Boardsies Decide :: The WORST song of all time!

PsychoPete · 07-05-2020 06:03PM

Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Woah Vicky - Woah Vicky
Justin Bieber - Yummy
Meghan Trainor - Me Too

Zaph · 07-05-2020 06:13PM

Vanilla - No way. No Way. I forgot about this, it has winner written all over it.
Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn It Up)
Anita Dobson - Anyone can fall in love. the most unnecessary song ever.
Hampton the hamster = The Hamsterdance Song. Even Ronan Keating is better than this muck.
Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Nicki Minaj - Anaconda. That other song is pure sh*te, but at least she doesn't sound like Nicki Minaj.
Justin Bieber - Yummy
Westlife - Hey Whatever. Allegedly the lyrics of a song called Rainbow Zephyr were re-written to Hey Whatever because the record label were afraid that Westlife's pre-pubescent fans wouldn't know what a zephyr was.

Rikand · 07-05-2020 06:21PM

Round 1!!!

First song to reach 5 votes advances

No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs

Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches

Round 1/Match 57

Joe Dolce - Shaddap yo Face

Vs

Three Beat Slide - 2020

Round 1/Match 58

Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd

Vs

Avril Lavigne - Complicated

Round 1/Match 59

Eiffel 65 - Blue

Vs

Nizlopi - The JCB Song

Another d*ckhead who thought he'd get laid if he played a guitar and sang about some soppy nonsense.

I'd managed to forget this existed, I've now remembered it and am sad

Round 1/Match 60

David Hasselhoff - Jump in my car

Vs

Beyoncé - Run The World

Super annoying intro that repeats through the song. Who run the world ? Please don’t let it be someone who likes this song

Joe Dolce - Shaddap Yo Face Vs Three beat Slide - 2020
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger Vs Avril Lavigne - Complicated
Eiffel 65 - Blue Vs Nizlopi - The JCB Song
David Hasslehoff - Jump in my car Vs Beyoncé - Run The World

Necro · 07-05-2020 06:27PM

Rikand wrote:

Joe Dolce - Shaddap yo Face

Rikand wrote:

Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd

Rikand wrote:

Nizlopi - The JCB Song

Rikand wrote:

David Hasselhoff - Jump in my car

Ah lads Complicated isnt terrible it's just way overplayed. Same with Blue imo

Same cannot be said for that Hasselhoff song, horrendous tripe.

PsychoPete · 07-05-2020 06:27PM

Three beat Slide - 2020
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger
Eiffel 65 - Blue
David Hasslehoff - Jump in my car

Also Starring LeVar Burton · 07-05-2020 06:30PM

Three beat Slide - 2020 ; Shaddap Yo Face has grown on me recently, that other nonsense is crap

Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger ; whoever nominated Complicated can f**k off, that's a great song. Swagger Jagger is the pits

Nizlopi - The JCB Song ; don't think either song should be in this comp as they're fairly decent, but this is the one I enjoy less

Beyoncé - Run The World ; Beyoncé never should've left Destiny's Child, her solo career has been nothing but awful and I don't understand her continued popularity

Rikand · 07-05-2020 06:30PM

Wildcard round will be coming up shortly. If you have anymore entries for the wildcard round, make sure to PM them to me by 7PM (so 30 minutes from now)

Only 2 entries per person

Ficheall · 07-05-2020 06:35PM

Three beat Slide - 2020
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger
Nizlopi - The JCB Song
Beyoncé - Run The World

Some of the songs ye've nominated for worst songs are definitely better than some of the sh*t ye put forward for the various "Best song" threads.

Rikand · 07-05-2020 06:38PM

Ficheall wrote: »

Three beat Slide - 2020
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger
Nizlopi - The JCB Song
Beyoncé - Run The World

Some of the songs ye've nominated for worst songs are definitely better than some of the sh*t ye put forward for the various "Best song" threads.

Niska · 07-05-2020 06:44PM

Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer -
Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
Justin Bieber - Yummy
Meghan Trainor - Me Too

Joe Dolce - Shaddap Yo Face - This song kept Vienna off no 1...
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger - mildly irritating

Beyoncé - Run The World - If only the world was flat they could run off it

Rikand · 07-05-2020 06:47PM

Round 1!!!

First song to reach 5 votes advances

No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs

Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches

Round 1/Match 61

Teletubbies - Eh-Oh

Vs

George Michael - I want your sex

Convinced this was devised by a psychopath with a fetish for bukake scenes. And the sound was worse than the imagery.

gag! no, just no!

Round 1/Match 62

The Soggy Bottom Boys - Oh brother where art though ?

Vs

Jan Terri - Little Brother

offend the ears! can.not.listen.

I want to introduce cult musician Jan Terri to a wider audience. Her music is only surpassed by her low-budget videos.

Round 1/Match 63

The Housemartins - Caravan of love

Vs

Communards - You are my world

Teletubbies - Eh-Oh Vs George Michael - I want your sex
The Soggy Bottom Boys - Oh brother where art though ? Vs Jan Terri - Little Brother
The Housemartins - Caravan of love Vs Communards - You are my world

Niska · 07-05-2020 06:50PM

Teletubbies - Eh-Oh
Jan Terri - Little Brother
Communards - You are my world

Truthvader · 07-05-2020 06:50PM

Surprised to see Dylan and Cash mentioned here at all to be honest but listened to the third verse where they sing together and have to admit it is very poor. Clearly done independently in different studios at different times (I hope to God). The real culprit here is the record company who let this go out at all or the producer or engineer who must have been doing LSD (which would explain why the fact they are in completely different time zones simultaneously was "normal"

Anyway up against poor old Justin Bieber so I expect will salvage themselves by virtue of not being Justin Bieber

colm_mcm · 07-05-2020 06:52PM

Three beat Slide - 2020
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger
Nizlopi - The JCB Song
Beyoncé - Run The World

George Michael - I want your sex
Jan Terri - Little Brother
The Communards - You are my world

Necro · 07-05-2020 06:55PM

Rikand wrote:

Teletubbies - Eh-Oh

Rikand wrote:

The Soggy Bottom Boys - Oh brother where art though ?

Rikand wrote:

The Housemartins - Caravan of love

Voting the middle because Jan Terri needs to be voted out, I don't actually hate the song tbh though. Just sick of Jan

Also Starring LeVar Burton · 07-05-2020 06:55PM

George Michael - I Want Your Sex ; neither are that awful and Eh Oh has kind of grown on me. Hated it when it came out, but it has aged well when stood next to many of the other songs in this comp

Jan Terri - Little Brother ; I love the Oh Brother Where Art Though song

Communards - You Are My World ; think there's far worse out there, but of the two this is the one I like the least

07-05-2020 06:57PM

Ronan Keating - Life is a rollercoaster
Justin Bieber - Yummy
Westlife - Hey Whatever
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger
Nizlopi - The JCB Song

All pretty much the same level of wankyness.

PsychoPete · 07-05-2020 06:58PM

Teletubbies - Eh-Oh
The Soggy Bottom Boys - Oh brother where art though ?
LCommunards - You are my world

Rikand · 07-05-2020 07:16PM

I'll do scores in a few minutes and I'll get the wildcards up shortly too. My daughter is making me play Teletubbies eh-oh on repeat on the laptop, so its out of action for a little while

quickbeam · 07-05-2020 07:32PM

Justin Bieber - Yummy
Three Beat Slide - 2020
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger
Eiffel 65 - Blue
Teletubbies - Eh-Oh
Jan Terri - Little Brother
Communards - You are my world

Actually really like that Joe Dolce song, and JCB isn't bad. I also love the music from O Brother, so no way should that go through. I also love the Caravan of Love, so, sorry Communards.

Rothko · 07-05-2020 07:33PM

Teletubbies - Eh-Oh
Jan Terri - Little Brother
Communards - You are my world

ShaneU · 07-05-2020 07:34PM

May I present to you my nomination 'Yummy' by Justin Bieber

Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy (and you stay flexing on me)
Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum (yeah)
That yummy, yummy

Say the word, on my way
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe (yeah babe)
Any night, any day
Say the word, on my way
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe (yeah babe)
In the morning or late

Say the word, on my way
Hop in the Lambo, I'm on my way
Drew House slippers on with a smile on my face
I'm elated that you are my lady

You got the yum, yum, yum, yum
You got the yum, yum, yum, whoa
Whoa-ooh
Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy

07-05-2020 07:36PM

rainbowtrout · 07-05-2020 07:39PM

Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer Vs Dodgy - Good Enough
Woah Vicky - Woah Vicky Vs Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash - Girl from the North Country Vs Justin Bieber - Yummy
Westlife - Hey Whatever vs Meghan Trainor - Me Too

rainbowtrout · 07-05-2020 07:42PM

Joe Dolce - Shaddap Yo Face Vs Three beat Slide - 2020
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger Vs Avril Lavigne - Complicated
Eiffel 65 - Blue Vs Nizlopi - The JCB Song
David Hasslehoff - Jump in my car Vs Beyoncé - Run The World

David Hasslehoff's song is pure shite but it's comical, where as Run the World is just pure shite

Necro · 07-05-2020 07:47PM

rainbowtrout wrote:

David Hasslehoff's song is pure ****e but it's comical, where as Run the World is just pure ****e

Who runs the world though? :P

Rikand · 07-05-2020 07:54PM

Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe [4] Vs Vanilla - No way. No Way. [5]
Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn It Up) [5] Vs Blackout Crew - Put a donk on it [3]
R. Kelly - ignition [1] Vs Anita Dobson - Anyone can fall in love [5]
Hampton the hamster = The Hamsterdance Song [5] Vs Ronan Keating - Life is a rollercoaster [0]

Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer [5] Vs Dodgy - Good Enough [0]
Woah Vicky - Woah Vicky [3] Vs Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [5]
Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash - Girl from the North Country [1] Vs Justin Bieber - Yummy [5]
Westlife - Hey Whatever [3] vs Meghan Trainor - Me Too [5]

Joe Dolce - Shaddap Yo Face [2] Vs Three beat Slide - 2020 [5]
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger [5] Vs Avril Lavigne - Complicated [0]
Eiffel 65 - Blue [1] Vs Nizlopi - The JCB Song [5]
David Hasslehoff - Jump in my car [2] Vs Beyoncé - Run The World [5]

Teletubbies - Eh-Oh [5] Vs George Michael - I want your sex [2]
The Soggy Bottom Boys - Oh brother where art thou [2] Vs Jan Terri - Little Brother [5]
The Housemartins - Caravan of love [2] Vs Communards - You are my world [5]

Thanks QB

I'll start compiling the wildcards now

quickbeam · 07-05-2020 08:07PM

I'll vote for Nikki Minaj to get it over the line so.

Zaph · 07-05-2020 08:14PM

Rikand wrote: »

Eiffel 65 - Blue [1] Vs Nizlopi - The JCB Song [5]

I didn't get a chance to finish and send in my nominations but both of these were on my list. It's a shame to see one go because they are equally execrable.

However I was glad to see someone else nominated Simply Red, who were also on my list. Any song of theirs would suffice, they're all as bad as each other. Still waiting for the steaming pile of turd that is Lifted by the Lighthouse Family to make an appearance, hopefully the wildcards won't let me down.

Rikand · 07-05-2020 08:22PM

Zaph wrote: »

I didn't get a chance to finish and send in my nominations but both of these were on my list. It's a shame to see one go because they are equally execrable.

However I was glad to see someone else nominated Simply Red, who were also on my list. Any song of theirs would suffice, they're all as bad as each other. Still waiting for the steaming pile of turd that is Lifted by the Lighthouse Family to make an appearance, hopefully the wildcards won't let me down.

I can confirm that they have let you down

Boardsies Decide :: The WORST song of all time!

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