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Am I still a Virgin?

  • 29-04-2020 11:14PM
    #1
    nails1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 495 ✭✭


    I lobbed it into her for about three seconds on less than a semi-bone. Couldn’t get it back in after because it was too soft. I told me mates I lost my Virginity but they disagreed saying that encounter doesn’t count and I’m still a virgin. Are they right?


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  • #2
    blindside88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,957 ✭✭✭blindside88


    You lost your virginity but because it was such a brief encounter you’re virginity will have grown back by now. It’s likely that you’re now a double virgin and that’s much harder to lose


  • #3
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,665 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Am I real if no one can see me?

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  • #4
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    Should of just had a custard slice, same feeling really

    22/25



  • #5
    optogirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,113 ✭✭✭optogirl


    nails1 wrote: »
    I lobbed it into her for about three seconds

    You old romantic


  • #6
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,665 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    uch wrote: »
    Should of just had a custard slice, same feeling really

    Apple pie!

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  • #7
    Dr. Bre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,918 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    nails1 wrote: »
    I lobbed it into her for about three seconds on less than a semi-bone. Couldn’t get it back in after because it was too soft. I told me mates I lost my Virginity but they disagreed saying that encounter doesn’t count and I’m still a virgin. Are they right?

    Hope there was some social distancing?


  • #8
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Apple pie!

    Fukin King Herrod here with their apple pie, you'll have a custard slice and pray to the lord Fusco

    22/25



  • #9
    Jonybgud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 463 ✭✭Jonybgud


    If you lose your virginity in the woods and there's no one else there to witness it, did it really happen.


  • #10
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,260 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    You're not a virgin but you are a crap ride. Pray you have a useful tongue or spend life **** a lot.


  • #11
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,312 ✭✭✭nthclare


    nails1 wrote: »
    I lobbed it into her for about three seconds on less than a semi-bone. Couldn’t get it back in after because it was too soft. I told me mates I lost my Virginity but they disagreed saying that encounter doesn’t count and I’m still a virgin. Are they right?

    Did the same myself in a house in Ennis with a Clare hurlers sister, back in 1993 I was 18

    The anxiety of thinking she was up the duff was horrific, like pre cum and all..
    No rubber she just guided it in, nearly blew my load in second's...

    She was the first celeb I ever rode lol Clare hurlers sister like..
    We still mention it to each other now and again if we bump into each other when out...

    Had a crush on her since I was 13...

    I hope you're not too worried about it op :)


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  • #12
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Jonybgud wrote: »
    If you lose your virginity in the woods and there's no one else there to witness it, did it really happen.

    No that's the sound thing....

    If a tree falls does it make a sound...

    Unless he was riding a tree then she was the witness.....


  • #13
    Better Than Christ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    nails1 wrote: »
    I lobbed it into her for about three seconds on less than a semi-bone. Couldn’t get it back in after because it was too soft. I told me mates I lost my Virginity but they disagreed saying that encounter doesn’t count and I’m still a virgin. Are they right?

    It doesn't really matter. A more important question would be - was there a reason why it all went so terribly wrong? And what (apart from investing in a shoehorn) can you do prevent it from happening again?


  • #14
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    No that's the sound thing....

    If a tree falls does it make a sound...

    Unless he was riding a tree then she was the witness.....

    If he was riding a tree surely he had Wood

    22/25



  • #15
    Flavour Diaper
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 61 ✭✭Flavour Diaper


    I had the same issue OP. Was giving myself handjobs for years with a little sachet of saliva collected from my sister's toothbrush and had many sleepless nights wondering, am I still a virgin?


  • #16
    nails1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 495 ✭✭nails1


    blindside88 wrote: »
    You lost your virginity but because it was such a brief encounter you’re virginity will have grown back by now. It’s likely that you’re now a double virgin and that’s much harder to lose

    Are there any vaccines available to kill double virginity like corona. This feels much worse than any type of virus out there.


  • #17
    Bio Mech
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭Bio Mech


    Didn’t nails any1.


  • #18
    nails1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 495 ✭✭nails1


    Flavour Diaper wrote: »
    I had the same issue OP. Was giving myself handjobs for years with a little sachet of saliva collected from my sister's toothbrush and had many sleepless nights wondering, am I still a virgin?

    Any of those toothbrushes still available? I’ll take two. Have cash ready!!


  • #19
    Flavour Diaper
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 61 ✭✭Flavour Diaper


    nails1 wrote: »
    Any of those toothbrushes still available? I’ll take two. Have cash ready!!

    Yeah but she's not as good looking any longer.


  • #20
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    nthclare wrote: »
    Did the same myself in a house in Ennis with a Clare hurlers sister, back in 1993 I was 18

    The anxiety of thinking she was up the duff was horrific, like pre cum and all..
    No rubber she just guided it in, nearly blew my load in second's...

    She was the first celeb I ever rode lol Clare hurlers sister like..
    We still mention it to each other now and again if we bump into each other when out...

    Had a crush on her since I was 13...

    I hope you're not too worried about it op :)

    My debut was with a Clare hurlers sister on a beach in Lahinch in 1988.


  • #21
    nails1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 495 ✭✭nails1


    Flavour Diaper wrote: »
    Yeah but she's not as good looking any longer.

    F’ck it. I’ll pretend she still young and good looking in her little tight pjs with ponytails.


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  • #22
    nails1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 495 ✭✭nails1


    I’m only 29 which is still early 20s so I’ve plenty more time to lose it


  • #23
    firstlight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭firstlight


    Sounds like my first time
    Only got the German helmet past the cornbeef curtains and went off like an ice cream van hitting a wall
    Needless to say she said pull out your flooding me
    Was a rough couple of weeks waiting to hear she wasn't going to be having my devil spawn


  • #24
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    uch wrote: »
    If he was riding a tree surely he had Wood

    Really depends it could be rotten and moist


  • #25
    johnayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,717 ✭✭✭johnayo


    corner of hells wrote: »
    My debut was with a Clare hurlers sister on a beach in Lahinch in 1988.
    Any chance it was the same sister:D:D:D


  • #26
    Water John
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,997 ✭✭✭✭Water John


    firstlight wrote: »
    Sounds like my first time
    Only got the German helmet past the cornbeef curtains and and went off like an ice cream van hitting a wall
    Needless to say she said pull out your flooding me
    Was a rough couple of weeks waiting to hear she wasn't going to be having my devil spawn

    There is an annual award for the worst sex writing in a novel, can't remember the name, but I'll nominate you, it's brilliant and oh, so romantic.


  • #27
    paddythere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 439 ✭✭paddythere


    Did a similar thing myself. Lasted a couple of minutes and then went soft. Personally, I was counting it, I didnt regard myself as a virgin going to sleep that night. Luckily enough it was my girlfriend and she was totally cool about it as we had been drinking that night. The next morning I got the job done properly and a few more times throughout the day


  • #28
    SuperSean11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭SuperSean11


    blindside88 wrote: »
    You lost your virginity but because it was such a brief encounter you’re virginity will have grown back by now. It’s likely that you’re now a double virgin and that’s much harder to lose

    Virgin squared is how I believe its termed


  • #29
    firstlight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭firstlight


    At the end of the day it's all about emptying the daddybag and getting rid of the salty porridge

    Once that ectoplasm has left the system I'm like a new man,full of beans for life


  • #30
    i57dwun4yb1pt8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭i57dwun4yb1pt8


    firstlight wrote: »
    At the end of the day it's all about emptying the daddybag and getting rid of the salty porridge

    Once that ectoplasm has left the system I'm like a new man,full of beans for life



    im guessing you are from Tipp, for a number of reasons ...


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  • #31
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,986 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    uch wrote: »
    Should of just had a custard slice, same feeling really

    Warm apple pie.

    To thine own self be true



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