Boardsies Decide :: The WORST song of all time!

Slight delay on the next round as with the inclement weather my kids are driving me insane. We'll be back with you shortly.

Paris Hilton - Stars are Blind [4] Vs Paddy Casey - Saints and Sinners [2]
Coldplay - Yellow [2] Vs David Bowie - The Laughing Gnome [4]

Jan Terri - Excuse My Christmas [5] Vs Beyoncé - All The Single Ladies [1]

Jan Terri - Journey to Mars [1] Vs Alison Gold - Chinese Food [5]
Roy Orbison - Crying [1] Vs Baha Men - Who let the dogs out? [5]
Luvbug - You can count on me [4] Vs The Wurzels - Combine Harvester [4]
The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony [0] Vs Babybird - You're Gorgeous [5]

First song to reach 5 votes advances

No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs


Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches



Round 1/Match 49

Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe

Vs

Vanilla - No way. No Way.

Just go to 2min 49 seconds and see if you can listen to 20 seconds of this. I bet you can't!

There's a rumour that this song is the result of a bet between a producer and his friend to see if he could get the worst song ever into the charts. The keyboardist sounds like he is taking the piss.

No Way Indeed

Round 1/Match 50

Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn It Up)

Vs

Blackout Crew - Put a donk on it











Round 1/Match 51

R. Kelly - ignition

Vs

Anita Dobson - Anyone can fall in love

Why I Hate It: The actual EastEnders theme song is perfectly fine and a solid instrumental piece, but whatever gobsh*te decided to slow that down and add lyrics which are the musical equivalent of 1980's wallpaper should be taken out and shot

Round 1/Match 52

Hampton the hamster = The Hamsterdance Song

Vs

Ronan Keating - Life is a rollercoaster

Why I Hate It: If I wanted to torture someone, I'd just lock them in a room and pump this in on an endless loop. They'd tell me what I want to know after 10 minutes.

Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe Vs Vanilla - No way. No Way.
Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn It Up) Vs Blackout Crew - Put a donk on it
R. Kelly - ignition Vs Anita Dobson - Anyone can fall in love
Hampton the hamster = The Hamsterdance Song Vs Ronan Keating - Life is a rollercoaster

I cant believe we're getting near the end of
First song to reach 5 votes advances

No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs


Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches



Round 1/Match 53

Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Vs

Dodgy - Good Enough















Round 1/Match 54

Woah Vicky - Woah Vicky

Vs

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda









Round 1/Match 55

Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash - Girl from the North Country

Vs

Justin Bieber - Yummy

Two great musicians coming together at their peak. It should have been awesome, and it was, until they start to duet. Their voices clash so badly together.

Round 1/Match 56

Westlife - hey whatever

Vs

Meghan Trainor - Me Too









Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer Vs Dodgy - Good Enough
Woah Vicky - Woah Vicky Vs Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash - Girl from the North Country Vs Justin Bieber - Yummy
Westlife - Hey Whatever vs Meghan Trainor - Me Too