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Am I still a Virgin?

nails1

I lobbed it into her for about three seconds on less than a semi-bone. Couldn’t get it back in after because it was too soft. I told me mates I lost my Virginity but they disagreed saying that encounter doesn’t count and I’m still a virgin. Are they right?

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blindside88

You lost your virginity but because it was such a brief encounter you’re virginity will have grown back by now. It’s likely that you’re now a double virgin and that’s much harder to lose

Leg End Reject

Am I real if no one can see me?

uch

Should of just had a custard slice, same feeling really

optogirl

nails1 wrote: »

I lobbed it into her for about three seconds

You old romantic

Leg End Reject

uch wrote: »

Should of just had a custard slice, same feeling really

Apple pie!

Dr. Bre

nails1 wrote: »

I lobbed it into her for about three seconds on less than a semi-bone. Couldn’t get it back in after because it was too soft. I told me mates I lost my Virginity but they disagreed saying that encounter doesn’t count and I’m still a virgin. Are they right?

Hope there was some social distancing?

uch

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Apple pie!

Fukin King Herrod here with their apple pie, you'll have a custard slice and pray to the lord Fusco

Jonybgud

If you lose your virginity in the woods and there's no one else there to witness it, did it really happen.

Pauliedragon

You're not a virgin but you are a crap ride. Pray you have a useful tongue or spend life **** a lot.

nthclare

nails1 wrote: »

I lobbed it into her for about three seconds on less than a semi-bone. Couldn’t get it back in after because it was too soft. I told me mates I lost my Virginity but they disagreed saying that encounter doesn’t count and I’m still a virgin. Are they right?

Did the same myself in a house in Ennis with a Clare hurlers sister, back in 1993 I was 18

The anxiety of thinking she was up the duff was horrific, like pre cum and all..
No rubber she just guided it in, nearly blew my load in second's...

She was the first celeb I ever rode lol Clare hurlers sister like..
We still mention it to each other now and again if we bump into each other when out...

Had a crush on her since I was 13...

I hope you're not too worried about it op

punisher5112

Jonybgud wrote: »

If you lose your virginity in the woods and there's no one else there to witness it, did it really happen.

No that's the sound thing....

If a tree falls does it make a sound...

Unless he was riding a tree then she was the witness.....

Better Than Christ

nails1 wrote: »

I lobbed it into her for about three seconds on less than a semi-bone. Couldn’t get it back in after because it was too soft. I told me mates I lost my Virginity but they disagreed saying that encounter doesn’t count and I’m still a virgin. Are they right?

It doesn't really matter. A more important question would be - was there a reason why it all went so terribly wrong? And what (apart from investing in a shoehorn) can you do prevent it from happening again?

uch

punisher5112 wrote: »

No that's the sound thing....

If a tree falls does it make a sound...

Unless he was riding a tree then she was the witness.....

If he was riding a tree surely he had Wood

Flavour Diaper

I had the same issue OP. Was giving myself handjobs for years with a little sachet of saliva collected from my sister's toothbrush and had many sleepless nights wondering, am I still a virgin?

nails1

blindside88 wrote: »

You lost your virginity but because it was such a brief encounter you’re virginity will have grown back by now. It’s likely that you’re now a double virgin and that’s much harder to lose

Are there any vaccines available to kill double virginity like corona. This feels much worse than any type of virus out there.

Bio Mech

Didn’t nails any1.

nails1

Flavour Diaper wrote: »

I had the same issue OP. Was giving myself handjobs for years with a little sachet of saliva collected from my sister's toothbrush and had many sleepless nights wondering, am I still a virgin?

Any of those toothbrushes still available? I’ll take two. Have cash ready!!

Flavour Diaper

nails1 wrote: »

Any of those toothbrushes still available? I’ll take two. Have cash ready!!

Yeah but she's not as good looking any longer.

corner of hells

nthclare wrote: »

Did the same myself in a house in Ennis with a Clare hurlers sister, back in 1993 I was 18

The anxiety of thinking she was up the duff was horrific, like pre cum and all..
No rubber she just guided it in, nearly blew my load in second's...

She was the first celeb I ever rode lol Clare hurlers sister like..
We still mention it to each other now and again if we bump into each other when out...

Had a crush on her since I was 13...

I hope you're not too worried about it op

My debut was with a Clare hurlers sister on a beach in Lahinch in 1988.

nails1

Flavour Diaper wrote: »

Yeah but she's not as good looking any longer.

F’ck it. I’ll pretend she still young and good looking in her little tight pjs with ponytails.

nails1

I’m only 29 which is still early 20s so I’ve plenty more time to lose it

firstlight

Sounds like my first time
Only got the German helmet past the cornbeef curtains and went off like an ice cream van hitting a wall
Needless to say she said pull out your flooding me
Was a rough couple of weeks waiting to hear she wasn't going to be having my devil spawn

punisher5112

uch wrote: »

If he was riding a tree surely he had Wood

Really depends it could be rotten and moist

johnayo

corner of hells wrote: »

My debut was with a Clare hurlers sister on a beach in Lahinch in 1988.

Any chance it was the same sister:D:D:D

Water John

firstlight wrote: »

Sounds like my first time
Only got the German helmet past the cornbeef curtains and and went off like an ice cream van hitting a wall
Needless to say she said pull out your flooding me
Was a rough couple of weeks waiting to hear she wasn't going to be having my devil spawn

There is an annual award for the worst sex writing in a novel, can't remember the name, but I'll nominate you, it's brilliant and oh, so romantic.

paddythere

Did a similar thing myself. Lasted a couple of minutes and then went soft. Personally, I was counting it, I didnt regard myself as a virgin going to sleep that night. Luckily enough it was my girlfriend and she was totally cool about it as we had been drinking that night. The next morning I got the job done properly and a few more times throughout the day

SuperSean11

blindside88 wrote: »

You lost your virginity but because it was such a brief encounter you’re virginity will have grown back by now. It’s likely that you’re now a double virgin and that’s much harder to lose

Virgin squared is how I believe its termed

firstlight

At the end of the day it's all about emptying the daddybag and getting rid of the salty porridge

Once that ectoplasm has left the system I'm like a new man,full of beans for life

i57dwun4yb1pt8

firstlight wrote: »

At the end of the day it's all about emptying the daddybag and getting rid of the salty porridge

Once that ectoplasm has left the system I'm like a new man,full of beans for life

im guessing you are from Tipp, for a number of reasons ...

Purple Mountain

uch wrote: »

Should of just had a custard slice, same feeling really

Warm apple pie.