Boardsies Decide :: The WORST song of all time!

Alison Gold - Chinese Food Vs Rihanna - Work - Chinese Food is kinda funny, I guess? Whereas Work is just annoying.

Willow Smith - Whip My Hair Vs Meghan Trainor - Me Too - Nepotism is bad. Also I may be wrong but I get the feeling that Meghan Trainor at least has some self-awareness and is happy releasing crap music just for the lolz (and the money).

Tones and I - Dance Monkey Vs Nicki Minaj - Anaconda - both dreadful vocalists but Dance Monkey as an actual song is better.

The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing Vs JLO - Get Right - I'm not really bothered by Get Right but I enjoy the fact that "sensual panpipes music" is an actual thing too much to vote against it!

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Alison Gold - Chinese Food

Willow Smith - Whip My Hair

Tones and I - Dance Monkey

The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing

rainbowtrout

Alison Gold - Chinese Food Vs Rihanna - Work
Willow Smith - Whip My Hair Vs Meghan Trainor - Me Too
Tones and I - Dance Monkey Vs Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing Vs JLO - Get Right

PsychoPete

Alison Gold - Chinese Food
Willow Smith - Whip My Hair
Tones and I - Dance Monkey
The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing

Rikand

I have to say, I don't understand the hate towards the panpipes. Seems nice and relaxed and melodic. But there you go. I also don't like Cher - Believe, so what do I know

Rikand

Alison Gold - Chinese Food [4] Vs Rihanna - Work [1]
Willow Smith - Whip My Hair [5] Vs Meghan Trainor - Me Too [0]
Tones and I - Dance Monkey [2] Vs Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [3]
The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing [3] Vs JLO - Get Right [2]

Rikand

Round 2!!!

First song to reach 5 votes advances

No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs


Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches



Round 2/Match 5

Rupert Holmes - Escape

Vs

Ramz - Barking

Round 2/Match 6

Mr. Blobby - Mr. Blobby

Vs

Justin Bieber - Yummy

I would attempt to kill Mr Blobby if I was ever in a real world scenario where he was dancing to this. And I would succeed. And be found not guilty.

Round 2/Match 7

Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song

Vs

Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song

I swear loudly every time I hear this song. Every time. No matter where I am.

Why I Hate It: If I wanted to torture someone, I'd just lock them in a room and pump this in on an endless loop. They'd tell me what I want to know after 10 minutes.

Round 2/Match 8

Paris Hilton - Stars are Blind

Vs

Mark Gormley - Without You

What happens when money, boredom and entitlement come together

Rupert Holmes - Escape Vs Rams - Barking
Mr. Blobby - Mr. Blobby Vs Justin Bieber - Yummy
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song Vs Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song
Paris Hilton - Stars are Blind Vs Mark Gormley - Without You

Truthvader

Rupert and escape gets my vote. So old I don't really know the other songs. Did listen to Ramz however and while ****e it just seems to be ****e in a general everyday unremarkable way whereas Rupert really puts an effort into his from the dreadful fake "musak" to the witty "conceit" of the song. Its pity the no-one can upload the video. Rupie makes Colm C--T Wilkinson look like Iggy Pop

PsychoPete

Rams - Barking
Mr. Blobby - Mr. Blobby
Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song
Mark Gormley - Without You

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Rams - Barking

Justin Bieber - Yummy

Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song

Paris Hilton - Stars are Blind

Simply because they're the worst of each pairing

Necro

Rikand wrote:

Mr. Blobby - Mr. Blobby

Rikand wrote:

Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song

Rikand wrote:

Paris Hilton - Stars are Blind

I'm not sure on the first must have a listen.

Other votes above. Bieber is lucky he's up against Blobby here imo

Rupert Holmes - Escape Vs Rams - Barking - I thought Barking was a pisstake song of bad rap, apparently it's not intentionally bad!

Mr. Blobby - Mr. Blobby Vs Justin Bieber - Yummy - Mr Blobby should not be a thing.

Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song Vs Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song - the video for Hamsterdance took more work than the lyrics for Ketchup song.

Paris Hilton - Stars are Blind Vs Mark Gormley - Without You - Stars Are Blind is more bland than bad, and as vocally poor as Hilton may be she at least doesn't sound like a severely drunk Neil Young mewing at the neighbour's cat.

Zaph

Rikand wrote: »

I have to say, I don't understand the hate towards the panpipes. Seems nice and relaxed and melodic. But there you go. I also don't like Cher - Believe, so what do I know

Come the revolution, anyone caught playing pan pipes, and in particular buskers, will have them inserted rectally. Wide end first.

I'm with you on Cher though.

Zaph

Rihanna - Work. It's like choosing whether I'd rather you kicked me in the balls or shat on my face. Not sure which one this is but it's fcuking brutal.
Willow Smith - Whip My Hair. Not enough ass-whipping by her parents to discourage this sort of sh*te.
Nicki Minaj - Anaconda. You know the sound of nails on a blackboard? That's sweet, sweet music compared to this.
The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing See above

Rupert Holmes - Escape. Sickly sweet and vomit-inducing. Just like pina coladas.
Justin Bieber - Yummy. When you're worse than Mr. Blobby you should just call it a day.
Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song. My ears are bleeding.
Mark Gormley - Without You What in the name of sweet baby Jebus is this?

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Am I the only one who kind of likes the Mark Gormley one? It's just really grown on me and the video is amazing. It's like The Room of songs.

Necro

I don't particularly hate either Escape or Barking.

But if I have to vote then it's for Ramz - Barking

I liked the other song particularly when it came on in Guardians of the Galaxy

Tell me how

Rupert Holmes - Escape Vs Rams - Barking (Wouldn't buy either single but don't think either is worst song ever. Abstaining)
Mr. Blobby - Mr. Blobby (I nominated this and I stand by my nomination.)
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song (I nominated this and I stand by my nomination.)
Paris Hilton - Stars are Blind (I nominated this and I stand by my nomination.)

Rihanna - Work. Lazy and it gets rewarded for it. Stop the madness.

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda. Sir Mix-A-Lot died for this.

The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing Vs JLO - Get Right. Abstain. Don't mind Get Right but the flute thing isn't a proper chart song would would assume?

Rams - Barking. It actually offends me with it's crapness.

Justin Bieber - Yummy. Pretty sure it gave me covid.

Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song. A sh*t Vengaboys, who themselves are a sh*t Vengaboys

Mark Gormley - Without You. Doesn't deserve to breathe oxygen tbh.
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Rothko

Ramz - Barking
Justin Bieber - Yummy
Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song
Paris Hilton - Stars are Blind

colm_mcm

Rihanna - Work
Willow Smith - Whip My Hair
Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
JLO - Get Right

rainbowtrout

Rupert Holmes - Escape Vs Rams - Barking
Mr. Blobby - Mr. Blobby Vs Justin Bieber - Yummy
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song Vs Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song
Paris Hilton - Stars are Blind Vs Mark Gormley - Without You

colm_mcm

Rams - Barking
Justin Bieber - Yummy
Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song
Paris Hilton - Stars are Blind

Rothko

Work - Rihanna

Sawduck

Work - Rihanna
Whip my hair - willow
Anaconda - nickie
Yummy - Justin bieber

Rikand

Round 2!!!

First song to reach 5 votes advances

No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs


Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches



Round 2/Match 9

The Communards - You are my world

Vs

3 of a kind - babycakes

Round 2/Match 10

The Tweets - The Birdie Song

Vs

Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

Round 2/Match 11

Anita Dobson - Anyone can fall in love

Vs

Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger

Round 2/Match 12

Beyoncé - Run the world

Vs

Justin Bieber - Baby

The Communards - You are my world Vs 3 of a kind - Babycakes
The Tweets - The Birdie Song Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile
Anita Dobson - Anyone can fall in love Vs Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger
Beyoncé - Run the world Vs Justin Bieber - Baby

Sawduck

3 of a kind - Babycakes
Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger
Justin Bieber - Baby

Necro

The Communards - You are my world Vs 3 of a kind - Babycakes - There's a special place in hell reserved for these guys
The Tweets - The Birdie Song Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile - The Birdie Song still gives me nightmares.
Anita Dobson - Anyone can fall in love Vs Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger - Worst song ever bar none.
Beyoncé - Run the world Vs Justin Bieber - Baby - Second worst song ever bar none.

3 of a kind - Babycakes

Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger

Justin Bieber - Baby

They all gave me cancer.

Zaph

3 of a kind - Babycakes
Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile
Anita Dobson - Anyone can fall in love
Justin Bieber - Baby

rainbowtrout

he Communards - You are my world Vs 3 of a kind - Babycakes
The Tweets - The Birdie Song Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile
Anita Dobson - Anyone can fall in love Vs Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger
Beyoncé - Run the world Vs Justin Bieber - Baby