Boardsies Decide :: The WORST song of all time!

Also Starring LeVar Burton

The Communards - You are my world ; I kind of like Baby Cakes

The Tweets - The Birdie Song ; two woeful songs, but this is the woeful-er of the two

Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger ; even though I nominated Anita Dobson and her butchering of an iconic theme song, Swagger Jagger is actually far worse song and deserves to stay in the comp

Beyoncé - Run The World ; Bieber gets a pass here, because Run The World is a bigger headwreck of a song

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Also Starring LeVar Burton wrote: »

I kind of like Baby Cakes

FFS LeVar, I thought you were alright.

Tell me how

3 of a kind - Babycakes (hateful noise)
Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile (I'm generally proud of Irish culture, but consider this cringeworthy)
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger (song written by an algorithm after Maroon 5 had success the year before)
Beyoncé - Run the world (If you have tokeep saying your the boss, you ain't)

Rikand

Round 2!!!

First song to reach 5 votes advances

No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs


Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches



Round 2/Match 13

Baby Bird - You're gorgeous

Vs

Mundy - Galway Girl

I hate this guys voice, he sounds exactly like Frank Spencer.

Round 2/Match 14

Jan Terri - Losing You

Vs

Jedward - Bad Behaviour

Round 2/Match 15

Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe

Vs

Three Beat Slide - 2020

Round 2/Match 16

Mariah Carey - Without you

Vs

Jan Terri - Excuse my christmas

I want to introduce cult musician Jan Terri to a wider audience. Her music is only surpassed by her low-budget videos.

Baby Bird - You're gorgeous Vs Mundy - Galway Girl
Jan Terri - Losing You Vs Jedward - Bad Behaviour
Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe Vs Three Beat Slide - 2020
Mariah Carey - Without you Vs Jan Terri - Excuse my christmas

Rikand

I missed the reasonings for some peoples selections and I apologise for that. Its kind of a mad house in the old Rikand house this evening

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Omackeral wrote: »

FFS LeVar, I thought you were alright.

Rookie mistake, I make a good first impression, but peel off enough layers and I'm the worst...

Necro

Baby Bird - You're gorgeous Vs Mundy - Galway Girl - Genuinely don't think You're Gorgeous deserves to be here, it's a decent tune.
Jan Terri - Losing You Vs Jedward - Bad Behaviour - Simon Cowell deserves 18 years of puss-filled piles on his arse for subjecting us to these lads, amongst others.
Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe Vs Three Beat Slide - 2020 - Bagatelle are crap. And this song is terrible.
Mariah Carey - Without you Vs Jan Terri - Excuse my christmas - This vote is for my boy LeVar and his never-ending hate for Mariah

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Mundy - Galway Girl ; terrible song

Jedward - Bad Behaviour ; double trouble terribleness

Three Beat Slide - 2020 ; more like Three Beat Terrible

Mariah Carey - Without you ; do I even need a reason anymore, sick of wasting words on this waste of space of a "music artist"

The Communards - You are my world Vs 3 of a kind - Babycakes - as grating as I find Jimmy Sommerville's voice, it's still a better song than Babycakes.

The Tweets - The Birdie Song Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile - Neither of these bother me too much tbh.


Anita Dobson - Anyone can fall in love Vs Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger - she must look back on this now and cringe hard.


Beyoncé - Run the world Vs Justin Bieber - Baby - this is tough because Baby is musically worse but lyrically Run The World is worse...I'm gonna go for ruthless businesswoman Beyoncé in protest at her hypocrisy and pseudo-feminism and because she has possibly the most toxic fanbase of any musician.

Tell me how

Baby Bird - You're gorgeous (Worst of the 2 songs)
Jedward - Bad Behaviour (Worst of the 2 songs)
Three Beat Slide - 2020 (Terrible. Transition Year project type effort)
Jan Terri - Excuse my christmas (Jan Terrible)

Baby Bird - You're gorgeous Vs Mundy - Galway Girl - so twee and overplayed it induces rage.


Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe Vs Three Beat Slide - 2020 - Three Beat Slide are just goofing around, Bagatelle were actually being serious.


Mariah Carey - Without you Vs Jan Terri - Excuse my christmas - for LeVar

rainbowtrout

Baby Bird - You're gorgeous Vs Mundy - Galway Girl
Jan Terri - Losing You Vs Jedward - Bad Behaviour
Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe Vs Three Beat Slide - 2020
Mariah Carey - Without you Vs Jan Terri - Excuse my christmas

Necro

Deleted User wrote: »

Beyoncé - Run the world Vs Justin Bieber - Baby - this is tough because Baby is musically worse but lyrically Run The World is worse...I'm gonna go for ruthless businesswoman Beyoncé in protest at her hypocrisy and pseudo-feminism and because she has possibly the most toxic fanbase of any musician.

Actually, was it Run The World that produced this outburst?



Almost enough for me to switch my vote if so.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

I'd like to thank my Entourage for their continued support in my ongoing vendetta against the Dark Overlord and Destroyer of Modern Music

Rothko

3 of a kind - babycakes
The Tweets - The Birdie Song
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger
Beyoncé - Run the world

Mundy - Galway Girl
Jedward - Bad Behaviour
Three Beat Slide - 2020
Jan Terri - Excuse my christmas

Necro

Necro wrote: »

Actually, was it Run The World that produced this outburst?



Almost enough for me to switch my vote if so.

I think that was for Single Ladies (another "classic"), I might be wrong though.

I actually don't mind some of Beyoncé's stuff and she obviously can sing but I struggle to like her as a person.

PsychoPete

3 of a kind - Babycakes
Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger
Justin Bieber - Baby
Mundy - Galway Girl
Jedward - Bad Behaviour
Three Beat Slide - 2020
Jan Terri - Excuse my christmas

Rikand

Alison Gold - Chinese Food [4] Vs Rihanna - Work [5]
Willow Smith - Whip My Hair [5] Vs Meghan Trainor - Me Too [0]
Tones and I - Dance Monkey [2] Vs Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [5]
The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing [4] Vs JLO - Get Right [3]


Rupert Holmes - Escape [2] Vs Rams - Barking [5]
Mr. Blobby - Mr. Blobby [4] Vs Justin Bieber - Yummy [5]
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song [3] Vs Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song [5]
Paris Hilton - Stars are Blind [4] Vs Mark Gormley - Without You [5]


The Communards - You are my world [0] Vs 3 of a kind - Babycakes [5]
The Tweets - The Birdie Song [2] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [5]
Anita Dobson - Anyone can fall in love [1] Vs Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger [5]
Beyoncé - Run the world [0] Vs Justin Bieber - Baby [5]


Baby Bird - You're gorgeous [1] Vs Mundy - Galway Girl [5]
Jan Terri - Losing You [0] Vs Jedward - Bad Behaviour [5]
Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe [2] Vs Three Beat Slide - 2020 [5]
Mariah Carey - Without you [5 Vs Jan Terri - Excuse my christmas [3]

Rikand

SO 2 more votes needed for Get Right in the first matchup

colm_mcm

Mundy - Galway Girl
Jan Terri - Losing You
Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe
Mariah Carey - Without you

Rikand

Round 2!!!

First song to reach 5 votes advances

No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs


Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches



Round 2/Match 17

C1 - Virus

Vs

Zlad! - Elektronik Supersonik

Round 2/Match 18

Freaxxx - Brokencyde

Vs

Fr. Brian - Whos in da house?

A "comedy" song by a then relatively unknown Brendan O'Connor. Sung loudly by drunken morons all over the country back when it was released. Also this song was championed by Ray D'arcy. Thanks a bunch Ray.

Round 2/Match 19

Pentatonix - Hallelujah

Vs

Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn It up)

The Kim Kardsahian version of a music group. Over produced/over hyped/ over rated, manufactured tripe

(Authors note :: lol, the Kim Kardashian version of a music groups versus...….. Kim Kardashian)


Round 2/Match 20

Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan

Vs

Dionne Warwick - Do you know the way to San Jose ?

C1 - Virus Vs Zlad! - Elektronik Supersonik
Brokencyde - Freaxxx Vs Fr. Brian - Whos in da house?
Pentatonix - Hallelujah Vs Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn It up)
Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan Vs Dionne Warwick - Do you know the way to San Jose ?

Also Starring LeVar Burton

C1 - Virus ; at Elektronik Supersonik has a fun video

Brokencyde - Freaxxx ; holy autotune Batman!

Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn It up) ; I actually never realised before this comp that she had released "music"

Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan ; woeful

Necro

C1 - Virus Vs Zlad! - Elektronik Supersonik
Brokencyde - Freaxxx Vs Fr. Brian - Whos in da house?
Pentatonix - Hallelujah Vs Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn It up)
Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan Vs Dionne Warwick - Do you know the way to San Jose ?

Votes in bold.

Brokencyde - Freaxxx Vs Fr. Brian - Whos in da house? - I thought Fr Brian was actually kinda funny. Brokencyde is literally just noise, not even a trace of musicality there.


Pentatonix - Hallelujah Vs Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn It up) - didn't know Kardashian had a song, it's even worse than Paris Hilton's effort.


Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan Vs Dionne Warwick - Do you know the way to San Jose ? - San José is a bit irritating but Jackie Chan is worse.

PsychoPete

C1 - Virus
Brokencyde - Freaxxx
Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn It up)
Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan

colm_mcm

C1 - Virus
Brokencyde - Freaxxx
Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn It up)
Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan

Rikand

Round 2!!!

First song to reach 5 votes advances

No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs


Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches



Round 2/Match 21

Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On

Vs

DJ Otzi - Hey Baby

Why I Hate It: Just hearing this incites violence and makes me want to punch something

Round 2/Match 22

Jan Terri - Little Brother

Vs

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York

I want to introduce cult musician Jan Terri to a wider audience. Her music is only surpassed by her low-budget videos.

I blame Ronan's Friends, family and management for letting him this. The Dacia version of a Bugatti Veyron.

Round 2/Match 23

Teletubbies - Eh-oh

Vs

Soulja Boy - Crank That

Convinced this was devised by a psychopath with a fetish for bukake scenes. And the sound was worse than the imagery.

Hated everything about this. The chorus, the lyrics, the oversized outfits. EVER.Y.THING But most espicially that horrible xylophone note throughout.

Round 2/Match 24

Dj Casper - Cha Cha Slide

Vs

David Bowie - The Laughing Gnome

that laugh is too freaky

Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On Vs DJ Otzi - Hey Baby
Jan Terri - Little Brother Vs Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York
Teletubbies - Eh-oh Vs Soulja Boy - Crank That
Dj Casper - Cha Cha Slide Vs David Bowie - The Laughing Gnome

PsychoPete

DJ Otzi - Hey Baby
Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York
Soulja Boy - Crank That
Dj Casper - Cha Cha Slide 

Also Starring LeVar Burton

DJ Otzi - Hey Baby ; nominated it, hate it

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York ; I respect how Jan Terri gets the French completely wrong

Soulja Boy - Crank That ; Rikand's daughter really likes the Teletubbies one apparently, so it couldn't possibly be the worst song

Dj Casper - Cha Cha Slide ; Laughing Gnome is a great song

Necro

Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On Vs DJ Otzi - Hey Baby - I like My Heart Will Go On *shrugs*
Jan Terri - Little Brother Vs Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York - still can't believe Keating thought this was a good idea. What an awful cover.
Teletubbies - Eh-oh Vs Soulja Boy - Crank That - At least Teletubbies had some sort of market ie: kids. Soulja Boy is just someone trying to jump on the fame train by attempting to rap but sounding like a cross between a constipated three year old and someone high on whatever flavour drugs is popular this season.
Dj Casper - Cha Cha Slide Vs David Bowie - The Laughing Gnome - Sir Mixalot wannabe. At least Bowie does redeem himself with other songs, same can't be said for whoever 'DJ Casper' really is.