Why don't Irish houses have bidets?

loyatemu · 10-03-2020 05:24PM

you can attach one to your loo:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07HMSDVGW/

Fireball81 · 10-03-2020 05:25PM

Just use the shower hose when required- that's what i do anyway.

Hotblack Desiato · 10-03-2020 05:38PM

NIMAN wrote: »

And then how would you dry your rear? With a towel?:eek:

Why? What do you do after you have a shower?

BeerWolf · 10-03-2020 06:16PM

Pft, use this instead;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg5kP5kvXpc

Gatling · 10-03-2020 06:26PM

A basin to Wash your feet in

randd1 · 10-03-2020 06:35PM

A bidet is no three seashells.

Rufeo · 10-03-2020 07:44PM

Probably coz it's just freezing all the time.

mvl · 10-03-2020 08:19PM

glasso wrote: »

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Large-650ml-Peri-Bottle-Postpartum/dp/B07FXXT7FH/ref=sxin_4_ac_d_rm?ac_md=2-2-cGVyaSBib3R0bGU%3D-ac_d_rm&cv_ct_cx=bidet+bottle&keywords=bidet+bottle&pd_rd_i=B07FXXT7FH&pd_rd_r=d020f98e-641e-4009-a7b9-38214d3540f2&pd_rd_w=CgAZy&pd_rd_wg=vCbpl&pf_rd_p=121b3348-0e58-4e9d-98fe-f834bdd7238d&pf_rd_r=NP2SM3G7GDEMHGJH06Z0&psc=1&qid=1583854226

these things are actually brilliant. well worth it!

this seems to be purposed for something else, being limited to 650 ml per use ...looking at devices that are meant to use lets say 0.5 litres of water /minute - when the cleansing process can be few minutes long ... don't think this is really a replacement for those.

but then, on OP - think bidets, or even too much toilet paper should not be necessary for ppl with a healthy gut/bowel movements - more info in this article https://www.wellandgood.com/good-advice/healthy-poop-toilet-paper-signs/

10-03-2020 08:51PM

NIMAN wrote: »

I remember it and to be honest it had very little water pressure.
Don't think it would have shifted much material, if you get my drift.

And then how would you dry your rear? With a towel?:eek:

Hairdryer, of course! On medium heat setting

Raconteuse · 10-03-2020 09:02PM

My friend's parents got one fitted when we were kids. Just assumed it was a weird toilet and pee'd in it. I was then informed that it was a "bum washer".

branie2 · 10-03-2020 10:19PM

We're not that posh!

10-03-2020 10:26PM

Wash your arse when you jump in the shower if ya want.

Personally I don't like bidet's as a cleaning method

JupiterKid · 10-03-2020 10:29PM

My family home that I grew up in, in suburban Dublin had a bidet in the main bathroom. The house was built in the 1970s and I think bidets were very briefly in vogue back then (along with the vile carpets in the bathrooms).

I don't think anyone actually used it, or I suppose admitted to using it. The old bidet had a sprinking jet of water that shot up from the base that we messed with as kids.

BuboBubo · 10-03-2020 11:29PM

mvl wrote: »

this seems to be purposed for something else, being limited to 650 ml per use ...looking at devices that are meant to use lets say 0.5 litres of water /minute - when the cleansing process can be few minutes long ... don't think this is really a replacement for those.

but then, on OP - think bidets, or even too much toilet paper should not be necessary for ppl with a healthy gut/bowel movements - more info in this article https://www.wellandgood.com/good-advice/healthy-poop-toilet-paper-signs/

I use a similar contraption to rinse my sinuses

uck51js9zml2yt · 10-03-2020 11:34PM

Do what they do in India
Fit a hose onto the wall next to the toilet.

Ficheall · 10-03-2020 11:41PM

I always use a squirt of baby cream onto the toilet paper for the second or third approach. Works wonderfully.

- Dr Ficheall (phd in the mathematical study of holes, as it happens)

Nevin Parsnipp · 10-03-2020 11:47PM

BuboBubo wrote: »

I use a similar contraption to rinse my sinuses

Matron ?

10-03-2020 11:48PM

Just install a little shower head thing beside the toilet.
Every house in Finland has them.
Have seen them in a few Muslim countries also.
No need for a while diffenrt toilet thing. A hose will do the same job

10-03-2020 11:50PM

mvl wrote: »

this seems to be purposed for something else, being limited to 650 ml per use ...looking at devices that are meant to use lets say 0.5 litres of water /minute - when the cleansing process can be few minutes long ... don't think this is really a replacement for those.

but then, on OP - think bidets, or even too much toilet paper should not be necessary for ppl with a healthy gut/bowel movements - more info in this article https://www.wellandgood.com/good-advice/healthy-poop-toilet-paper-signs/

how would you know - you don't have one?

works well I can tell you :pac:

saves the hassle of installing a hose and it's portable.

Pawwed Rig · 10-03-2020 11:56PM

GBX wrote: »

Miley had a Bidet

Till he had his way with Fidelma

This post deserved way more thanks. Shame

Deebles McBeebles · 11-03-2020 10:13AM

Ficheall wrote: »

I always use a squirt of baby cream onto the toilet paper for the second or third approach. Works wonderfully.

- Dr Ficheall (phd in the mathematical study of holes, as it happens)

When you say "baby cream"... Well, its not the stuff you make yourself, is it?

FTA69 · 11-03-2020 10:24AM

They make sense like. If you had sh*t smeared on your forearm for instance would you be content to just give it a wipe with some paper?

I'm definitely getting an arse washer in my next gaff.

Aglomerado · 11-03-2020 10:27AM

Power washer from Lidl, now with arse washer attachments.

irish_goat · 11-03-2020 10:33AM

I rented a house in Derry a while ago that had a bidet, never used it and I don't think anyone else did. Used them on holidays before and I have to admit, after a serious feed of spicy Asian food the night before, those washers were a pleasant experience in the morning.

Witchie · 11-03-2020 12:34PM

I love a bumgun. Don't feel clean without it so another reason I am not fond of coming home to Ireland. If I ever move back, my house will have one

JohnnyFlash · 11-03-2020 12:48PM

Water is fûck all use in cleaning your hole if you’re after 4 solid days of fried breakfasts, pints, and late night kebabs. What you need is lovely soft 4-ply toilet tissue, and lots of it.

Shlippery · 11-03-2020 12:54PM

Just back from Japan....all i'll say is...game changer.

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

Even has a little button to play a jingle.

BENDYBINN · 11-03-2020 12:57PM

Why don’t Irish houses have bitches I thought the title said.....they do and plenty of them....

Hotblack Desiato · 11-03-2020 01:00PM

Can't beat a good scrub with soap and water Johnny. You wouldn't 'clean' sh1t off your hand with only paper now would you?

sbsquarepants · 11-03-2020 01:01PM

I don't like them.

What kind of freaky fetishist enjoys squirting cold water on their balloon knot.

Fúck that shít!

Why don't Irish houses have bidets?

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