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  • #9202
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,452 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Marge : Homer, don't be offended, but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.
    Homer : Well, these seem to be in order. I'll be out back in the hammock.


  • #9203
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Homer: "Now I'm no big city lawyer..."

    Crowd: *stunned gasp* :eek:


  • #9204
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,760 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Granpa Simpson "Which one you is the mailman?"


  • #9205
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,550 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Can I come too?


  • #9206
    Dr. Colossus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Dr. Colossus


    Scorpio: Ingenious, isn't it, Mr. Bont?

    Mr. Bont: Scorpio, you're totally mad.

    Scorpio: I wouldn't point fingers, you jerk.

    Mr. Bont: So, do you expect me to talk?
    Scorpio: I don't expect anything from you except to die and be a very cheap funeral.


  • #9207
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,191 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Stop him he's supposed to die


  • #9208
    P.Walnuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,772 ✭✭✭P.Walnuts


    Dr. Colossus wrote: »
    .

    Stay away from Death Mountain!


  • #9209
    Dr. Colossus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Dr. Colossus


    P.Walnuts wrote: »
    Stay away from Death Mountain!

    But all my stuff is there!


  • #9210
    05eaftqbrs9jlh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭05eaftqbrs9jlh


    Well, if by “****” you mean educational fun, then stand back, it’s **** time!


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  • #9211
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Look, there’s Robert Downey Junior filming a shootout for his new movie.
    Where are the cameras?


  • #9212
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Moe: "and then they realised they were no longer little girls.... they were little women." *sniff*


  • #9213
    FGR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,455 ✭✭✭FGR


    "Principal Skinner, this is your secretary. There is one last student here to see you."

    "That's odd. I don't have a secretary...or an intercom! But send him in."


  • #9214
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,333 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Homer, I told you to stop mocking me at picnics.


  • #9215
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    That's not a knife!!!??


  • #9216
    Rawr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭Rawr


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    That's not a knife!!!??

    Heh...I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!


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  • #9217
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,400 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    Nimoy: Well, my work is done here.
    Barney: What do you mean your "work is done", you didn't do anything!
    Nimoy: hm-hm-hm Didn't I?

    (P.S. Surely one of the best cameos ever on The Simpsons.)

    James Woods.

    “What do you mean I gotta give two weeks notice?! You freaking no good damn mother @&x€$%# &&@£;& cheese..No, not you. I was talking to my oven”

    “Hey. Don't... jerk me around, fella”

    “I'm off to battle aliens on a far away planet.”
    “That sounds like a good movie.”
    “Yes... Yes, a movie, yes.”


  • #9218
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I am so smart!


  • #9219
    FGR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,455 ✭✭✭FGR


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I am so smart!

    SMRT!


  • #9220
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,452 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore!

    Troy McClure


  • #9221
    Rawr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Burns: Smithers, why haven't I heard of this "the Leader"? He's as rich and wicked as I, but he seems to enjoy tax-exempt status.

    Smithers: Actually, sir, with our creative bookkeeping and corporate loopholes, we only pay three dollars a year.

    Burns: [Gasps.] You're right. We're getting screwed!
    There must be something I can do about this.

    Wait....

    Yes....

    I think I know just the thing.
    Muh ha ha ha! HA HA HA HAH!!!!



    (Later....)

    Smithers: Uh sir? You've got to tell me what the plan is, or nothing will happen...


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  • #9222
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Lisaaa! Motorcade!


  • #9223
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    I demand to see that capitalist-castrating suffragette this instant!


  • #9224
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,550 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    You will be called, Stitchface


  • #9225
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    cuOPfVV.png

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



  • #9226
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,441 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Abe Lincoln (Milhouse): I thought that civil war would never end. Now to soothe my head with an evening at Ford's Theater.
    *Bart as John Wilkes Booth barges in the door behind him*
    Lincoln: Oh, no! John Wilkes Booth!
    John Wilkes Booth: asta la vista, Abey!

    You're next, Chester A. Arthur!


  • #9227
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,452 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Louie: Oh that's so funny I could whack my own mother!
    Fat Tony: I'm glad you brought that up.
    Louie: Kill my mother? She makes such good pasta sauce.
    Johnny: It comes from a can.
    Louie: She's a corpse.


  • #9228
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,452 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Kent Brockman: And that fluffy kitten played with that ball of string, all through the night. On a lighter note a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.


  • #9229
    Rawr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭Rawr


    SILENT
    ALARM
    ACTIVATED


  • #9230
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,452 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Mr Burns: Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs.


  • #9231
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I really like the vest.


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  • #9232
    05eaftqbrs9jlh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭05eaftqbrs9jlh


    You know, the man who's always standing and walking!


  • #9233
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,452 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Homer: Hmm. I seem to be missing a piece of my ear. Touché


  • #9234
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,452 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Agnes Skinner:" Seymour! My fanny is baboon red after that car ride"


  • #9235
    Crock Rock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Crock Rock


    Bbbbbuuuurrrp


  • #9236
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes




  • #9237
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Barbershop is in danger of going stale. I’m taking it to strange, new places.


  • #9238
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Something something... Burt Ward.


  • #9239
    hynesie08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,866 ✭✭✭hynesie08


    I'll have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat...


  • #9240
    fullstop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,498 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    PUT IT IN H.


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  • #9241
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Revelate.


  • #9242
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Something something... Burt Ward.

    This thread writes itself!


  • #9243
    Snails pace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 601 ✭✭✭Snails pace


    How about handsome Homer plus three


  • #9244
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    I do not think you guys are taking this seriously enough. Its ****ing ART!


  • #9245
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,791 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Inside No. 9 is an amusing show.


  • #9246
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    don't move it ....NOW i am discombobluated



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  • #9247
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,550 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    And heeere come the pretzels


  • #9248
    P.Walnuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,772 ✭✭✭P.Walnuts


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    And heeere come the pretzels

    You can call them Whitey whackers


  • #9249
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,550 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    When a fire starts to burn,
    There’s a lesson you should learn,
    Something, something and you’ll see,
    You’ll avoid catastrophe


  • #9250
    Rawr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    This thread writes itself!

    Burns: "It was the Best of Times....it was the BOARDS of times?!"
    You stupid Boardsie!
    (Hits Earthhorse with post)


  • #9251
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,532 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    fullstop wrote: »
    PUT IT IN H.

    A single tank of kerosene.

    Crazy Vaclav's ffs.


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