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Where are all the tall guys in Ireland

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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Time to begin my hiatus.

    Your instincts don't betray you for once.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Ultrflat wrote: »
    Forget it I'm weird, :pac::o... Its not a fetish tho its just a pretty UN appreciated aspect of any person body. For example: some women like big for arms. I like women with hot backs :pac:

    I love to motor boat too, but would always go for nice sized boobies.


    Nah, I don't think its weird. In fact, what with all the spare time I'm going to have, I might have a look for some back porn.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    Nah, I don't think its weird. In fact, what with all the spare time I'm going to have, I might have a look for some back porn.



    yoga chicks should explain it. :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,962 ✭✭✭Mr. teddywinkles


    Don't understand small girls with really tall guys. Makes ya look like a midget.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,606 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Back, tits, legs. Tis hard to beat a good personality, a good slutty personality.

    First they came for the socialists...



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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Don't understand small girls with really tall guys. Makes ya look like a midget.


    Makes the vertical 69 very easy though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    Don't understand small girls with really tall guys. Makes ya look like a midget.[/quot

    Here we go... I'm a midget because I date tall guys. I'd still be the exact same height if I was to date a shorter guy. Duh :rolleyes:

    Are you just intentionally acting like a halfwit?


  • Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    Makes the vertical 69 very easy though.

    Yes it does indeed


  • Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    "Lol"

    What's with the constant 'lol' retort to my posts?

    Ah, who cares....


  • Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    Your instincts don't betray you for once.

    Oh and here's the mighty horse with his short and sarcastic retorts. Oh how I've missed you.

    You 7'9"Adonis :rolleyes:

    You're probably shorter than me FFS


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  • Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    Ultrflat wrote: »
    Forget it I'm weird, :pac::o... Its not a fetish tho its just a pretty UN appreciated aspect of any person body. For example: some women like big for arms. I like women with hot backs :pac:

    I love to motor boat too, but would always go for nice sized boobies.

    Well obviously you'd need someone with nice size boobs to motorboat with!!!

    Couldn't motorboat between two fried eggs.

    I don't get 'some women like big for arms' WTF does that mean?

    I love a guy with big arms. Big for arms though? I've no clue

    If you're tall with big arms, let's hookup... Haha


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    Well obviously you'd need someone with nice size boobs to motorboat with!!!

    Couldn't motorboat between two fried eggs

    Or you can just motor boat between a ladies legs :D:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Tell us this, TDT, have yourself or Disney gotten many PMs? Just interested to know the amount of perverts I'm dealing with here and all this melon talk will have brought them out in force.


  • Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    Ultrflat wrote: »
    Or you can just motor boat between a ladies legs :D:pac:

    No, I couldn't, because I don't have a cock!!!

    And also I'm just into men


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,315 ✭✭✭Sam Hain


    No, I couldn't, because I don't have a cock!!!

    And also I'm just into men

    You'll have a cock soon.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,368 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    No, I couldn't, because I don't have a cock!!!

    And also I'm just into men

    I don't think he meant using a cock.

    Lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    Does IamMetalDave just come on this thread to say thanks to all the short guys posting ****e about me?? Hmm

    Why's that metal Dave? You a short guy too on a tall guy thread?

    Serious question


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,315 ✭✭✭Sam Hain


    I don't think he meant using a cock.

    Lol

    I think they confused motorboating with white water rafting.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,457 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    I'm disappointed to see one Kildare man and some gay men thwarting the LOL dolls quest for tall men.


    I still recommend B&Q. Perhaps the tall men could keep an eye out for a short woman with great melons, and a tall woman with great melons - some to be enhanced to greater greatness?
    It's funny you say that, because if you were in my local B&Q-esque place yesterday evening (Woodies), you would have seen a 6'5" Kildare man trying to carry a jigsaw, lawn seed, a tin of paint, and some 1.8m lumber with some decorum. (Nothing was dropped nor knocked over, I swear!)

    I should have used a trolley...


  • Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    I don't think he meant using a cock.

    Lol

    Okay his face so then...

    What's with the constant 'lol' after every comment you make?

    You're not that funny, you're really just a leg end after all


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  • Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    Sam Hain wrote: »
    You'll have a cock soon.

    I know I will... Can't wait... Tall guys with big cocks... Sweet

    I'm presuming you're tall Sam... Being on the tall guy thread.

    Oh please don't tell me you're a short guy just randomly posting in the wrong thread???


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Does IamMetalDave just come on this thread to say thanks to all the short guys posting ****e about me?? Hmm

    Why's that metal Dave? You a short guy too on a tall guy thread?

    Serious question

    I always imagined Dave as looking like Derrick Green from Sepultura. Nothing of interest to say, just my thoughts on the situation.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,368 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    It's funny you say that, because if you were in my local B&Q-esque place yesterday evening (Woodies), you would have seen a 6'5" Kildare man trying to carry a jigsaw, lawn seed, a tin of paint, and some 1.8m lumber with some decorum. (Nothing was dropped nor knocked over, I swear!)

    I should have used a trolley...

    Well now you're just showing off.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,457 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    I don't get 'some women like big for arms' WTF does that mean?

    I love a guy with big arms. Big for arms though? I've no clue
    I'd say that's supposed to be 'big forearms'.


  • Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    It's funny you say that, because if you were in my local B&Q-esque place yesterday evening (Woodies), you would have seen a 6'5" Kildare man trying to carry a jigsaw, lawn seed, a tin of paint, and some 1.8m lumber with some decorum. (Nothing was dropped nor knocked over, I swear!)

    I should have used a trolley...

    Tell me more? And in kildare you say? I'm in Cork myself but I'd be willing to travel


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,457 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Well now you're just showing off.
    I'm just giving an example of what us tall guys are capable of. Isn't that what the thread is about? Well, something like that...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,315 ✭✭✭Sam Hain


    I know I will... Can't wait... Tall guys with big cocks... Sweet

    I'm presuming you're tall Sam... Being on the tall guy thread.

    Oh please don't tell me you're a short guy just randomly posting in the wrong thread???

    Why would a short arse even visit this thread.


  • Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    I'd say that's supposed to be 'big forearms'.

    Oh yes, it was taking on a whole new meaning for me when I initially read it.

    Also noticed he said motor boat and not motorboat...completely different meanings


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,457 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Tell me more? And in kildare you say? I'm in Cork myself but I'd be willing to travel
    Indeed! Hardware shops is where it's at! Although having to queue outside wasn't ideal. Some virus thingy. At least I could see to the front of the queue over everybody else's heads.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 681 ✭✭✭TheDenialTwist


    Sam Hain wrote: »
    Why would a short arse even visit this thread.

    There's loads of them on it.

    The OP looking for a tall guy and myself looking for a tall guy and suddenly an influx of short men on here.

    Maybe they read the Thread Title incorrectly?


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