Where are all the tall guys in Ireland

Ultrflat

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

No, I couldn't, because I don't have a cock!!!

And also I'm just into men

See below.

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I don't think he meant using a cock.

Lol

Bingo..... :pac:
plus motor boating the poonaniy is way more advantages then falling face first into a healthy dose of boob

TheDenialTwist

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

Indeed! Hardware shops is where it's at! Although having to queue outside wasn't ideal. Some virus thingy. At least I could see to the front of the queue over everybody else's heads.

DIY shops... I don't live in Cork city but there are plenty of DIY shops outside of the city. I will have to frequent there.

Cheers for that

You could see over their heads? Good to know. You could come in handy for shoulder sitting at concerts.

Deebles McBeebles

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

There's loads of them on it.

The OP looking for a tall guy and myself looking for a tall guy and suddenly an influx of short men on here.

Maybe they read the Thread Title incorrectly?

Harder to read it from down there.

TheDenialTwist

Ultrflat wrote: »

See below.





Bingo..... :pac:
plus motor boating the poonaniy is way more advantages then falling face first into a healthy dose of boob

Yes, I realised my error but did you realise yours?

Huge difference between motorboat and motor boat!!!

IamMetaldave

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Does IamMetalDave just come on this thread to say thanks to all the short guys posting ****e about me?? Hmm

Why's that metal Dave? You a short guy too on a tall guy thread?

Serious question

Ha! I had my say here and there... Usually I'd pay no heed to such nonsense but this thread is like a car crash.. i just keep watching it..

And no.. I'm not a "short guy"

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I always imagined Dave as looking like Derrick Green from Sepultura. Nothing of interest to say, just my thoughts on the situation.

Hahaha Sorry Deebles, not quite

TheDenialTwist

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Harder to read it from down there.

Haha, that's a good one.

I can relate, being a short female... My sun visor is virtually useless!

Sardonicat

I don't get having a preference for tall or short. Perhaps that's cos I'm short myself so the vast majority of men are tall compared to me. Just how tall is measured by how far back I have to tilt my head to look them in the eye. You can have a list of preferences the length of your arm but when you fall for someone you might be surprised that not one of those preferences have been ticked off. The heart and the other organs involved in these matters want what they want and couldn't care less about your preferred height/weight/hair colour/eye colour/age/profession or even gender. If you are fortunate enough to be in a position to follow those feelings, then do so. And stop waisting your time looking for your 'ideal' partner. You'll know ow when you meet one.

Leg End Reject

Dave is Batman.

Leg End Reject

Sardonicat wrote: »

I don't get having a preference for tall or short. Perhaps that's cos I'm short myself so the vast majority of men are tall compared to me. Just how tall is measured by how far back I have to tilt my head to look them in the eye. You can have a list of preferences the length of your arm but when you fall for someone you might be surprised that not one of those preferences have been ticked off. The heart and the other organs involved in these matters want what they want and couldn't care less about your preferred height/weight/hair colour/eye colour/age/profession or even gender. If you are fortunate enough to be in a position to follow those feelings, then do so. And stop waisting your time looking for your 'ideal' partner. You'll know ow when you meet one.

Yep, all you need is someone to start a throbbing in the nethers and lists go out the window.

TheDenialTwist

IamMetaldave wrote: »

Ha! I had my say here and there... Usually I'd pay no heed to such nonsense but this thread is like a car crash.. i just keep watching it..

And no.. I'm not a "short guy"




Hahaha Sorry Deebles, not quite

So, a tall guy. What kind of metal are you into?

Also, you enjoy watching car crashes on repeat... Hmm

Deebles McBeebles

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Haha, that's a good one.

I can relate, being a short female... My sun visor is virtually useless!

On the bright side, you are further from its harmful rays.

TheDenialTwist

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Yep, all you need is someone to start a throbbing in the nethers and lists go out the window.

I'd concur, with someone who could start a tingle but who has lists???

TheDenialTwist

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

On the bright side, you are further from its harmful rays.

Crikey, not much further than anyone else if you mean for safety!

Deebles McBeebles

Sardonicat wrote: »

I don't get having a preference for tall or short. Perhaps that's cos I'm short myself

Typical shortarse response

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Yep, all you need is someone to start a throbbing in the nethers and lists go out the window.

As a tall guy who is into metal I have this effect on many women. I just turn the bass down and that seems to solve it.

Sam Hain

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I'd concur, with someone who could start a tingle but who has lists???

Worked for Schindler.

Feisar

Ladies ye must have a ball of PM's at this stage from every single lad on boards over 5'10'' and a half on his tippy toes?

Sardonicat

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Yep, all you need is someone to start a throbbing in the nethers and lists go out the window.

A bit of an aul flutter in your gutter. ...

Sam Hain

Sardonicat wrote: »

I don't get having a preference for tall or short. Perhaps that's cos I'm short myself so the vast majority of men are tall compared to me. Just how tall is measured by how far back I have to tilt my head to look them in the eye. You can have a list of preferences the length of your arm but when you fall for someone you might be surprised that not one of those preferences have been ticked off. The heart and the other organs involved in these matters want what they want and couldn't care less about your preferred height/weight/hair colour/eye colour/age/profession or even gender. If you are fortunate enough to be in a position to follow those feelings, then do so. And stop waisting your time looking for your 'ideal' partner. You'll know ow when you meet one.

I believe this to be mostly wrong and in parts far fetched.

IamMetaldave

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Dave is Batman.

Never a truer statement

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

So, a tall guy. What kind of metal are you into?

Most of it to be honest... if it's good, I like it :rolleyes: There are some exceptions.. I hate those new age GNR / Motley Crue wanna be bands.

Sardonicat

Sam Hain wrote: »

I believe this to be mostly wrong and in parts far fetched.

Don't worry. You'll understand one day.

Ultrflat

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Yes, I realised my error but did you realise yours?

Huge difference between motorboat and motor boat!!!

I wouldn't know, I don't usually worry about spelling when my face is deep in boob or vagina...

Sam Hain

Sardonicat wrote: »

Don't worry. You'll understand one day.

So I could potentially end up with a 20 stone, pink eyed, transgender dwarf taxidermist sporting a green mullet based on your algorithm of love.

Sardonicat

Sam Hain wrote: »

So I could potentially end up with a 20 stone, pink eyed, transgender dwarf taxidermist sporting a green mullet based on your algorithm of love.

Yup. Fraid so.

TheDenialTwist

Sam Hain wrote: »

Worked for Schindler.

His list wasn't too romantic though

Bobblehats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-spxZKJtvQ

TheDenialTwist

Ultrflat wrote: »

I wouldn't know, I don't usually worry about spelling when my face is deep in boob or vagina...

Oh I don't worry about anyone's spelling when they motorboat me.

I'd be fierce disappointed though if a asked me could he motor boat me... FFS, lost at sea instead of a guy with his face buried in my melons

Jeepers, all this talk of motorboat is getting my tingles going...

I'm looking forward to some afternoon delight...

Sardonicat

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I'm looking forward to some afternoon delight...

Is that anything like angel delight? Can you still get angel delight? I'd love some of that right now. Would angel delight count as essential supplies?

Sam Hain

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Oh I don't worry about anyone's spelling when they motorboat me.

I'd be fierce disappointed though if a asked me could he motor boat me... FFS, lost at sea instead of a guy with his face buried in my melons

Jeepers, all this talk of motorboat is getting my tingles going...

I'm looking forward to some afternoon delight...

You come across as a bit of a Pat Mustard "and now to motorboat Mrs. O''Reilly". Except a female version, a Patricia Mustard as such.

TheDenialTwist

IamMetaldave wrote: »

Never a truer statement



Most of it to be honest... if it's good, I like it :rolleyes: There are some exceptions.. I hate those new age GNR / Motley Crue wanna be bands.

So, sounds like you're more into rock?

I'm mainly a rock chick myself, with some metal thrown in for good measure.

DisneyLover

IamMetaldave wrote: »

Never a truer statement



Most of it to be honest... if it's good, I like it :rolleyes: There are some exceptions.. I hate those new age GNR / Motley Crue wanna be bands.

Did you really just write 2 of the band's I like to make me look like a dope lol.
GnR are unreal and motle where great in their day.