Are all Gavins tools?

Aspiring · 06-06-2013 01:20AM

Meangadh wrote: »

Was JUST about to say I've never met a Dean that wasn't trouble.

Callum is another one. Oh and Aarons. Tools and/or deviants.

In fairness never had any beef with a Gavin.

True about the Deans here too.

Know a few sound Aarons tho!

The Backwards Man · 06-06-2013 01:22AM

I know a Dean that's a sound lad. He fixes tractors and stuff, top man.

Meangadh · 06-06-2013 01:30AM

El Guapo! wrote: »

I'll stab you.

I was right!!

To be fair, most girls I know with my name are annoying pains... I don't really like my name

Dr Turk Turkelton · 06-06-2013 01:39AM

I have noticed that all Dominics tend to be proper nutcases.

Richard Hillman · 06-06-2013 01:45AM

I know one Gavin that is alright but all the other Gavins that I have came across were not.

Zebra3 · 06-06-2013 01:50AM

Fran Gavin.

'Nuff said.

osarusan · 06-06-2013 02:21AM

Zebra3 beat me to it. Fran Gavin is conclusive proof.

Allyall · 06-06-2013 02:32AM

Another GAVIN

Possibly the worst of them all..

THIS STORY was probably written by a Gavin.

wat a dik.

twowheelsonly · 06-06-2013 02:33AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I know a Dean that's a sound lad. He robs tractors and stuff, top man.

humbert · 06-06-2013 02:52AM

I see the popularity of the name Gavin peaked in 2008, coinciding with the global recession...

Gandhi · 06-06-2013 02:59AM

My wife wanted to name one of the kids Gavin and I said no effin way for all the reasons outlined in this thread. Every Gavin I've met has been a plonkwad. I am not inflicting another one on the universe.

Have to admit I've had good luck with Craigs, though.

Smidge · 06-06-2013 03:19AM

Colette Thousands Flag wrote: »

Going along the same theme, I read the courts pages in The Herald and The Indo and I've noticed a lot of Dean's and Wayne's appearing in court on criminal matters.

^^^^^
+ 1 (not from the paper but experience)

Also, have known 2 Gavin's
Both headcases(not in a good way:)) of the highest order.

efb · 06-06-2013 03:24AM

I find Gavins I know are gay and sound

jester77 · 06-06-2013 08:47AM

Everyone I know is sound, don't know any Gavins, so putting that info together I would say that the OP is probably right.

nozzferrahhtoo · 06-06-2013 08:51AM

I am one myself. I will leave it to anyone who has ever read my posts to decide if I support or debunk the OPs theory

I certainly could list a few users who will line up to declare I fit perfectly

TPD · 06-06-2013 09:13AM

I only know one Gavin and he's grand. But maybe I'm a prick too and don't notice him so much...

Plazaman · 06-06-2013 09:31AM

I went to college with a Gavin from Cavan who was a complete prick, don't know whether that was because of his name or he was a mean Cavan bastárd. I could fill the stingy thread with stories of him. On the plus side he had the lepsy so couldn't go into nightclubs because of the flashing lights. Needless to say we spent a lot of time in nightclubs because of Gavin.

Flash forward to today, a neighbour of mine is called Gavin and he's sound as a pound....euro....whatever.

Drkitkat · 06-06-2013 09:32AM

Darrens, Deans, Callums, Connors, Waynes & Warrens are usually antisocial trouble-makers but Gavins are in a league of their own. They lack all social skills and it could be said that they are tools, knobs, or much worse.

mike65 · 06-06-2013 09:36AM

So the issue is not really the people with the name its their idiot parents, who clearly have handed down all the worst traits in humanity. Thing is they have names like Bill and Mary.

Drkitkat · 06-06-2013 09:38AM

or Mandy & Dick

check_six · 06-06-2013 09:49AM

I seem to be hoarding all the sound Gavins for myself. I can think of three I know off the top of my head who are top quality people.

Although, they all go by Gav, rather than Gavin. Is this significant, I wonder?

jkml · 06-06-2013 09:49AM

I don't like Gavins but Gavans are alright.

Mr. CooL ICE · 06-06-2013 10:01AM

Generally agree, but I know of one exception

A Gavin in my school was a top guy. Spent most of school time pushing the wheelchair and being friend to a guy with spina bifida. One of the nicest guys ever, and possibly single handedly responsible for bringing complete equilibrium to the world of Gavins

yourdeadwright · 06-06-2013 10:05AM

I know 4 Gavin's, 3 are bang on the other one not so much ,

06-06-2013 10:08AM

I'm a Gavin and my mother says I'm lovely.

Sofiztikated · 06-06-2013 10:19AM

2 Gavins. 1 is dead sound, the other is a mouth breathing thundering idiot.

Haven't met a Darren yet that wasn't trouble.

Craig is a name that brings to mind a certain type of person. Drinks pints, thick neck, plays sport and is good at any sport he tries, but he's smug about it. Is straight, but you know he has looked at your junk at the urinal.

Nigels are just plain fùcking strange.

gagiteebo · 06-06-2013 10:38AM

You're on to something OP. I know a Gavin and he's a complete pr*ck

Also Leon. I've never met a Leon who wasn't in some way a psycho social hazard.

sparkthatbled · 06-06-2013 11:35AM

There was a Gavin who was an odd-job man in a B+B i stayed in in Carlow. Basically did everything the owner was too old and frail to do and whenever he would accomplish the most basic tasks the old woman would be cooing "Oh, Gavin's brilliant!" and the fecker lapped it up! I think he was mostly paid in ego-stroking...

I think we're really on to something here...

Frank Black · 06-06-2013 12:00PM

If you type Gavin into Wikipedia this is the first guy that comes up.

Don't you just want to punch him?

scudzilla · 05-02-2020 08:58PM

Sorry to bring up an old thread of mine, went out last weekend and one of the lads bumped into an old school mate, complete and utter tool.....name was Gavin

New guy starts in work 3wks ago, turn out to be a complete tool.....you guessed it, name is Gavin

Are all Gavins tools?

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