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I'd love to go to college in the States for a year

Ubbquittious

College I mean. I think it would be awesome. Think about it, endless days chilling out in beautiful campuses with glorious sunshine beaming down on you. These colleges all receive billions in funding so I get to play with some experimental fusion reactors and million dolla oscilloscopes. Join a fraternity and get to have mad parties with punk rock music in the frat house, beer tastes like ass there but I'll ship over a pallet of Beamish to keep me going.

I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.

When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

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Odhinn

Ubbquittious wrote: »

College I mean. I think it would be awesome. Think about it, endless days chilling out in beautiful campuses with glorious sunshine beaming down on you. These colleges all receive billions in funding so I get to play with some experimental fusion reactors and million dolla oscilloscopes. Join a fraternity and get to have mad parties with punk rock music in the frat house, beer tastes like ass there but I'll ship over a pallet of Beamish to keep me going.

I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.

When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

How do you plan paying for it?

Ubbquittious

Odhinn wrote: »

How do you plan paying for it?

Out of my back pocket

Just Be Confident Bro

I'm sorry but unless you're a Chad then this fantasy life of joining a frat and banging hot Stacies every night will be just that, a delusional fantasy.

EmmetSpiceland

Wrap before you tap.

Leg End Reject

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

I'm sorry but unless you're a Chad then this fantasy life of joining a frat and banging hot Stacies every night will be just that, a delusional fantasy.

Maybe he's just confident, bro?

Ubbquittious

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

I'm sorry but unless you're a Chad then this fantasy life of joining a frat and banging hot Stacies every night will be just that, a delusional fantasy.

I said nothing about banging. There might be a bang if I fcuk up with the auld fusion reactor though. Tis the States I want to go to not Chad

Schwiiing

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

I'm sorry but unless you're a Chad then this fantasy life of joining a frat and banging hot Stacies every night will be just that, a delusional fantasy.

Aware bruh.

Just Be Confident Bro

Ubbquittious wrote: »

I said nothing about banging. There might be a bang if I fcuk up with the auld fusion reactor though. Tis the States I want to go to not Chad

Sure, I believe you. In that case you'll be glad to know the American chicks will view you as the 'werid foregin guy who talks funny'.

You'll have as much status as the Indian computer programming students.

Ipso

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

I'm sorry but unless you're a Chad then this fantasy life of joining a frat and banging hot Stacies every night will be just that, a delusional fantasy.

We got a bad ass here.

Guy:Incognito

Ubbquittious wrote: »

Out of my back pocket

"How do you do fellow kids"

Ubbquittious

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

Sure, I believe you. In that case you'll be glad to know the American chicks will view you as the 'werid foregin guy who talks funny'.

You'll have as much status as the Indian computer programming students.

Ah no they digg the Irish fellas, get on fairly well with Statesian girls usually. Even in the unlikely event that they did all shun me that wouldn't worry me. The good weather, the lovely campus, the petrol V8 and the fusion reactor would more than make up for it

Your Face

Do it. Now.

LeYouth

I'd like to go to Florida. It would be nice and warm there.

But I'm definitely no Chad....maybe the Anti-Chad haha.

I wouldn't be interested in a Stacey neither. I tell you who's gorgeous though....Native American women! Did you see that girl from the Choctaw Nation on RTE the other day. She was positively shining!

kowloon

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Wrap before you tap.

Tap then unwrap, the chocolate orange code.

Odhinn wrote: »

How do you plan paying for it?

If the warm weather can be dropped you can get scholarships in Anchorage.

iamstop

Ubbquittious wrote: »

College I mean. I think it would be awesome. Think about it, endless days chilling out in beautiful campuses with glorious sunshine beaming down on you. These colleges all receive billions in funding so I get to play with some experimental fusion reactors and million dolla oscilloscopes. Join a fraternity and get to have mad parties with punk rock music in the frat house, beer tastes like ass there but I'll ship over a pallet of Beamish to keep me going.

I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.

When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

Don't forget the massshootings.

iamstop

Dupe post

Just Be Confident Bro

iamstop wrote: »

Don't forget the massshootings.

Op goes full Elliot Roger after one rejection too many...

Jurgen Klopp

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

Sure, I believe you. In that case you'll be glad to know the American chicks will view you as the 'werid foregin guy who talks funny'.

You'll have as much status as the Indian computer programming students.

Plot twist: the OP is a raging homo and bangs the arse raw off the Indian programming students

Poor Sanje thought he was gonna be learning python but little did he expect it was an Irish python he'd be staring at

ILoveYourVibes

Ubbquittious wrote: »

I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.

When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

Hmm i think a lot of them use family money. College is an upper class thing in the states.

SharpshooterTom

American women tend to prefer their own.

mossy95

O HELL YE BROTHA BEAR U GOING TO THE QUAD LATER?

IM going to chase down some cherokee chicks on the trail of booze, you know they can get VERT!

ILoveYourVibes

ThomasFlynn wrote: »

American women tend to prefer their own.

Yep..they love women.

WoollyRedHat

iamstop wrote: »

Don't forget the massshootings.

I hear they're a big hit around campus.

ShatterAlan

Ubbquittious wrote: »

College I mean. I think it would be awesome. Think about it, endless days chilling out in beautiful campuses with glorious sunshine beaming down on you. These colleges all receive billions in funding so I get to play with some experimental fusion reactors and million dolla oscilloscopes. Join a fraternity and get to have mad parties with punk rock music in the frat house, beer tastes like ass there but I'll ship over a pallet of Beamish to keep me going.

I'll get to meet lots of perfect looking girls and because over there there's no free tuition the age difference wont be too big since a lot of them will have to "work their ass off in McDonalds" for a few years before they scrape together enough dosh afford college. Might pick up an auld convertible with a 5.7 litre V8 engine for half nothing and cruise down some lovely straight roads again in lovely weather cause it rarely rains there.

When the lockdown is over of course. Good plan?

I say GO FOR IT.

Come back a year later, a year older, 40k in hock and nothing to show for it...except maybe you inject the word "like" into every third word.

Deja Boo

ShatterAlan wrote: »

I...
Come back a year later, a year older, 40k in hock and nothing to show for it...except maybe you inject the word "like" into every third word.

...and come back completely disillusioned, cos no such experience as what op is dreaming of exists in the states.

Thelonious Monk

For the most part they're a bunch of boring oddballs over there from my experience. It's not like de filims.

GreeBo

LeYouth wrote: »

I'd like to go to Florida. It would be nice and warm there.

But I'm definitely no Chad....maybe the Anti-Chad haha.

I wouldn't be interested in a Stacey neither. I tell you who's gorgeous though....Native American women! Did you see that girl from the Choctaw Nation on RTE the other day. She was positively shining!

Florida is disgusting in summer.
You need to narrow down your idea of "America" as California is not Cleveland.

irishguitarlad

OP has absorbed too much American movies.

LeYouth

GreeBo wrote: »

Florida is disgusting in summer.
You need to narrow down your idea of "America" as California is not Cleveland.

Just as disgusting as Ireland in winter.

RWCNT

Just Be Confident Bro wrote: »

Sure, I believe you. In that case you'll be glad to know the American chicks will view you as the 'werid foregin guy who talks funny'.

You'll have as much status as the Indian computer programming students.

Jesus, get a load of Billy Buzzkill over here.