Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Crock Rock

Çe soir?

There's room for two..... Maybe 3.

Patser

Non

cj maxx

Oui

Poor Uncle Tom

What a crock......

Leg End Reject

Oui, mais non, mais oui.

anewme

In the libary or Tescoes?

Leg End Reject

anewme wrote: »

In the libary or Tescoes?

Translation: Dans la bibliothèque ou le supermarché?

beejee

Marmalad or marmalady?

One eyed Jack

Je ne regrette rien

Barna77

Liaisons dangereuses

One eyed Jack

beejee wrote: »

Marmalad or marmalady?

Lady marmalad even? :eek:

anewme

beejee wrote: »

Marmalad or marmalady?

They are in aisle 7.

Peseves aisle.

Omackeral

You’re what the French called Les Incompetents

Omackeral

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?”

“They don’t call it a quarter pounder with cheese?”

“No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the f**k a quarter pounder is.”

“Then what do they call it?”

“They call it a Royale with cheese.”

“Royale with cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?”

“Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.”

“Le Big Mac! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?”

“I dunno, I didn’t go into a Burger King.”

Leg End Reject

Omackeral wrote: »

Also Royale with cheese

Aussi royale au fromage, cockwomble.

beejee

Omackeral wrote: »

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?”

“They don’t call it a quarter pounder with cheese?”

“No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the f**k a quarter pounder is.”

“Then what do they call it?”

“They call it a Royale with cheese.”

“Royale with cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?”

“Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.”

“Le Big Mac! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?”

“I dunno, I didn’t go into a Burger King.”

That's from that burger King ad on telly?

anewme

beejee wrote: »

That's from that burger King ad on telly?

You must mean buger king?

Leg End Reject

anewme wrote: »

You must mean buger king?

Bette than Supemacs.

anewme

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Bette than Supemacs.

Definitely a bette buy.

Leg End Reject

anewme wrote: »

Definitely a bette buy.

Much tastie alight.

beejee

anewme wrote: »

You must mean buger king?

No, I mean burger King, lower case "b", the franchise started by a plucky monaghan man in the 1970s.

He has all the favourites like double rasher cheeseburger and mushroom double finnish

anewme

beejee wrote: »

No, I mean burger King, lower case "b", the franchise started by a plucky monaghan man in the 1970s.

He has all the favourites like double rasher cheeseburger and mushroom double finnish

Did you find out all this in the libary?

beejee

anewme wrote: »

Did you find out all this in the libary?

Well, I found a double rasher cheeseburger beside a libary once, some joker had taken all the cheese off it though

Leg End Reject

Is a cheeseburger without cheese actually a cheeseburger if no one sees the cheese being taken?

anewme

beejee wrote: »

Well, I found a double rasher cheeseburger beside a libary once, some joker had taken all the cheese off it though

Wasnt me anyway, I'm a vegetaian

Sardonicat

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Is a cheeseburger without cheese actually a cheeseburger if no one sees the cheese being taken?

If the greatest minds in philosophy couldn't agree on that, how do you expect anyone here to know?

anewme

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Is a cheeseburger without cheese actually a cheeseburger if no one sees the cheese being taken?

When he asked for an 'easi single' on his burger, they thought he was talking about his relationship status so left it off.

Leg End Reject

Sardonicat wrote: »

If the greatest minds in philosophy couldn't agree on that, how do you expect anyone here to know?

They weren't naked from the waist down, I think we can crack this.

beejee

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Is a cheeseburger without cheese actually a cheeseburger if no one sees the cheese being taken?

Sorry, I forgot to finish that sentence, what I meant to say was that some joker had taken the cheese off it... And left the cheese beside the burger.

I was able to match the imprint of the semi melted cheese to the angle of the droop on the bun.

Doctors room ghost

anewme wrote: »

Did you find out all this in the libary?

Ahh the “libary” thread.a classic.

Leg End Reject

beejee wrote: »

Sorry, I forgot to finish that sentence, what I meant to say was that some joker had taken the cheese off it... And left the cheese beside the burger.

I was able to match the imprint of the semi melted cheese to the angle of the droop on the bun.

Smegma is no joking matter if it's reaching your buns.

Sardonicat

Leg End Reject wrote: »

They weren't naked from the waist down, I think we can crack this.

What, we need to take our pants off and put on our thinking hats?

Poor Uncle Tom

Sardonicat wrote: »

What, we need to take our pants off and put on our thinking hats?

At least we know what organ you're thinking with.....:pac:

Leg End Reject

Sardonicat wrote: »

What, we need to take our pants off and put on our thinking hats?

Yes, we'll assemble in the semi-nudist colony at 06.00 hrs. Bring a blanket, sandwiches and wear a blue scarf.

beejee

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Smegma is no joking matter if it's reaching your buns.

Exactly, parmigiano smegiano, expect no less from burger King.

You'll know it's getting real when monaghan man slops one down in front of you, that par-smeg scent overpowering you from second number 1.

Legit. Burger king could learn a thing or two, lower case "k", that franchise you also love, started by a plucky Wexford woman in the 1970s

beejee

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Yes, we'll assemble in the semi-nudist colony at 06.00 hrs. Bring a blanket, sandwiches and wear a blue scarf.

Well now, we both know what "blue" signifies...

Leg End Reject

beejee wrote: »

Well now, we both know what "blue" signifies...

You could have a little tug before you leave to empty things. We won't be looking anyway.

Plumbthedepths

Va te faire foutre. (Joking)

Leg End Reject

Plumbthedepths wrote: »

Va te faire foutre. (Joking)

Comment oses-tu!

beejee

Leg End Reject wrote: »

You could have a little tug before you leave to empty things. We won't be looking anyway.

Alas, if only it were so easy not to be looking, when the event is so cosmic in magnitude that it rides both visible and invisible wavelengths delivered directly to all brains within 100 yards.

But, I don't think you understand the significance of "a blue scarf". Let's just say this much, an amateur oboist will likely be required and lashings of ambrosia creamed rice.

rickis tache

Fetché lá vaiche. Lá vaiche? Oui lá vaiche? Que?
Get the cow!

TomSweeney

Mange tu !

Rufeo

Yes I want to coucher with a French woman. Hmmm.

Leg End Reject

TomSweeney wrote: »

Mange tu !

Eat yourself! Mangetout.

anewme

Mange Tout Rodney!

Feisar

Sardonicat

anewme wrote: »

Mange Tout Rodney!

Aw, quiche Lorraine mate!

AllForIt

Omackeral wrote: »

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?”

“They don’t call it a quarter pounder with cheese?”

“No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the f**k a quarter pounder is.”

“Then what do they call it?”

“They call it a Royale with cheese.”

“Royale with cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?”

“Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.”

“Le Big Mac! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?”

“I dunno, I didn’t go into a Burger King.”

Went on school tour to Paris when I was 16. I did not do French at school, only the girls did for some reason.

Anyway we were let loose in the city and we were starved. We came across a BK and I was nervous about ordering because of the language barrier.

I got to the cashier finally in a very long queue and I splurted out "Menoo Wuppoeur", in by best attempt at a French accent.

Tastiest burger I ever had in my life given we were starved.

cj maxx

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Is a cheeseburger without cheese actually a cheeseburger if no one sees the cheese being taken?

Schrödinger's cheese burger.

"We're gonna rock around the crock tonight'