Ways to sabotage your online dating profile

beejee wrote: »

It's a big hi all the laydeez out there (big, know what I mean?! Wink wink)

I'll get rule numero uno out of the way first. I like to have lots of fun and don't like being tied down by one person (unless... you know what I mean?! Wink wink). But loyalty is a deal breaker, my girl has to have it, don't want any slappers, no offence (but then again if you're up for it, you're up for it, eh?! Know what I mean?! Wink wink)

Not too keen on wrapping up the sausage, but I can't respect a woman who plays unsafe. No thanks!

Fairly unmotivated guy, don't weigh myself down with ambitions. That stuff is for losers and I don't like to get held back with that stuff, but seriously, I like a woman whos able to support themselves. And support me too, the odd time lol!

Gave up the car thing years ago, parents didn't want me on their insurance after I crashed their car. Any lucky laydeez must have their own transport. For real. But it's a sweet deal living at home with the parents, all my mess is cleaned up and free food too! That reminds me, I like a girl who knows how to cook, very important to me. A deal breaker to be honest. Must have their own place too, no housemates crapola

Dont be annoying me with phone calls and texts wrecking the head. No headwreckers. If you're a headwrecker keep going. At the same time, it's nice if a girl actually gets v back to you when you call or text, no waiting ages for simple stuff. If I need a lift, I'll let you know there and then, not the day before lol! Or if I need a "lift", know what I mean?! Lol wink wink

Anyway, if I've caught your attention, send all your nude pictures (joking! Not really! wink wink) to madman5million@freemale.com

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Looking to date very very soon as my biological clock is loudly ticking.
Must be handsome, over 6ft, have great genes and look great in jeans and, most important, own a fab car as I don't drive.
Must have a great job as I'll be giving up work when I'm pregnant, and you'll need to maintain my lavish lifestyle* #queeninwaiting

Hobbies: having weekly manicures, shopping and buying expensive handbags #Guccigirl and designer shoes #manoloblahnikslovemyfootsies

Swipe now boys, join the queue of lucky men who might get to marry me! #weddingplannerawaitsmyphonecall

:rolleyes::D:rolleyes:

* on his wedding day, my favourite cousin's new father in law said similar in his speech, he hoped that S would keep his daughter in the lifestyle she was used to- marriage ended within a year.

lalababa wrote: »

My last tinder experience:
Me...Hi🙂. >Hi back.> What do you like to do on a date?🙂> A coffee and a chat.> Great , when do we meet up for sex??🙂.............................no answer
This is after many inane interactions with many many ladies where I'm making all, repeat ALL the running.
It's like you have to pester them adinfinitum before they can show any interest. Coz of the whole Catholic/slut shaming/ chip on the shoulder kind of thing.
Like I'll swipe you right but then show indifference to your next 10 messages, not that I'd go to ten..about 3 is my max.