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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

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  • #32
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,458 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    They weren't naked from the waist down, I think we can crack this.

    What, we need to take our pants off and put on our thinking hats?


  • #33
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    What, we need to take our pants off and put on our thinking hats?

    At least we know what organ you're thinking with.....:pac:


  • #34
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,628 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    What, we need to take our pants off and put on our thinking hats?

    Yes, we'll assemble in the semi-nudist colony at 06.00 hrs. Bring a blanket, sandwiches and wear a blue scarf.

    https://forumofgames.com/



  • #35
    beejee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Smegma is no joking matter if it's reaching your buns.

    Exactly, parmigiano smegiano, expect no less from burger King.

    You'll know it's getting real when monaghan man slops one down in front of you, that par-smeg scent overpowering you from second number 1.

    Legit. Burger king could learn a thing or two, lower case "k", that franchise you also love, started by a plucky Wexford woman in the 1970s


  • #36
    beejee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Yes, we'll assemble in the semi-nudist colony at 06.00 hrs. Bring a blanket, sandwiches and wear a blue scarf.

    Well now, we both know what "blue" signifies...


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  • #37
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,628 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    beejee wrote: »
    Well now, we both know what "blue" signifies...

    You could have a little tug before you leave to empty things. We won't be looking anyway.

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  • #38
    Plumbthedepths
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,653 ✭✭✭✭Plumbthedepths


    Va te faire foutre. (Joking)


  • #39
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,628 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Plumbthedepths wrote: »
    Va te faire foutre. (Joking)

    Comment oses-tu!

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  • #40
    beejee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    You could have a little tug before you leave to empty things. We won't be looking anyway.

    Alas, if only it were so easy not to be looking, when the event is so cosmic in magnitude that it rides both visible and invisible wavelengths delivered directly to all brains within 100 yards.

    But, I don't think you understand the significance of "a blue scarf". Let's just say this much, an amateur oboist will likely be required and lashings of ambrosia creamed rice.


  • #41
    rickis tache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 594 ✭✭✭rickis tache


    Fetché lá vaiche. Lá vaiche? Oui lá vaiche? Que?
    Get the cow!


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  • #42
    TomSweeney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,260 ✭✭✭TomSweeney


    Mange tu !


  • #43
    Rufeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 503 ✭✭✭Rufeo


    Yes I want to coucher with a French woman. Hmmm.


  • #44
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,628 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    TomSweeney wrote: »
    Mange tu !

    Eat yourself! Mangetout.

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  • #45
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,202 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Mange Tout Rodney!


  • #46
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,015 ✭✭✭Feisar


    101.jpg

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #47
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,458 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    anewme wrote: »
    Mange Tout Rodney!

    Aw, quiche Lorraine mate!


  • #48
    AllForIt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    Omackeral wrote: »
    You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?”

    “They don’t call it a quarter pounder with cheese?”

    “No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the f**k a quarter pounder is.”

    “Then what do they call it?”

    “They call it a Royale with cheese.”

    “Royale with cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?”

    “Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.”

    “Le Big Mac! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?”

    “I dunno, I didn’t go into a Burger King.”

    Went on school tour to Paris when I was 16. I did not do French at school, only the girls did for some reason.

    Anyway we were let loose in the city and we were starved. We came across a BK and I was nervous about ordering because of the language barrier.

    I got to the cashier finally in a very long queue and I splurted out "Menoo Wuppoeur", in by best attempt at a French accent.

    Tastiest burger I ever had in my life given we were starved.


  • #49
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,347 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Is a cheeseburger without cheese actually a cheeseburger if no one sees the cheese being taken?

    Schrödinger's cheese burger.


  • #50
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "We're gonna rock around the crock tonight'


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