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Ways to occupy yourself if you are self-isolating due to Covid-19

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  • #32
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,034 ✭✭✭Feisar


    donvito99 wrote: »
    Determine how many faps required to top oneself.

    I enflamed my foreskin once from too much fappage.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #33
    ChikiChiki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭ChikiChiki


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    The trick is to wait til you have roughly 24hrs left. I always found panic to be my greatest motivation

    4 hours is better. Started one at 4pm one day after work for 8pm submission and nailed a rare 85%.


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    How long do ye reckon you could get away with not going to work for?..a couple of weeks?.. could you just rock up again afterwards going "ah, I'm grand"?


  • #35
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Feisar wrote: »
    I enflamed my foreskin once from too much fappage.
    An acronym of your username for you good sir. (With a slight cheat.)

    Foreskin Enflamed Incandescent & Scalding After Rubbing.


  • #36
    Andrew00
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭Andrew00


    Wankin all day probably and watch movies


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  • #37
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    A big **** off jar of Nutella.


  • #38
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,723 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    How long do ye reckon you could get away with not going to work for?..a couple of weeks?.. could you just rock up again afterwards going "ah, I'm grand"?

    The beauty of it is that you don't actually have to be sick, you just stay at home on the off chance you might be incubating it.

    https://forumofgames.com/



  • #39
    spurious
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Education Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,498 CMod ✭✭✭✭spurious


    Make a fortune charging 50 euro a go to 'collect a few messages' for those hiding from the plague.


  • #40
    cloudatlas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭cloudatlas


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Isolating yourself could be frustrating, demoralising and boring, but in today’s world of instant communication we are at least virtually connected to the outside world. Self-isolation could be used an an opportunity for doing something you always considered doing but e we had the time.

    Here’s a few of my own suggestions:

    1) Learn a new language or brush up on one you partly know. There are lots of internet resources.

    2) is there an untouched musical instrument in the house?

    Any more suggestions? ...

    Are you high?! My work will make me work from home and my laptop isn’t as good as my pc with two screens. I read in my spare time anyway. Enjoy making stuff out of drain pipe cleaners and toilet roll.


  • #41
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Imagine self isolating for two weeks , then opening your front door and finding everyone is dead or a zombie.


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  • #42
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    A big bag of cans.

    ;)

    Which reminds me, I must stock up.


  • #43
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    BrownFinger wrote: »
    Flick the bean

    Flick someone elses bean?


  • #44
    Blueshoe
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,957 ✭✭✭Blueshoe


    Smoke an ounce and do pushups


  • #45
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Learn to code


  • #46
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Imagine self isolating for two weeks , then opening your front door and finding everyone is dead or a zombie.

    28 days all over again?


  • #47
    spaceHopper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,235 ✭✭✭spaceHopper


    I've two kids I go to work for a break there is only so may times I can hear in one day I'm bored.


    Sleep I've about a 7 year deficit so I'll sleep most of the first week - this will also conserve food
    I just bought a bike so early morning cycles in the park will be on the cards.
    Give the neighbors some thing to look at I'll dig 3 gave size holes in the garden one day then fill them in the day after.
    I might take up hacking and hack into a bank to steal an Nigerian Prices legacy from his dead King / Father...
    When I was a kid I used to love MacGyver and the A-Team so I'll see what I can make out of the random stuff in the shed, make be a paint tin cannon or a lawnmower drone


  • #48
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,482 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    ^^^^^
    You've got a random stiff in your shed? Maybe you should start digging those grave size holes now.


  • #49
    spaceHopper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,235 ✭✭✭spaceHopper


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    ^^^^^
    You've got a random stiff in your shed? Maybe you should start digging those grave size holes now.

    OK grammar police chill, I can't "tpye" for sh1t


  • #50
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,482 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    spaceHopper wrote: »
    OK grammar police chill, I can't "tpye" for sh1t

    Not grammar policing at all! Thought it made a good post great, actually.


  • #51
    nkl12xtw5goz70
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭nkl12xtw5goz70


    Read all of Proust.


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  • #52
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,482 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Miles Moldy Mucous wrote: »
    Read all of Proust.

    Co's things aren't bad enough?


  • #53
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,034 ✭✭✭Feisar


    BrownFinger wrote: »
    Flick the bean

    How did you get the brown finger?

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #54
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This is where I’m going on Friday... if I don’t pass the “healthy” test as incoming passenger to Namibia

    https://www.namibian.com.na/87999/read/Mobile-field-hospital-set-up-at-airport

    I’m booked on a nice comfortable safari, hadn’t intended on the tented variety :D


  • #55
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    cloudatlas wrote: »
    Are you high?! My work will make me work from home and my laptop isn’t as good as my pc with two screens. I read in my spare time anyway. Enjoy making stuff out of drain pipe cleaners and toilet roll.

    I’m retired, easily bored :D


  • #56
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,915 ✭✭✭worded


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd9JYtztsQ0


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