talks funny'.

You'll have as much status as the Indian computer programming students.

Plot twist: the OP is a raging homo and bangs the arse raw off the Indian programming students

Poor Sanje thought he was gonna be learning python but little did he expect it was an Irish python he'd be staring at

ILoveYourVibes

Ubbquittious wrote: »

I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.


When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

Hmm i think a lot of them use family money. College is an upper class thing in the states.

SharpshooterTom

American women tend to prefer their own.

mossy95

O HELL YE BROTHA BEAR U GOING TO THE QUAD LATER?

IM going to chase down some cherokee chicks on the trail of booze, you know they can get VERT!

ILoveYourVibes

ThomasFlynn wrote: »

American women tend to prefer their own.

Yep..they love women.

WoollyRedHat

iamstop wrote: »

Don't forget the massshootings.

I hear they're a big hit around campus.

ShatterAlan

Ubbquittious wrote: »

College I mean. I think it would be awesome. Think about it, endless days chilling out in beautiful campuses with glorious sunshine beaming down on you. These colleges all receive billions in funding so I get to play with some experimental fusion reactors and million dolla oscilloscopes. Join a fraternity and get to have mad parties with punk rock music in the frat house, beer tastes like ass there but I'll ship over a pallet of Beamish to keep me going.



I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.


When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

I say GO FOR IT.


Come back a year later, a year older, 40k in hock and nothing to show for it...except maybe you inject the word "like" into every third word.

Deja Boo

ShatterAlan wrote: »

I...
Come back a year later, a year older, 40k in hock and nothing to show for it...except maybe you inject the word "like" into every third word.

...and come back completely disillusioned, cos no such experience as what op is dreaming of exists in the states.

Thelonious Monk

For the most part they're a bunch of boring oddballs over there from my experience. It's not like de filims.

GreeBo

LeYouth wrote: »

I'd like to go to Florida. It would be nice and warm there.

But I'm definitely no Chad....maybe the Anti-Chad haha.

I wouldn't be interested in a Stacey neither. I tell you who's gorgeous though....Native American women! Did you see that girl from the Choctaw Nation on RTE the other day. She was positively shining!

Florida is disgusting in summer.
You need to narrow down your idea of "America" as California is not Cleveland.

irishguitarlad

OP has absorbed too much American movies.

LeYouth

GreeBo wrote: »

Florida is disgusting in summer.
You need to narrow down your idea of "America" as California is not Cleveland.

Just as disgusting as Ireland in winter.

RWCNT

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

Sure, I believe you. In that case you'll be glad to know the American chicks will view you as the 'werid foregin guy who talks funny'.

You'll have as much status as the Indian computer programming students.

Jesus, get a load of Billy Buzzkill over here.

ShatterAlan

Ubbquittious wrote: »

College I mean. I think it would be awesome. Think about it, endless days chilling out in beautiful campuses with glorious sunshine beaming down on you. These colleges all receive billions in funding so I get to play with some experimental fusion reactors and million dolla oscilloscopes. Join a fraternity and get to have mad parties with punk rock music in the frat house, beer tastes like ass there but I'll ship over a pallet of Beamish to keep me going.



I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.


When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

Ever been to Seattle? How about Michigan, Minnesota, Illinois, Ohio, NY, Connecticut, Vermont, Massachusetts?


From November to about March you can expect to be wearing snow-shoes to your lectures.

ShatterAlan

Deja Boo wrote: »

...and come back completely disillusioned, cos no such experience as what op is dreaming of exists in the states.

Absolutely and American women are prudes. Sure they'll say "Gee, like I love your accent" but that's as far as it goes.



Better off to go to a college in the UK, preferably the midlands or North. You won't get the Fort Lauderdale weather but you'll get more ass than a toilet seat.

Edgware

irishguitarlad wrote: »

OP has absorbed too much American movies.

You reckon? Just wait till the D.A. brings you to the Grand Jury

corner of hells

Edgware wrote: »

You reckon? Just wait till the D.A. brings you to the Grand Jury

And you can hand in your gun and badge to the chief too.

Deja Boo

Edgware wrote: »

You reckon? Just wait till the D.A. brings you to the Grand Jury

not sure if op could... handle the truth :pac::pac::pac:

NSAman

Cant Ban The Dead wrote: »

Lol no. American chicks are the easiest ones out there. You must have been trying pick up girls in Mormon country or something.

It's his pick up line that he hates everything American that didn't get him anything.

American Girls are not easy, it takes time, finesse, lots of humour and a Burger King Coupon to get them to "put out"..;)

Ubbquittious

ShatterAlan wrote: »

Ever been to Seattle? How about Michigan, Minnesota, Illinois, Ohio, NY, Connecticut, Vermont, Massachusetts?


From November to about March you can expect to be wearing snow-shoes to your lectures.

I''ll avoid those so. Though I have been to a couple of them in the winter. Might aim for the Bible belt instead

Edgware

Ubbquittious wrote: »

I''ll avoid those so. Though I have been to a couple of them in the winter. Might aim for the Bible belt instead

Well as Granpaw Willie would say "if de cap don't fit it ain't yo cap"

Ubbquittious

ShatterAlan wrote: »

I say GO FOR IT.


Come back a year later, a year older, 40k in hock and nothing to show for it...except maybe you inject the word "like" into every third word.

This is what I'd be worried about. I could come back waving a degree from some posh place and nobody would give a damn. They'll take someone with more experience or someone who is better craic during the interview

Dr. Bre

Get the ride and get home

DanielODonnell

I've spoken to many young American men online and you will only get sex at college if you are 7/10 or above in looks, college girls are reserved for Chad or Tyrone. Many of them even told stories about how their Chad room mate would have sex in the room next to them or even in the same room as them whilst incel had to pretend to sleep. Yes you will get sex with your girlfriend if you have one but not casual sex with Beckies, also chances are your girlfriend would be getting pounded by a Tyrone behind your back anyway.

Don't be fooled by the idea that foreign women will like an Irish man, yes if you are handsome then an accent will just be a novelty charm but you needed the looks in the first place. Becky will always choose the good looking man even if he is from her own country.

So many people are blue pilled, they need to understand the brutal animalistic mating culture of society, it isn't some fairy tail where charismatic ogre can get the pretty girl. If ogre does get the girl then it is just a rare exception of the rule.

DanielODonnell

Ubbquittious wrote: »

Ah no they digg the Irish fellas, get on fairly well with Statesian girls usually. Even in the unlikely event that they did all shun me that wouldn't worry me. The good weather, the lovely campus, the petrol V8 and the fusion reactor would more than make up for it

Yes they may want you as a friend for a novelty but don't be surprised if they left your coffee date early when Chad pops up on tinder. You may have a chance with 4/10 women and below but all the average and good looking women crave Chad.

DanielODonnell

ShatterAlan wrote: »

Absolutely and American women are prudes. Sure they'll say "Gee, like I love your accent" but that's as far as it goes.



Better off to go to a college in the UK, preferably the midlands or North. You won't get the Fort Lauderdale weather but you'll get more ass than a toilet seat.

Only if you are good looking or at least average looking with a charasmatic persona. If you are an ugly autistic man the only ass you will be getting will be the 8/10 ass of an escort. Trust me I know from experience.

LeYouth

DanielODonnell wrote: »

I've spoken to many young American men online and you will only get sex at college if you are 7/10 or above in looks, college girls are reserved for Chad or Tyrone. Many of them even told stories about how their Chad room mate would have sex in the room next to them or even in the same room as them whilst incel had to pretend to sleep. Yes you will get sex with your girlfriend if you have one but not casual sex with Beckies, also chances are your girlfriend would be getting pounded by a Tyrone behind your back anyway.

Don't be fooled by the idea that foreign women will like an Irish man, yes if you are handsome then an accent will just be a novelty charm but you needed the looks in the first place. Becky will always choose the good looking man even if he is from her own country.

So many people are blue pilled, they need to understand the brutal animalistic mating culture of society, it isn't some fairy tail where charismatic ogre can get the pretty girl. If ogre does get the girl then it is just a rare exception of the rule.

What....County Tyrone. Basterds. They bloody well win everything. First Sam and now American women.

LeYouth

Dr. Bre wrote: »

Get the ride and get home

All the way to America for that!?!

TheBoyConor

Odhinn wrote: »

How do you plan paying for it?

Pay for it? ha. Sure he can just become a really good American Football player and get a scholarship and they'll let him pass all the exams then too as long as he wins games. And as a jock he'll get all the twiggy big titted girls called Stacey and Amber flocking around him while he jeers some nerdy kid with spots.

fits

DanielODonnell wrote: »

I've spoken to many young American men online and you will only get sex at college if you are 7/10 or above in looks, college girls are reserved for Chad or Tyrone. Many of them even told stories about how their Chad room mate would have sex in the room next to them or even in the same room as them whilst incel had to pretend to sleep. Yes you will get sex with your girlfriend if you have one but not casual sex with Beckies, also chances are your girlfriend would be getting pounded by a Tyrone behind your back anyway.

Don't be fooled by the idea that foreign women will like an Irish man, yes if you are handsome then an accent will just be a novelty charm but you needed the looks in the first place. Becky will always choose the good looking man even if he is from her own country.

So many people are blue pilled, they need to understand the brutal animalistic mating culture of society, it isn't some fairy tail where charismatic ogre can get the pretty girl. If ogre does get the girl then it is just a rare exception of the rule.

I cant tell if this is sarcasm. Think it is?

Portmanteau

fits wrote: »

I cant tell if this is sarcasm. Think it is?

Could be real. Some Irish lads like to write as though they're living in Missouri or Pennsylvania.

I mean yeah, if you're not a looker you won't get interest from members of the opposite sex - no need for the word salad and phrases used by angry Americans.

Hulk Hands

ThomasFlynn wrote: »

American women tend to prefer their own.

You've obviously never been an average looking lad on a J1

LeYouth

Hulk Hands wrote: »

You've obviously never been an average looking lad on a J1

Alright let's hear some J1 stories.