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1 in 5 women suffers from sexual dysfunction - Neuroscience study

  • 24-02-2020 12:28AM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭


    https://neurosciencenews.com/sex-women-stress-15764/amp/

    I honestly thought it would have been higher.

    90%+ of males are hopeless in bed, so how they ever gonna get their women off?

    In other news, neural and nerve sensitivity is governed by induction of neural action potential firing in the brain.
    i.e. the arousal process does not transpire sufficiently well for at least 1 in 5 women to get their rocks off (I thought it'd be a lot higher honestly - it probably is).

    Conclusion?

    Female to male nerve induction seems to go down just fine in the vast majority of circumstances.

    Male to female nerve induction...... not so much.

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    Is it any surprise?

    That dude is probably good looking by typical irish standards (or male standards, period).


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    "So , Eileen celebrated long into the night after the win at bingo .Frank , her husband , who drove a taxi at night ,collected her and dropped her home .
    When she told him the good news , he opened a jar of beetroot, one of the larger ones and ate the whole lot."

    I'm doing a bit creative writing and was stuck for thread to tag it on , but found this one.
    What do youse think ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,664 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I'd wager those one in 5 women still get more action than poor LaptopGremlin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭creditcarder


    In fairness, if you are not an active sex partner, then you are a boring one.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    "So , Eileen celebrated long into the night after the win at bingo .Frank , her husband , who drove a taxi at night ,collected her and dropped her home .
    When she told him the good news , he opened a jar of beetroot, one of the larger ones and ate the whole lot."

    I'm doing a bit creative writing and was stuck for thread to tag it on , but found this one.
    What do youse think ?

    Then frank realised he left eileens best friend Mary behind. Fcuk says he. Frank jumps back into his Corolla and heads off to get her, he arrives with Mary standing in the rain with her tappers out.

    Apologies Mary, says frank. No bother frank says Mary but me tappers are soaked. Not to worry, I’ll dry them for you says frank.

    Frank asks Mary if it’s true you got your fanny waxed today?

    Well frank, I’ll let you try to find that out.......


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  • Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There is a simmering tension between Frank, Eileen & Mary, one of these evenings a fiver will be won on a scratchcard triggering a ménage a trois.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    There is a simmering tension between Frank, Eileen & Mary, one of these evenings a fiver will be won on a scratchcard triggering a ménage a trois.

    Mary’s husband jurgen might have something to say about that though.

    It’s not long before he gets out of the joy for riding his cat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,664 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    The cat is due to finish his therapy and will be castrated immediately. He will not be happy with the threesome ...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    An after hours thread previously quite openly explored the topic of female gratification.

    One poster plainly commented, "I can't believe any female posters here even think it's possible to experience sensation or climax via vaginal penetration. This is a myth! There's a pleasant full feeling, but clitoral stimulation is a necessity. In no other way is a woman going to reach climax".

    So basically it was saying, this poster - along with many others in the thread as I recall as there was communal agreement on the matter - plainly believes sensation via penetration doesn't really exist.
    And climax via penetration exclusively is basically an urban legend.

    To me this neuroscience study basically asserts the same thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 503 ✭✭✭Rufeo


    Maximum yawn this thread. It's enough to make me dysfunction. Bwahahaha


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,206 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    I'd say Laptop Gremlin wears a thong thong thong thong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,039 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    I'd wager those one in 5 women still get more action than poor LaptopGremlin.

    Clue in the name, really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Plopsu


    And climax via penetration exclusively is basically an urban legend.

    To me this neuroscience study basically asserts the same thing.

    So you didn't actually read the article then?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Plopsu wrote: »
    So you didn't actually read the article then?

    You're only looking at the grassroots of what it's actually alluding to.

    I'm not saying "all males are hopeless" and whiteknighting women - it doesn't really work like that.

    The overarching point I was making was - nerve induction.

    This isn't even a consideration in male culture.
    Frankly Irish culture is quite oppressive when it comes to promoting it, especially in men - and nuns are the worst hypocrites here cause let me tell you, I know a thing or two - and behind closed doors, they some nasty ass chickens.

    Article refers to general sexual well being - but it's all predicated on neural firing, that's the point.

    The point I was really trying to make posting it in AH, or the rather the discussion I was trying to reignite was female posters basically exhibiting their lack of ability to experience sensation during the "in/out, in/out" stage of debauchery.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Plopsu


    You're only looking at the grassroots of what it's actually alluding to.

    I'm not saying "all males are hopeless" and whiteknighting women - it doesn't really work like that.

    The overarching point I was making was - nerve induction.

    This isn't even a consideration in male culture.
    Frankly Irish culture is quite oppressive when it comes to promoting it, especially in men - and nuns are the worst hypocrites here cause let me tell you, I know a thing or two - and behind closed doors, they some nasty ass chickens.

    Article refers to general sexual well being - but it's all predicated on neural firing, that's the point.

    The point I was really trying to make posting it in AH, or the rather the discussion I was trying to reignite was female posters basically exhibiting their lack of ability to experience sensation during the "in/out, in/out" stage of debauchery.

    That was a lot of typing to say, "I'm making stuff up that's unrelated to the article". Most of the sexual dysfunction, the article talks about is poor body image and general disinterest in sex (or low libido). Nothing to do with 'nerve induction'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,706 ✭✭✭Muppet Man


    "So , Eileen celebrated long into the night after the win at bingo .Frank , her husband , who drove a taxi at night ,collected her and dropped her home .
    When she told him the good news , he opened a jar of beetroot, one of the larger ones and ate the whole lot."

    I'm doing a bit creative writing and was stuck for thread to tag it on , but found this one.
    What do youse think ?

    Meh... if youre going to make it anyway believable, its got to be a jar of pickled onions. No one would eat a jar of beetroot.


  • Posts: 6,583 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Someone isn't doing it right, or more likely not doing it at all.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Plopsu wrote: »
    That was a lot of typing to say, "I'm making stuff up that's unrelated to the article". Most of the sexual dysfunction the article talks about is poor body image and general disinterest in sex (or low libido). Nothing to do with 'nerve induction'.

    lolwut?

    You really think a neuroscience journal is gonna publish an article they don't feel is relevant to neural activity?

    What exactly do you think low interest and libido is a representation of?

    Don't answer - it doesn't matter.

    One last bump before I....

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    Topic is sensation (or lack thereof) via intercourse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    This study is about Australian women.
    The OP somehow links it to Irish men.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Your Face wrote: »
    This study is about Australian women.
    The OP somehow links it to Irish men.
    Mocking the afflicted is a tad ill mannered I grant you, but I'd not be surprised the only woman the OP has seen naked required clicking on a link. Never mind that his notions seem to be more read than experienced. The we have his decidedly odd and disjointed manner of presenting what he thinks is his case. There's a Walter Mitty thread hereabouts...

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Muppet Man wrote: »
    Meh... if youre going to make it anyway believable, its got to be a jar of pickled onions. No one would eat a jar of beetroot.

    It's not that long ago that a regular poster here , spoke about eating a block of lard to celebrate a promotion in work.
    Brings a whole new meaning to the term "skid marks ".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭creditcarder


    hmmmm, I have met sexologists and I find them kind of toxic and kind of, well, lesbian...kinda.



    Honestly, this lack of vaginal orgasm is overdramatised. IF the woman's into the guy (which is rare in fairness), she is active, and not blasting the clit off herself, then it is easier than a lot of sexologists make it out to be.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭J_E


    I'm not saying "all males are hopeless" and whiteknighting women - it doesn't really work like that.

    The overarching point I was making was - nerve induction.

    This isn't even a consideration in male culture.
    Frankly Irish culture is quite oppressive when it comes to promoting it, especially in men - and nuns are the worst hypocrites here cause let me tell you, I know a thing or two - and behind closed doors, they some nasty ass chickens.

    Do you own a fedora by any chance?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    I have read this whole thread and at no time have I seen the mention of a Custard Slice, now every human, male or female loves a good Custard slice, so reading between the lines, the reason 1 in 5 of anything is down to your local baker

    22/25



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭05eaftqbrs9jlh


    I mistakenly read that headline as "4 in 5 women having unreal sex".


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    hmmmm, I have met sexologists and I find them kind of toxic and kind of, well, lesbian...kinda.



    Honestly, this lack of vaginal orgasm is overdramatised. IF the woman's into the guy (which is rare in fairness), she is active, and not blasting the clit off herself, then it is easier than a lot of sexologists make it out to be.

    Umm, did I read a couple articles written by "sexperts" at varying times?

    Possibly.

    Yeah they're kind of.... creepy.

    Overly dramatized?
    Overly dramatized how?

    The whole societal setup is an absolute clusterfuck.

    Fact remains that 99.999% of women can't get their rocks off with a dicking, to the point where apparently some women believe that any kind of sensation via intercourse is basically a myth.

    That's nerve responsivity.

    I was surprised that a neuroscience journal would publish an article based on nerve responsivity.
    Now it more directly alludes to the by products of lack of nerve activity - low libido, low moral, low self image etc - but it follows the general theme of neural activity and its direct correlation with life quality and sexual responsivity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 503 ✭✭✭Rufeo


    Umm, did I read a couple articles written by "sexperts" at varying times?

    Possibly.

    Yeah they're kind of.... creepy.

    Overly dramatized?
    Overly dramatized how?

    The whole societal setup is an absolute clusterfuck.

    Fact remains that 99.999% of women can't get their rocks off with a dicking, to the point where apparently some women believe that any kind of sensation via intercourse is basically a myth.

    That's nerve responsivity.

    I was surprised that a neuroscience journal would publish an article based on nerve responsivity.
    Now it more directly alludes to the by products of lack of nerve activity - low libido, low moral, low self image etc - but it follows the general theme of neural activity and its direct correlation with life quality and sexual responsivity.

    Look just take a holiday to Shagaluf or somewhere like it. Be grand.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Rufeo wrote: »
    Look just take a holiday to Shagaluf or somewhere like it. Be grand.

    Shagaluf?

    lol - I assume that's a satire on Magaluf?

    Isn't that where the billy-bad-ass high school graduates and their trash-wanna-be girlfriends go on their parents dime when they get the LC results?

    Pfff, I sometimes enjoying partying with high school gals, mostly college 1st years, sure - but being stuck around that mob relentlessly for more than 24 hours straight?
    It's not, my idea of a good time.

    We're not talking a drunken fumble here however.
    We're talking about, life sustaining, long term, real world boinking. The kind those frustrated 9 to 5 women need to feel at the end of a long week - but apparently, don't.


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Inside the mind of Laptop Gremlin:

    giphy.webp


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    billy-bad-ass high school graduates and their trash-wanna-be girlfriends go on their parents dime when they get the LC results?
    Save for the Leaving Cert reference I'd have thought this was written by a 19 year old American. "Parent's dime"?

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



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