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Lahv Lahn: we can’t get de virus as we’re an island Editio

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    #9542
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,739 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    There should be a frozen option to keep the deceased in a chiller room until normal funeralling can resume.


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    #9543
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    People are queuing up to get the Covid?


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    #9544
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,998 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    zell12 wrote: »
    waste of wood, shroud will do


    Gallon of petrridddle and a match will do me. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #9545
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭ [Deleted User]


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    49

    they are only chislers

    Tbf, 49 is a bit young to be planning your funeral.

    2.58 is a bit late for an ad break though.


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    #9546
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Possible idea for Joe Duffy P.I book:

    A mysterious man in a cap and braces wanders the corridors of hospitals and nursing homes dropping typed up DNR messages into peoples emergency hospital bags unbeknownst to them.


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    #9547
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,878 ✭✭✭signostic


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Tbf, 49 is a bit young to be planning your funeral.

    2.58 is a bit late for an ad break though.

    gov.ie money...


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    #9548
    steinbock123
    Registered Users Posts: 613 ✭✭✭steinbock123


    Olive has every ailment known to medical science, but nuttin wrong with her mouth unfortunately


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    #9549
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Would LOVE to get Joe pronouncing Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy, Pyoderma Gangrenosum, Atrial Fibrilation, Panproctocectomy with End Ileostomy in the once sentence. Doctors always have to get me to spell it all out letter for letter, I feel like a medical professor when attending them.


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    #9550
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 23,904 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    ad sales off a cliff


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    #9551
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Why did he ask the two callers to stay, go to an ad break and then close the show?


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    #9552
    cozar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,483 ✭✭✭cozar


    he didnt get in his quota of washyerhands to he had to make up for it at the end!


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    #9553
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    zell12 wrote: »
    ad sales off a cliff

    And after gabbling all over the Kia ad at the end of the show, that one will have to be refunded, too


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    #9554
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 23,904 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Why did he ask the two callers to stay, go to an ad break and then close the show?
    don't die, stay


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    #9555
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Why did he ask the two callers to stay, go to an ad break and then close the show?

    Private, invitation only lock in to talk about illnesses and death, maybe?


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    #9556
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,739 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    zell12 wrote: »
    ad sales off a cliff


    RTE - Our presenters deserve a raise during these tough times :rolleyes:


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    #9557
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    New Thread

    We will be starting a new thread soon, suggest names and if people can thank the ones they like we'll try get a winner from that. The prize is all 5000 copies of the longest short stories entries.


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    #9558
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak.


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    #9559
    Field east
    Registered Users Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭Field east


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak.

    In case anyone missed it ‘How are uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu’is on now


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    #9560
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,046 ✭✭✭✭neris


    over 9000 dead in spain and the Chinese (a great bunch of lads) only had about 3000. Someone in China has the adding up mattymaticks skills of Joe Duffy I does think


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    #9561
    shearforce
    Registered Users Posts: 8,743 ✭✭✭shearforce


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak.

    has to be this, has to have "wash yer hands"


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    #9562
    paleoperson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    Shut up already, jesus. How long is this ****ing bull****?


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    #9563
    seamie78
    Registered Users Posts: 900 ✭✭✭seamie78


    what colour is de thread


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    #9564
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    So we DID get de voirus; now wash yer hands and take a Versatis.


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    #9565
    Gods Gift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    neris wrote: »
    over 9000 dead in spain and the Chinese (a great bunch of lads) only had about 3000. Someone in China has the adding up mattymaticks skills of Joe Duffy I does think

    Simple explanation.

    China is mostly a land locked island.


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    #9566
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users Posts: 5,916 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    pc7 wrote: »
    New Thread

    We will be starting a new thread soon, suggest names and if people can thank the ones they like we'll try get a winner from that. The prize is all 5000 copies of the longest short stories entries.

    Praise be unto Joe and his fabulous cocoon of grief so to speak.


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    #9567
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭ [Deleted User]


    pc7 wrote: »
    New Thread

    We will be starting a new thread soon, suggest names and if people can thank the ones they like we'll try get a winner from that. The prize is all 5000 copies of the longest short stories entries.

    "I should be allowed go for a walk when I want - Mary, 99 - Lahvline"


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    #9568
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Field east wrote: »
    In case anyone missed it ‘How are uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu’is on now

    I didn't miss it, i avoided it.


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    #9569
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    Your man kae won't be happy. A piece on tv3 about a school in kinsale doing the exact same thing as him.


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    #9570
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    I agree with the rules but I'm special: WASHYERHANDS


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    #9571
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/europe/how-five-days-of-evangelical-worship-set-off-the-coronavirus-outbreak-in-france-1.4217239

    Lets get the French Padre back on quick!


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